I kick ASS at high fives! The trick is to look at the person's elbow!!!!
Thanks for the tip! I'm gonna keep this in mind. I'm a big fan of the run and jump high five. I tend to miss, and then many times end in a face plant...
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
I would be honored. How are you at dirt napping?
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About as good as I am walking into doors and walls...which is to say quite proficiently!
Wow!! We really have quite a few things in common. Let the shit show commence!! (btw, i currently have a cut on my forehead from walking into a door on Saturday. Sober. )
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
Wow!! We really have quite a few things in common. Let the shit show commence!! (btw, i currently have a cut on my forehead from walking into a door on Saturday. Sober. )
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I make an amazing lasanga
I am great at reading kids stories in many voices - especially The Lion King
I can paraell park anywhere, driving anything (That was 1 of the first things my dad taught me when I learnt to drive)
I can change: a tyre
brake pads
oil
I am great at organising other people
I give great hugs
I am great at giving people disaproving looks :evil:
I can sing Lionel Ritchie karaoke like nobody's business
I can play Euchre like a pro
I am good at making a lawn look pretty and good at landscaping
I know the words to a shit ton of songs
I can rap.. I spit fire yo!!
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
I am awesome at Jenga
I can make people feel good about themselves
I have a head full of trivia
I can change a tyre
I can roll my tongue in tight
I can dance with utter abandon and not care who sees me or what they think
I can make up a king size bed without help
I can fit a ridiculous amount of junk into a very small bag
“There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen”
With what? (please say meat, please say meat, please say meat)
No meat!
What a total fucking let down.. I will not be asking you to decorate my tree this christmas
unless..
Do you use marshmallows? (please say marshmallows, please say marshmallows, please say marshmallows)
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
1) throw a spiral (for a girl)
2) um
3) play guitar better than those who don't play guitar or harmonica
4) make humors
5) be really really professional
6) sing bad
7) dance bad but alot thereof
8) stare at stars
9) type fastly
10) write poems better than those who don't write poems and/or songs
11) like cool stuff
12) keep friends
13) throw a frisbee into a dime on the other side of the fourth tree
14) play the drums (for a girl)
15) play Mozart's Turkish March on the piano, but that's it
16) tell nun and/or octopus jokes
17) play first base, and/or second base, or third base
18) make up fake menus
19) arrive late
20) mix pudding
Oh definitely cross the line. I even get called on it most times I do it, even unintentionally, okay, it's always intentional. I even told a friend, "that people think I have a line, it's cute."
"I don't just step over the line, I camp out there."
Not sure this counts as a skill but people underestimate how agile I am. When I walk, it's a slow, heavy footed lumbering walk.
One buddy said he'd give our other friend $50 for kicking a coffee mug off the top of a Canada Post mailbox which came up to my chin. Our buddy is about 6 inches shorter than me, while he was thinking about it I backed up and did a roundhouse kick knocking it off.
When I worked at Electronic Arts we were on lunch break and decided to play some basketball. First off it actually amazed one of my co-workers that I jumped and made sure every one else saw it. It really tripped them out a week later when I jumped sideways and backwards doing a skyhook that went in. "Dude, you're a cartoon."
Oh definitely cross the line. I even get called on it most times I do it, even unintentionally, okay, it's always intentional. I even told a friend, "that people think I have a line, it's cute."
"I don't just step over the line, I camp out there."
ha, that's funny.
You cross the line, and then you lay there...and fart
*doing the skiptripfall thing on a totally level surface
*bake awesome cookies/brownies
*make overly extravagant holiday cards
*waste time
*be a terrible dancer
*make realistic animal noises...so realistic the animals will actually reply
*re-construct items to make them more useful/fit better (like purses/clothing)
*draw
*paint the house-I don't ever need to 'tape off'-I can cut in edging like nobody's business
*listen to Pearl Jam
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
1. I make killer pancakes
2. I can beat just about anyone at pop-a-shot basketball
3. My kids think I'm a pretty awesome dad
4. I'm not too shabby at Call of Duty
5. I know how to drive a stick; not that remarkable, but a lot of people these days don't
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1. Rock an amazing fake mustache
2. Fit large sushi rolls in my mouth
3. Remembering random bits of info. about people
4. Make a vaginal matrix pool faster and better than pretty much anybody
5.Rock out my rock and roll hair (just ask unlost)
6. I somehow know the release date (within one year) of many,many movies
7. Pressing F5
8. I've been told by multiple people that I have a great "phone voice"
9.Put a smile on people's faces
10.Pick the best people to hang out with at PJ20
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Oooh ooh!! I'm also quite good at face planting too. So the next time I'm in San Fran I'll look you up and we can be hot messes together.
