Brad Klausen "Doc On LSD" Print Give Away

Dead Man Walking

So this week I was laid off from my job (I didn't create this thread for sympathy, I'm confident I'll find a new one shortly) but on my way out I brought something with me

A few years back I was responsible for set dressing a show I was working on. It was a sports show and I had reached out to a few artists for garbage/damaged prints to see if they would donate anything instead of throwing it in the trash. Brad was extremely kind and sent me one of his Doc prints. He said it was damaged...I say t's fine. Other than a slight ink mark, the thing is a beaut.

The print hung in the office for two years, made its way into a few videos we shot but on Tuesday when I was told to gather my belongings, I took it with me...not because I wanted it for my house but just out of spite.

Anyways, if you want this print, it's yours. All you have to tell me is how you'd quit your job if you had the chance.

I'll let this go until next Friday Afternoon. (March 23rd 6pm ET)

Make me laugh/cringe/whatever. Best one wins. Good luck.

Umbertotamba

I would start it by saying :It's been a pleasure working here, but I hit the lottery so I must go!!!
but that would be if I only hit the lottery

Chief Broom

Wow! I think about how I'd quit my job everyday.
I'd probably go to a board meeting...Which I have been told I am not allowed at. And I would tell them about all the money my boss wastes on shit he shouldn't be buying to begin with. Then I'd tell them that they should start investing in their employees instead of their comfort! Good luck on the job hunt! Thanks for the shot!

lando

I'd say I'm Penski material then ta ta Tartell

Released1980

Great giveaway! Love how you took your shit with you..
If I were to quit my job, I would drop some heat in my bosses toilet tank. A nice upper decker..That shit would get all churned up for a week before he realized its on the freshwater side! Oh, wait...that's why I got fired! I don't quit anything!

Umbertotamba

owwww the funny one was where I quit a job by not showing up...when I went in to get my check me and the owner got into it over quit a few things. It was a restraunt and his office was right off the dining room. I was yelling at him how disgusting it was to recycle salad dressings and butter on the table (recycle= dumping people unused dressing back into the master container and rescooped out for other people). The last words yelled at him before I left his office was what a dick I thought he was and he should go fuck his hand.

When I left his office, i walked through the dining room and all the customers looked mortified. I was never sure if it was what we screamed at each other or the thought that they might be eating recycled salad dressing

whofeelslikeadrank

when i lost my job recently... i told the boss that i quit before i was given my walking papers! in our meeting, i knew what was about to happen, so i flipped it around on them. a little hitch that this fortune 500 company has built into its HR policy, is that the company was required to give me a severance as part of the conditions of my departure. no exactly proud of what happened to me, but i beat the man before he beat me!

not really a shining example for others, but the guy had it out for me from the very first day we met. in his 3 years of running this business, he has yet to fire another individual, whilst i was gone in his first 9 months on the job...

being laid off sucks for sure Dead Man, and i don't mean to belittle your situation. i laugh at myself to this day about what happened to me. thanks for the opportunity, cool idea! and good luck to all!!

Rosdower

not sure if i want to quit my current job, but i've had a few jobs in the past where the people, owners, and bosses were total pieces of garbage and took advantage of my work ethic in every way. i've since left that place, but i had always dreamed of taking large pieces of fish and hiding them around the job. Under ceiling tiles, behind grates, next to the fireplace, in my bosses vehicles. especially in the summer time when those cheap fucks wouldn't use the central air at night and you'd come in, in the morning and the place was hot as balls. It would have been wonderful to fuck them over like that. but such is life, i have moved on.... .. .

nothingman203

I'm getting out of the Navy on August 8th, and when I walk off my ship for the last time, and step on the pier, i will proudly turn and flip the boat the bird for all the bullshit I have put up with while stationed there. I am taking my talents to college (LOL). Awesome giveaway, all the best and hope you land on your feet soon :thumbup:

