Broad sword vs wooden ceiling fan blade
justam
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I now think I can imagine what it would feel like to get hit by a big old sword on a battlefield. :shock:
The ceiling fan (at full speed) whacked me in the forehead today. Ouch.
Got me some stitches today... :?
I think I may have to change my hairstyle to one with bangs. (!)
What injuries have you gotten that required stitches?
The ceiling fan (at full speed) whacked me in the forehead today. Ouch.
Got me some stitches today... :?
I think I may have to change my hairstyle to one with bangs. (!)
What injuries have you gotten that required stitches?
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When my sister and I were kids, we used to throw balled-up socks into the arc of the blades, just to watch them get whacked across the room
I'm lucky though, in my 30 years I've never needed stitches or had any broken bones or major injuries at all. Knock on wood.
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I hope your ok, that's quite the hit. OUCH!
I'm fine now but the deepness of the cut scared me a bit when I saw it and there was a lot of blood. :?
I was cleaning the top of the wall (near the ceiling) in my son's room because we were re-arranging it and I was standing on his bed. When I went to get off of the bed, I got off on the side by the center of the room (and the God-damn fan!). It's my own fault for forgetting it was on full blast... sometimes I'm not entirely graceful...
I fell of a tree when I was a child,a branch took half my knee with it.I was terrified to go home as I knew the wrath of my mother would be worse than the fall.
Right on cue she freaked out when I got in which brought dad running,he was furious as it was a Saturday and there was no way we were calling a doctor out for my stupidity and my parents didn't drive to take me to the hospital.
Dad stitched my knee with thread and a needle he had sterilised with whisky and froze my knee with ice before hand,then bandaged my knee up.
Mum took me to the doctors on the Monday morning and he said there was no more he would recommend be done as dad did no more than what the hospital would have done.I still have the scar. :?
The nurse that stitched me up did a great job but the washing out of the wound was really painful. :oops:
I was with the ex then and she finally decided she wanted to get her dog and bring him to live with us after he stayed with someone for almost a year. At one point he got into it with one of my dogs and i thought my pooch was going to kill her pooch so i tried breaking them up and got bit. 3 stitches on the wrist.
a few months later i bit the dust going down the steps in the afternoon when i realized i was sleeping through the football game. 5 sititches on my elbow.
a month later, i went to push open the back door to let the dogs out and had my hand on the center of the
glass pane. the piece that holds the storm door open was at the halfway point without me knowing, and
when it hit that my whole arm went through the window. i had a 4 inch long, 2 inch wide piece of glass
that broke off deep in my tricep, and they had to dig it out. 5 stitches on the outside, and 5 stitches deep
inside my arm.
its my Frankenstein arm. :?
I'm glad your okay Justam, i'm sure all the blood was scary.
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That arm has survived a lot.
OUCH
cuts on the head and forehead will produce copious amounts of blood because of the thin skin
cold comfort, i'm sure
and though not as bad as a broad sword
still no damn fun
"what a long, strange trip it's been"
Couple work related injuries involving stitches. Dropped a wrought iron table on my toes. Also when i worked at Kmart i was in the hardware dept. we sold exacto knives. I was straightening the dept. one time and the exacto knives were hanging on a hook. For some reason one of the packages was partially opened and i didn';t know it and sliced my finger. That would not stop bleeding.
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I'm glad you didn't lose any.
had a swing chain at school come down and land on top of my head in 6th grade. the lights went out for awhile.
i was sitting/leaning back in my swing. my brother next to me threw his swing over top bar to get it up higher off the ground. the thing came crashing down on my skull
when i came to i was still in my swing, blood everywhere even in my socks
my entire shirt and jacket were bloody, my jeans bloody and my shoes
my face dripping red
many other accidents thru the years required stitches
it's good though that you are having humor with your pain
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
I've had stiches a shit ton of times but the two funniest were when I was six my brother hit me in the forehead with a shovel because I was being an ass. Bled like crazy.
The other funny one was in 2007 and someone played a prank on me at work. They took a garbage twist tie and tied the phone cord extremely close to the actual phone so when I picked up the receiver the whole phone came up to my ear. I had to talk to my customer for 15 minutes with the whole desk phone up to my ear. I was a little pissed at the end of the call and while trying to cut the twist tie off with a razor blade I sliced my hand. I can laugh about it now because the guy that did it to me I ended up firing 10 months later.
stitches
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
admit it's off topic...but when my kids were 4 & 6 a bird flew into our apartment. we tried shooing it back out the doors & windows to no avail. then it perched itself on top one of the blades of the ceiling fan...so i turned the fan on low hoping the bird would fly out. nope, birdy just stood on that fan spinning around in circles and wouldn't budge. it wasn't long before all of our neighbors came by to check it out....that bird literally spent hours spinning up on the fan. still bring up laughs when someone brings it up.
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Brother hurts you first, then dad, then mom.. :(
Prism, that's a funny image!
I'll bet your shovel injury hurt a lot. :?
mom cut my thumb off before i could walk much
6th grade was the swing chain head one
dad stabbing me with filet knife...guessing i was 17-20
plus many other eventful moments required stitches or needed them and didn't get them
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
I don't really remember but it probably did.
I think it sucks that people were so careless with your health when you were young. :x
A little boy deserves better! :geek:
yowie holy smokes, folks, did that ever hurt.
what is worse is that he was completely drunk as a skunk and a stupid shit
he grabbed a sewing needle, a lighter and some string. he sewed his nipple back together with a few stitches.
he wasn't foolin anyone that was present
it hurt and he knew it
yet still went through with it
stupid shit
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Nothing like walking around with big ass nasty stitches on your lip.
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel