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  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    I didn't just think about my wife's sister, I did her.

    :shock: :o :shock:
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  • In my defense it was after we were legally separated
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  • JTH
    JTH Chicago Posts: 3,238
    this morning, I jokingly asked my wife if she was wearing Pajama Jeans (her mother wears them all the time and we always give her shit about them).

    BIG FUCKING MISTAKE.
  • JTH
    JTH Chicago Posts: 3,238
    BK144862 wrote:
    I didn't just think about my wife's sister, I did her.

    JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! :lol:
    :clap:
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    JTH wrote:
    this morning, I jokingly asked my wife if she was wearing Pajama Jeans (her mother wears them all the time and we always give her shit about them).

    BIG FUCKING MISTAKE.


    :lol:
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  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,884
    Heisenberg wrote:
    that sister is very attractive and in fact looks like a younger version of my wife.

    You need to erase this post and never utter these words out loud again. :lol:

    Ha!
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  • javis el errante
    javis el errante Buenos Aires Posts: 6,145
    Only once I said "I love you" and then regretted it, but I've been there, many times, done that, guess that's why I'm still single..
    ... I am not in the business of being liked anymore ...

  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,884
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Now I'm starting to get a complex about my hubby thinking about my sister :?

    Just dont get down with him in your sister's room. I did say that it was distracting. Wasn't a turn on, just distracted me from my fun.
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  • JOEJOEJOE
    JOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,829
    One time early in our relationship we sex in her sister's bedroom, because it was the only room left that we hadnt, but there was a picture of her sister on the wall, after i finished i told her i was thinking about her sister the entire time :lol: (which i was), i've never made her that angry before or since. She's alot hotter than her sister, but still has a complex, weird.

    I'd point out the postives of the situation...at least you weren't thinking about her brother!

    Damage control!
  • JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    One time early in our relationship we sex in her sister's bedroom, because it was the only room left that we hadnt, but there was a picture of her sister on the wall, after i finished i told her i was thinking about her sister the entire time :lol: (which i was), i've never made her that angry before or since. She's alot hotter than her sister, but still has a complex, weird.

    I'd point out the postives of the situation...at least you weren't thinking about her brother!

    Damage control!
    I was going to say this makes me glad I only have a brother :? :think: :lol:
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  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Her brother's cute too, but he's out of my league. ;)
  • In my defense it was after we were legally separated

    ah dude....still not right... :roll:
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • She had asked me how many women I had slept with before her. All I said was a lot (not nec. proud of it)
    then she asked me what number she was when I refused to tell her she got pissed so I finally gave in and told her.

    So know, Now every time we happen to see an ex or, a girl I just happen to know she asks..."

    What number was she?? Hmmmm???" and What number am I again?? When I, regretfully, remind her

    she ALWAYS comes back with...why does that number always seem to go up?


    :roll:
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • hahaha all awesome responses :lol::lol: . "I do" has got to be one of the best hahaha
  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
    She had asked me how many women I had slept with before her. All I said was a lot (not nec. proud of it)
    then she asked me what number she was when I refused to tell her she got pissed so I finally gave in and told her.

    So know, Now every time we happen to see an ex or, a girl I just happen to know she asks..."

    What number was she?? Hmmmm???" and What number am I again?? When I, regretfully, remind her

    she ALWAYS comes back with...why does that number always seem to go up?


    :roll:
    Tell her she should be happy that she's even there. :lol:
  • Get_Right
    Get_Right Posts: 14,168
    I know better. I learned that lesson a loooooong time ago. :lol:
    Keep your mouth shut. You will better off in the long run.