We must stop this child hurting monster before it's too late

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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    81 wrote:
    so many questions answered..... :wtf:

    :silent:
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    holy crap!!! I just realized I am a terrible parent! When my oldest son was just learning to crawl, I had him and his infant brother out in the front yard. I was checking on the baby and I hear what sounds like a bowling ball being rolled down the concrete steps which led up to the front door of the house. I turn around to find that he had crawled up the steps and fell back down, hitting his head a few times. This all happend in a matter of seconds, he was a fast crawler. The worst was that he had a big scratch and bump on his cheek, so when his mother saw that: "WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BABY!?!?!" :roll:
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    holy crap!!! I just realized I am a terrible parent! When my oldest son was just learning to crawl, I had him and his infant brother out in the front yard. I was checking on the baby and I hear what sounds like a bowling ball being rolled down the concrete steps which led up to the front door of the house. I turn around to find that he had crawled up the steps and fell back down, hitting his head a few times. This all happend in a matter of seconds, he was a fast crawler. The worst was that he had a big scratch and bump on his cheek, so when his mother saw that: "WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BABY!?!?!" :roll:


    It's never too late to report yourself to the proper authorities. :lol:
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    another story: When the same son was learning to walk and constantly grabbing onto things for balance. someone (cough*exwife*cough*) left one of those big Yankee Candles burning on a placemat on the kitchen table. I remember being in the other room, smelling the candle, then I didn't see him and just that quick as I was running in there, I hear a loud smash, a cry and I immediately knew what happened. As soon as I get in there, I grab him in one arm, stick his head under the faucet and with the other hand turn on the water as I thought the hot wax was burning his face and eyes. Luckily it wan't hot enough to burn and he had a little cut on his cheek. But what a pain getting all that wax off his eyelashes and eyebrows. Before his mother had a chance to try to blame me for it I explained how stupid it was to leave anything where he could reach it (she still thought it was my fault for letting him out of my sight :roll: )

    it's amazing our kids survived.
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    tv's are the new baby killers.
    81 is now off the air

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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    81 wrote:
    tv's are the new baby killers.

    yes, too heavy and fall over too easily
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    I've heard that babies bounce when you drop them...
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • fife
    fife Posts: 3,327
    RKCNDY wrote:
    I've heard that babies bounce when you drop them...

    yes they can but now the government is telling me that having a fat baby is not good. I just can't catch a break

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