Brad Klausen "Doc On LSD" Print Give Away

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  • Dead Man Walking
    Dead Man Walking Toronto-ish Posts: 2,762
    About 24 hours to go... Let's hear what you've got!
  • perfectlefts14
    perfectlefts14 Posts: 2,080
    Back in my college days I was working in a restaurant as a sous chef. My manager was getting to the point to where he didn't give a crap anymore because he'd been there for so long. I had been getting fed up with his shit and one day I decided I needed to make a change because it was getting old. So I walked in at the start of my shift and found my manager and told him I was giving my 2 day notice. As he started to lecture me about not giving a 2 week notice, I interrupted him mid sentence and said you don't get it, I said I was giving my 2 day notice which means I am leaving 2 day! I turned around laughing my ass off and grabbed my stuff and walked out the door with the biggest smile on my face.

    Sorry to hear about your job, I hope everything works out for you. Good luck!
    Tell the captain
    'This boats not safe
    And we're drowning.'
  • Off He Goes In My Tree to Do T
    Off He Goes In My Tree to Do T Posts: 67
    Hmmm, How would I quit my job??? Well for starters, if I knew I was getting let go that day, I would be taking a taxi into work, because I am showing up with a slight buzz.

    Will prob bring in a Boom Box and once I get to my desk just start playing some Dirty Frank to get the mood set for everyone that this is how it is about to go down.

    Once the mood is set, I will settle in and wait for HR to ask to meet with me, during my meeting with HR I will start letting out all of my bosses little white lies he spreads to keep other team members and co-workers happy, these will also get sent out in a mass e-mail from my cell phone - Pre-Drafted. After I am told I am being let go, I am sure I will be asked to pack my belongings.

    On my way back to my desk, I will fire up the Boom Box again and start playing Once, 2 reasons for this, Once apon a time, I could control myself... :twisted: And the second reason, give my old co-workers a story for them to tell new employees by saying, Once there was this employee here and how he left...

    After the desk is packed up, call myself a cab, then play my final going away song, Rearview Mirror... Fire up a cig in the office... then tell the taxi drive to take me to a bar...

    Nothing to over the top... but I will not be forgotten for my departure.

    Good Luck to All, and thanks for the chance.
    Wally.
  • White Discussion
    White Discussion Melissa Texas Posts: 2,818
    I think I would just put on my personal belongings in a box the day before I was quitting. Then I just wouldn't show up ;). Really if I liked the company and people I couldn't do that.
  • Dead Man Walking
    Dead Man Walking Toronto-ish Posts: 2,762
    jimbojones1138 wrote:
    my boss is the biggest asshole. we sit next to each other and he is always farting. and he fans it at me with a magazine or a piece of paper. the worst part is my desk is located in a high traffic area, so everyone that walks by thinks its me.

    picture this type of desk:

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    when i quit i am going to take the metal cover off of the tower on his desktop computer. im going to take a shit in it and than screw the cover back on. the tower is located under his desk, so that little cooler fan in the back of the computer will blow the shit smell all over his lap for days/weeks. since the front of the desk is covered, the smell can only go out towards him :D

    Boom. Winner. PM me your deets. Thanks everyone for participating. Interview number 3 coming up tomorrow. Fingers crossed.

    -DMW

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