The superbowl, an outsiders perspective...

pjfan31
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So many fat guys in this game... Strong, but fat... and oxygen tanks on the sidelines... The stop start nature allows for these fat guys to stay fat… Stop start Bores me to death... Just keep the game rolling boys... It has taken 3 hours to play 45 minutes of ball...
In our sports here, our defence and offence are the same, you have to be able to tackle and attack.
Padding, well we don’t have it, and we hit just as hard… But I realise why you have it… After you make a tackle or take a catch, or run 2 metres, half your team come up and smack you over the head. If they didn’t have a helmet on they would be down for the count…
I hardly know whats going on... I hope you have enjoyed it…
In our sports here, our defence and offence are the same, you have to be able to tackle and attack.
Padding, well we don’t have it, and we hit just as hard… But I realise why you have it… After you make a tackle or take a catch, or run 2 metres, half your team come up and smack you over the head. If they didn’t have a helmet on they would be down for the count…
I hardly know whats going on... I hope you have enjoyed it…
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Ya dumbest sport ever0
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The length of the game is ridiculous.....hurry the fuck up already★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
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I agree. American football is soooooo freaking slow and boring. Give me hockey, as in ice, or rugby any day
Can you believe they had almost eight hours of pre-game coverage:shock: :? Ridiculous :roll:
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Ummmm....not exactly. :?0
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DS1119 wrote:Ummmm....not exactly. :?
Not exactly what? It's an outsider's perspective of the game, or more specifically the Superbowl."What the CANUCK happened?!? - Esquimalt Barber Shop0 -
So hypothetical situation...
Turnover - Timeout swap defence and offence... whats that 30seconds?
Offence causes a turnover on the first down 5-10 seconds?
Offence change with defence 30 seconds?
So a 1.10mins for 10seconds play...
Suck it up
You could get away with being so fat in this sport...Sydney 11/02/2003
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It's like watching days of our lives, in the sense that you could go away for ages and still have missed nothing...Sydney 11/02/2003
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81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276Not everybody will like everything.81 is now off the air0
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pjfan31 wrote:It's like watching days of our lives, in the sense that you could go away for ages and still have missed nothing..."What the CANUCK happened?!? - Esquimalt Barber Shop0
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Don't watch it then...pretty simple!!!I have certain rules I live by ... My First Rule ... I don't believe anything the government tells me ... George Carlin
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81 wrote:Not everybody will like everything.
Exactly, and I would never try convincing anyone that it is shit.. .I am a sports lover, I can appreciate certain aspects of the sport...
It's like if you watched some of our sports, you may appreciate our endurance, fitness skill etc.... Doesn't mean you like itSydney 11/02/2003
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lukin2006 wrote:Don't watch it then...pretty simple!!!
Don't read or post in this thread... Pretty simple...Sydney 11/02/2003
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pjfan31 wrote:lukin2006 wrote:Don't watch it then...pretty simple!!!
Don't read or post in this thread... Pretty simple...★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
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pjfan31 wrote:lukin2006 wrote:Don't watch it then...pretty simple!!!
Don't read or post in this thread... Pretty simple...
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I think there are plenty of sports in the U.S. that demonstrate endurance and fitness skill. There are also a lot of men out on the field that are incredible athletes. Kinda unfair to lump the sport into the fat, nonathletic category. But it is true, as 81 said, that everybody is not going to love, or "get", everything.0
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I could care less about the game itself. It is the wagering that makes it interesting for me.0
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I could care less about the game itself. It is the wagering that makes it interesting for me.0
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As a born and bred Aussie ,I love watching the NFL....but then again as a Victorian i also love the NRL and super 14 better than Afl to
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I think the biggest misconception is that these are the best athletes we have to offer, and that the game has been changed to make up for their lack of endurance or whatever. The big old fat dudes are that big on purpose, or if not, were chosen for being naturally that big. Just as wide receivers are chosen for their body size. They pack on mass to play the big man positions. The game of football and the pace has not been changed to cater to fat dudes. The pace of the game has always been the same.
Football is sort of a chess game, if you want something faster and non-stop, there are plenty of sports for that. Basketball, hockey, soccer whatever. Regardless of the stereotypical football fan being a stupid meathead, it's a pretty complicated game that requires a little bit of an attention span. I've been watching for almost 30 years and I learn new rules every year that I didn't even know. I learned one tonight about intentional grounding from the endzone being a safety.
If you aren't raised on it, or you don't care for it enough to watch it, it can look pretty dumb. But on the reverse I watch a game of Aussie Rules Football and it looks like a game of grabass. To each their own. And like somebody else said, if you don't like it, don't watch it.
As for the pads, the pads actually make the game more dangerous. There have been calls for years to remove or scale back the pads to reduce the high impact hits and make the game safer."See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"0
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