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lue2281lue2281 Posts: 39
edited February 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
Me: I'm gonna buy a poster for about 450 dollars
Her: No, you are not.
Me in my head: Damn it, why did I think this would have a good outcome.

Who else has a good one?
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    :lol:

    i only tell her what she needs to know.
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  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain Posts: 31,123
    Me: Babe, you can pick which XXX we YYY to tonight.
    Wife: Great!


    XXX = Movie, Music

    YYY = go, listen

    I do it to be fair and let her choose but she actually likes a good percentage of the music I like and of the movies I like so we can find common ground. Outside of that common ground I cant stand the music she listens to or the movies she watches.

    Whenever I say this it automatically is her signal to pick out Adele or a chick flick.
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  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    81 wrote:
    :lol:

    i only tell her what she needs to know.


    same here
    less is better
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    "I do"
  • Wma31394Wma31394 Posts: 3,045
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    "I do"

    :lol::lol:
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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    In the beginning of our relationship, I told my hubby that an ex would call me every now and again (I never answered of course), which turned into him watching my phone like a hawk, answering it when the ex called, and a long drawn out screaming match ensued between them.

    Now he's on a need-to-know basis :lol:
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    One time early in our relationship we sex in her sister's bedroom, because it was the only room left that we hadnt, but there was a picture of her sister on the wall, after i finished i told her i was thinking about her sister the entire time :lol: (which i was), i've never made her that angry before or since. She's alot hotter than her sister, but still has a complex, weird.
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    BinauralJam wrote:
    One time early in our relationship we sex in her sister's bedroom, because it was the only room left that we hadnt, but there was a picture of her sister on the wall, after i finished i told her i was thinking about her sister the entire time :lol: (which i was), i've never made her that angry before or since. She's alot hotter than her sister, but still has a complex, weird.


    :lol::lol::lol:

    bad move
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  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Posts: 4,957
    BinauralJam wrote:
    One time early in our relationship we sex in her sister's bedroom, because it was the only room left that we hadnt, but there was a picture of her sister on the wall, after i finished i told her i was thinking about her sister the entire time :lol: (which i was), i've never made her that angry before or since. She's alot hotter than her sister, but still has a complex, weird.

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  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain Posts: 31,123
    81 wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    One time early in our relationship we sex in her sister's bedroom, because it was the only room left that we hadnt, but there was a picture of her sister on the wall, after i finished i told her i was thinking about her sister the entire time :lol: (which i was), i've never made her that angry before or since. She's alot hotter than her sister, but still has a complex, weird.


    :lol::lol::lol:

    bad move

    Dude that is one of the funniest things I have read in a while. I am honest with my wife but I wouldn't dare tell her that I was thinking about one of her sisters while sexing. (I have done the deed in one of her sisters rooms and I have thought of that sister due to the pictures as well. It wasn't the entire time but it was distracting. And that sister is very attractive and in fact looks like a younger version of my wife. Too strange.)
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  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Posts: 4,957
    F Me In The Brain wrote:
    that sister is very attractive and in fact looks like a younger version of my wife.

    You need to erase this post and never utter these words out loud again. :lol:
  • merkinballmerkinball Posts: 2,262
    edited February 2012
    BinauralJam wrote:
    One time early in our relationship we sex in her sister's bedroom, because it was the only room left that we hadnt, but there was a picture of her sister on the wall, after i finished i told her i was thinking about her sister the entire time :lol: (which i was), i've never made her that angry before or since. She's alot hotter than her sister, but still has a complex, weird.

    It could have been worse, it could have been after her parents bedroom. :lol:
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    Heisenberg wrote:
    F Me In The Brain wrote:
    that sister is very attractive and in fact looks like a younger version of my wife.

    You need to erase this post and never utter these words out loud again. :lol:
    :lol:
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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    Now I'm starting to get a complex about my hubby thinking about my sister :?
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Now I'm starting to get a complex about my hubby thinking about my sister :?


    i think about her too.














    i'm kidding :P
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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    81 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Now I'm starting to get a complex about my hubby thinking about my sister :?


    i think about her too.














    i'm kidding :P

    :o I remember you trying to spray that alcoholic whipped cream on her chestial region!! Ah gahd!
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  • Gus in FargoGus in Fargo Posts: 116
    I didn't just think about my wife's sister, I did her.
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    i don't recall that....i remember only aiming above the chin and below the nose, now if some missed and hit other spots....i can't be faulted.

    :lol:
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  • Wma31394Wma31394 Posts: 3,045
    Gus in Fargo wrote:
    I didn't just think about my wife's sister, I did her.

    Sounds like family with some good values.
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  • PRSNT10SPRSNT10S Posts: 206
    Gus in Fargo wrote:
    I didn't just think about my wife's sister, I did her.

    JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! :lol:
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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    Gus in Fargo wrote:
    I didn't just think about my wife's sister, I did her.

    :shock: :o :shock:
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  • Gus in FargoGus in Fargo Posts: 116
    In my defense it was after we were legally separated
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  • JTHJTH Posts: 3,238
    this morning, I jokingly asked my wife if she was wearing Pajama Jeans (her mother wears them all the time and we always give her shit about them).

    BIG FUCKING MISTAKE.
  • JTHJTH Posts: 3,238
    BK144862 wrote:
    Gus in Fargo wrote:
    I didn't just think about my wife's sister, I did her.

    JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! :lol:
    :clap:
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    JTH wrote:
    this morning, I jokingly asked my wife if she was wearing Pajama Jeans (her mother wears them all the time and we always give her shit about them).

    BIG FUCKING MISTAKE.


    :lol:
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  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain Posts: 31,123
    Heisenberg wrote:
    F Me In The Brain wrote:
    that sister is very attractive and in fact looks like a younger version of my wife.

    You need to erase this post and never utter these words out loud again. :lol:

    Ha!
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  • javis el errantejavis el errante Posts: 6,136
    Only once I said "I love you" and then regretted it, but I've been there, many times, done that, guess that's why I'm still single..
    ... I am not in the business of being liked anymore ...

  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain Posts: 31,123
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Now I'm starting to get a complex about my hubby thinking about my sister :?

    Just dont get down with him in your sister's room. I did say that it was distracting. Wasn't a turn on, just distracted me from my fun.
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  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,483
    BinauralJam wrote:
    One time early in our relationship we sex in her sister's bedroom, because it was the only room left that we hadnt, but there was a picture of her sister on the wall, after i finished i told her i was thinking about her sister the entire time :lol: (which i was), i've never made her that angry before or since. She's alot hotter than her sister, but still has a complex, weird.

    I'd point out the postives of the situation...at least you weren't thinking about her brother!

    Damage control!
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    One time early in our relationship we sex in her sister's bedroom, because it was the only room left that we hadnt, but there was a picture of her sister on the wall, after i finished i told her i was thinking about her sister the entire time :lol: (which i was), i've never made her that angry before or since. She's alot hotter than her sister, but still has a complex, weird.

    I'd point out the postives of the situation...at least you weren't thinking about her brother!

    Damage control!
    I was going to say this makes me glad I only have a brother :? :think: :lol:
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