I would be honored. How are you at dirt napping?
Thanks for the tip! I'm gonna keep this in mind. I'm a big fan of the run and jump high five. I tend to miss, and then many times end in a face plant...
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
Not as good as shaking hands i have to really concentrate on the other hand in the air :oops:
Wow!! We really have quite a few things in common. Let the shit show commence!! (btw, i currently have a cut on my forehead from walking into a door on Saturday. Sober.
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
I am great at reading kids stories in many voices - especially The Lion King
I can paraell park anywhere, driving anything (That was 1 of the first things my dad taught me when I learnt to drive)
I can change: a tyre
brake pads
oil
I am great at organising other people
I give great hugs
I am great at giving people disaproving looks :evil:
I can play Euchre like a pro
I am good at making a lawn look pretty and good at landscaping
I know the words to a shit ton of songs
I can rap.. I spit fire yo!!
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
I can make people feel good about themselves
I have a head full of trivia
I can change a tyre
I can roll my tongue in tight
I can dance with utter abandon and not care who sees me or what they think
I can make up a king size bed without help
I can fit a ridiculous amount of junk into a very small bag
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
No meat!
unless..
Do you use marshmallows? (please say marshmallows, please say marshmallows, please say marshmallows)
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
I can tie cherry stems with my tongue
I kick ass at container planting and gardening.
I'm a walking medical dictionary
2) um
3) play guitar better than those who don't play guitar or harmonica
4) make humors
5) be really really professional
6) sing bad
7) dance bad but alot thereof
8) stare at stars
9) type fastly
10) write poems better than those who don't write poems and/or songs
11) like cool stuff
12) keep friends
13) throw a frisbee into a dime on the other side of the fourth tree
14) play the drums (for a girl)
15) play Mozart's Turkish March on the piano, but that's it
16) tell nun and/or octopus jokes
17) play first base, and/or second base, or third base
18) make up fake menus
19) arrive late
20) mix pudding
"I don't just step over the line, I camp out there."
One buddy said he'd give our other friend $50 for kicking a coffee mug off the top of a Canada Post mailbox which came up to my chin. Our buddy is about 6 inches shorter than me, while he was thinking about it I backed up and did a roundhouse kick knocking it off.
When I worked at Electronic Arts we were on lunch break and decided to play some basketball. First off it actually amazed one of my co-workers that I jumped and made sure every one else saw it. It really tripped them out a week later when I jumped sideways and backwards doing a skyhook that went in. "Dude, you're a cartoon."
ha, that's funny.
You cross the line, and then you lay there...and fart
I find this shocking.
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
when i heard about it....i about fell out of my chair....crazy
*bake awesome cookies/brownies
*make overly extravagant holiday cards
*waste time
*be a terrible dancer
*make realistic animal noises...so realistic the animals will actually reply
*re-construct items to make them more useful/fit better (like purses/clothing)
*draw
*paint the house-I don't ever need to 'tape off'-I can cut in edging like nobody's business
*listen to Pearl Jam
- Christopher McCandless
2. I can beat just about anyone at pop-a-shot basketball
3. My kids think I'm a pretty awesome dad
4. I'm not too shabby at Call of Duty
5. I know how to drive a stick; not that remarkable, but a lot of people these days don't
2. Fit large sushi rolls in my mouth
3. Remembering random bits of info. about people
4. Make a vaginal matrix pool faster and better than pretty much anybody
5.Rock out my rock and roll hair (just ask unlost)
6. I somehow know the release date (within one year) of many,many movies
7. Pressing F5
8. I've been told by multiple people that I have a great "phone voice"
9.Put a smile on people's faces
10.Pick the best people to hang out with at PJ20