juddboz80

nice giveaway.....i was employed for a company about ten years, i had gotten hurt on the job in a bad way. i missed a week of work because how badly i felt, i couldnt hardly get off the couch to piss let alone do anything around the house. after about a week i returned to work because i was bored of sitting on the couch for a week straight. when i returned i told my boss i needed to fill out an accident report for all this to get my trips to then emergency room and med bills paid and my time off work paid for, i never felt that bad in my life!!! he tells me that i dont need to fill out an accident report because people usually dont last long when they go filling out accident reports (he gets a bonus if no accident reports get reported for the job), so i ended up filling out this report....he holds a grudge and treats me totally different. i never did get paid for the lost time i had, so i told him if i didnt get paid for it i would get even!!!!! long story short, i sat on a bucket in the basement of this huge job for 2 weeks straight and didnt do a damn thing!! he approached me about not getting anything being done in my work area and i told him id been working my ass of for him and i had no reason to fuck him.i worked on this job for mabye another month, he tried stabbing me in the back every chance he could get, the more this went on the more time i had to plot things out... so one friday he sends one of his suck ass bitches down to tell me to gather my tools cause i was getting moved to another job, (i knew this was coming) i grabbed a hand ful of long nails and went to his truck and wedged nails all the way around all tires so when the truck moved nails would go into his tires!! i also stuck a big sign on his grill that said im gay in huge black letters (his truck was positioned so he wouldnt see it when he got into it!) i dumped a whole big can of pepper in his heater vent so he would sneeze every time he put his defrosters on!!!! also had lindberger cheese that i put a big chunk on his intake manifold (i heard this melts when the truck gets hot and it sticks to it and smells so bad for months)this cheese was in my car for 2 days and it was horrible in the package! like i said, i knew all this was coming so i had time to think this out, and he deserved every bit of it! so this was all on a friday, on monday i go to my new job and get a call, its him and he asks me if i did anything to his truck....my reply was no but i hear karma is a bitch and i hung up the phone! that friday i got laid off, in the end looking back, im so glad i did what i did, he was a piece of shit and id still be miserable working at that company!!

jimbojones1138

my boss is the biggest asshole. we sit next to each other and he is always farting. and he fans it at me with a magazine or a piece of paper. the worst part is my desk is located in a high traffic area, so everyone that walks by thinks its me.

picture this type of desk:



when i quit i am going to take the metal cover off of the tower on his desktop computer. im going to take a shit in it and than screw the cover back on. the tower is located under his desk, so that little cooler fan in the back of the computer will blow the shit smell all over his lap for days/weeks. since the front of the desk is covered, the smell can only go out towards him

-Q-

had a job i hated and got a new job lined up. went into the bosses office and told him i quit. he asked when my last day was i said right now. the vain in his neck would flair up when he got mad and it was already bulging lol. he told me i just can't quit like this so i had to remind him that he was the reason i was quitting like this. yes it was HIS fault...... for some reason he didn't like that one.
that was a good day! good luck with the job search

Dead Man Walking

Great stuff so far...keep em coming.

jm257212

My boss is a total prick.. He is like 5'3 and has a massive Napoleon complex.. Nothing against short people at all but this guy uses his power to take out all past hostilities on us now.. He is always making stupid comments about size and making himself sound so important...
Anyway, I would tell him " no matter how much of the ladder he climbs, he will always be the short kid in school that never got picked in gym, never had a date for prom, had zero friends... And it's not because of your size, it's because your an asshole!!!!!!! ".
Ty for allowing me to vent

rjwhite19

I'd leave a cut out of myself at my desk.

Edved007

I just left a position and am about to start a new one and I did it the proper way with 2 weeks notice, not burning bridges, etc, etc.....BUT if I could have done it anyway I wanted....and this is borrowed, so I can't take credit but I'd just say "I quit!" and then motha' fuckin' moonwalk right on out of there!

Josh.

dwhite76

If I had a chance to quit my job I would do it in style. First I would high jack the PA system ( I worked in a hospital) Then Over the PA I would be blasting Pearl Jams Out Of My Mind. Then I would take a wheel chair to the bosses office sit him in it and wheel him around the hospital right out the door into the on comming traffic.

Then I would unroll this poster I just won and show it to the police and as the song Out Of My Mind is blasting in the back round I would say to the officer " Can you believe this poster is about a professional ball player who pitched a No Hitter while on LSD :P "

Long Gone Day

First of all, I would go see my boss or whomever has fired/laid me off. Assuming that I knew him on a personal basis (knowing he's married and has a certain number of kids) I would make up a lie that I slept with his wife who was presumably very fond of me, then watch the carnage and custody battles ensue, assuming it went to plan. Or I would except my fate and work hard to find a better job and continue living my life.

weekapaug19

Been at mine so long I would do it respectfully just in case I need a reference down the road for a different job. I guess i'm growing up

P34RL J4MM3R

Been laid off Twice in the last 4 years. You'll land somewhere cool DMW, keep your head up.

AfghanTwilight

I think about this daily. I've been stuck in my current role since 2006, and with the company 17 years. It'd be near impossible for me to go out in a flaming ball of rage as people so often want to do. I'd let them know how unhappy I had been for years feeling I was never taken seriously or given my shot where I excelled at best.

I'd make it known that it was as much their fault and loss in my departure, as it was mine in losing the job.