Things you wish you didn't tell your sig. other

lue2281

Me: I'm gonna buy a poster for about 450 dollars
Her: No, you are not.
Me in my head: Damn it, why did I think this would have a good outcome.

Who else has a good one?

81

i only tell her what she needs to know.

F Me In The Brain

Me: Babe, you can pick which XXX we YYY to tonight.
Wife: Great!


XXX = Movie, Music

YYY = go, listen

I do it to be fair and let her choose but she actually likes a good percentage of the music I like and of the movies I like so we can find common ground. Outside of that common ground I cant stand the music she listens to or the movies she watches.

Whenever I say this it automatically is her signal to pick out Adele or a chick flick.

mysticweed

81 wrote:

i only tell her what she needs to know.

same here
less is better

rick1zoo2

"I do"

Wma31394

rick1zoo2 wrote:

"I do"

Mamasan23

In the beginning of our relationship, I told my hubby that an ex would call me every now and again (I never answered of course), which turned into him watching my phone like a hawk, answering it when the ex called, and a long drawn out screaming match ensued between them.

Now he's on a need-to-know basis

BinauralJam

One time early in our relationship we sex in her sister's bedroom, because it was the only room left that we hadnt, but there was a picture of her sister on the wall, after i finished i told her i was thinking about her sister the entire time (which i was), i've never made her that angry before or since. She's alot hotter than her sister, but still has a complex, weird.

81

BinauralJam wrote:

One time early in our relationship we sex in her sister's bedroom, because it was the only room left that we hadnt, but there was a picture of her sister on the wall, after i finished i told her i was thinking about her sister the entire time (which i was), i've never made her that angry before or since. She's alot hotter than her sister, but still has a complex, weird.

bad move

Heisenberg

BinauralJam wrote:

One time early in our relationship we sex in her sister's bedroom, because it was the only room left that we hadnt, but there was a picture of her sister on the wall, after i finished i told her i was thinking about her sister the entire time (which i was), i've never made her that angry before or since. She's alot hotter than her sister, but still has a complex, weird.

F Me In The Brain

81 wrote:

BinauralJam wrote:

One time early in our relationship we sex in her sister's bedroom, because it was the only room left that we hadnt, but there was a picture of her sister on the wall, after i finished i told her i was thinking about her sister the entire time (which i was), i've never made her that angry before or since. She's alot hotter than her sister, but still has a complex, weird.

bad move

Dude that is one of the funniest things I have read in a while. I am honest with my wife but I wouldn't dare tell her that I was thinking about one of her sisters while sexing. (I have done the deed in one of her sisters rooms and I have thought of that sister due to the pictures as well. It wasn't the entire time but it was distracting. And that sister is very attractive and in fact looks like a younger version of my wife. Too strange.)

Heisenberg

F Me In The Brain wrote:

that sister is very attractive and in fact looks like a younger version of my wife.

You need to erase this post and never utter these words out loud again.

merkinball

BinauralJam wrote:

One time early in our relationship we sex in her sister's bedroom, because it was the only room left that we hadnt, but there was a picture of her sister on the wall, after i finished i told her i was thinking about her sister the entire time (which i was), i've never made her that angry before or since. She's alot hotter than her sister, but still has a complex, weird.

It could have been worse, it could have been after her parents bedroom.

81

Heisenberg wrote:

F Me In The Brain wrote:

that sister is very attractive and in fact looks like a younger version of my wife.

You need to erase this post and never utter these words out loud again.

Mamasan23

Now I'm starting to get a complex about my hubby thinking about my sister :?

81

Mamasan23 wrote:

Now I'm starting to get a complex about my hubby thinking about my sister :?

i think about her too.














i'm kidding :P

Mamasan23

81 wrote:

Mamasan23 wrote:

Now I'm starting to get a complex about my hubby thinking about my sister :?

i think about her too.














i'm kidding :P

I remember you trying to spray that alcoholic whipped cream on her chestial region!! Ah gahd!

Gus in Fargo

I didn't just think about my wife's sister, I did her.

81

i don't recall that....i remember only aiming above the chin and below the nose, now if some missed and hit other spots....i can't be faulted.

Wma31394

Gus in Fargo wrote:

I didn't just think about my wife's sister, I did her.

Sounds like family with some good values.

PRSNT10S

Gus in Fargo wrote:

I didn't just think about my wife's sister, I did her.

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!