Things you do well.. better than most even..

CAVSTARR313
CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
edited February 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
I can..

1. ride a snowmobile
2. operate a chainsaw
3. kiss you so good that you forget where you are..
4. open non-twist cap beers with random objects
5. make you feel good about yourself
6. produce smelly farts
7. play trivia games
8. make that shit work
9. grow beards
10. fix cars
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
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  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    61 people have looked at this thread and nobody can do anything well? C'Mon people!! somebody can do something..
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    1. I can play air guitar so well that it makes Mike McCready piss his pants.
    2. Decorate a Christmas tree
    3. Set the DVR to never miss an episode of House
    4. Make awesome scrambled eggs
    5. Maintain two clean bathrooms in my house
    6. Drive very well
    7. Cook a steak to perfection
    8. Always have something to write with
    9. I can vacuum a pool
    10. Recite scenes from the television show Las Vegas
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    DS1119 wrote:
    1. I can play air guitar so well that it makes Mike McCready piss his pants.
    2. Decorate a Christmas tree
    3. Set the DVR to never miss an episode of House
    4. Make awesome scrambled eggs
    5. Maintain two clean bathrooms in my house
    6. Drive very well
    7. Cook a steak to perfection
    8. Always have something to write with
    9. I can vacuum a pool
    10. Recite scenes from the television show Las Vegas
    number 8 is somehow very impressive.. because I never do
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Better than most....

    I've got wheels on skates....or i used too
    I can flig a truck around corners
    I can write my name in snow with poop....i know
    81 is now off the air

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  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    81 wrote:
    Better than most....

    I've got wheels on skates....or i used too
    I can flig a truck around corners
    I can write my name in snow with poop....i know

    I figured you for 2 and 3.. but one was a total shocker :o
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I can hit an 70mph fastball from a pitching machine.

    I'm actually quite proud about this one. :mrgreen:
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    DS1119 wrote:
    I can hit an 70mph fastball from a pitching machine.

    I'm actually quite proud about this one. :mrgreen:
    Really??!!?? That is VERY impressive.. I almost need proof.. I mean I trust ya but, jesus that is difficult.. A hardball? and you can put it in play? and not a bunt?
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Caveeze wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    I can hit an 70mph fastball from a pitching machine.

    I'm actually quite proud about this one. :mrgreen:
    Really??!!?? That is VERY impressive.. I almost need proof.. I mean I trust ya but, jesus that is difficult.. A hardball? and you can put it in play? and not a bunt?

    Yes it's a hardball and I can put it in play. :lol: I can also hit a 50 mph curve ball from a pitching machine but that's not really fair on the machines part. I swing a bat left handed and the machine throws right handed so the ball comes down and in on me...a hard pitch to actually NOT make contact with.
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    DS1119 wrote:
    Yes it's a hardball and I can put it in play. :lol: I can also hit a 50 mph curve ball from a pitching machine but that's not really fair on the machines part. I swing a bat left handed and the machine throws right handed so the ball comes down and in on me...a hard pitch to actually NOT make contact with.

    Fuckin' lefties :lol: .. I mean it isn't earth shattering but I am impressed because I am a huge baseball fan but never really played. and when I go to the cages I usually hate myself by the end.. but I still try.. It makes me respect ball players even more..
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    I suck at everything....EVERRRYTHIING!!!
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    I suck at everything....EVERRRYTHIING!!!
    That can't be true.. You must be at least proficient at something.. C'mon, dig deep..
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Caveeze wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Yes it's a hardball and I can put it in play. :lol: I can also hit a 50 mph curve ball from a pitching machine but that's not really fair on the machines part. I swing a bat left handed and the machine throws right handed so the ball comes down and in on me...a hard pitch to actually NOT make contact with.

    Fuckin' lefties :lol: .. I mean it isn't earth shattering but I am impressed because I am a huge baseball fan but never really played. and when I go to the cages I usually hate myself by the end.. but I still try.. It makes me respect ball players even more..


    This. Go to a batting cage and it makes you appreciate how hard it is to hit a baseball.
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Caveeze wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    I suck at everything....EVERRRYTHIING!!!
    That can't be true.. You must be at least proficient at something.. C'mon, dig deep..

    :lol: Nah I was totally kidding....I'm good at heaps of things. In fact, the list is so long it would take all afternoon to type. ;)
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Caveeze wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    I suck at everything....EVERRRYTHIING!!!
    That can't be true.. You must be at least proficient at something.. C'mon, dig deep..

    :lol: Nah I was totally kidding....I'm good at heaps of things. In fact, the list is so long it would take all afternoon to type. ;)
    Yes yes, I am good at bullshitting as well ;):lol:
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    Caveeze wrote:
    I can..

    1. ride a snowmobile
    2. operate a chainsaw
    3. kiss you so good that you forget where you are..
    4. open non-twist cap beers with random objects
    5. make you feel good about yourself
    7. play trivia games
    8. make that shit work
    9. grow beards
    10. fix cars

    Hi!

    Oh, it's you. is that your very good looking face in the avatar? I mean the face on the right
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Rollings wrote:
    Caveeze wrote:
    I can..

    1. ride a snowmobile
    2. operate a chainsaw
    3. kiss you so good that you forget where you are..
    4. open non-twist cap beers with random objects
    5. make you feel good about yourself
    7. play trivia games
    8. make that shit work
    9. grow beards
    10. fix cars

    Hi!

    Oh, it's you. is that your very good looking face in the avatar? I mean the face on the right
    Yeppers!! that is my amazingly hot and completely sexy face on the right.. But it is nothing compared to the most beautiful woman in the world on the left.. I am just not worthy of such a breathtaking lady... she is the best..
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • thefixer9
    thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    1. Be myself
    2. Refer back to number 1.
    Tres Mts- 3/16/2011
    Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
    Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
    Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
    RNDM- 11/27/12

    PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    thefixer9 wrote:
    1. Be myself
    2. Refer back to number 1.
    And that is why we all love you.. :)
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • Leezestarr313
    Leezestarr313 Temple of the cat Posts: 14,451
    Let me see :think:

    I ...
    ... have a "thing" for language, foreign or my native, spoken or written.
    ... am left-handed, but when I write, it looks normal, I don't hold the pen in that typical lefty writing position.
    ... I can work like a horse to get a job done. And the results will be good.
    ... have a good memory for names and people.
    ... usually stay positive.
    ... have a green thumb.
    ... can move a hula hoop from my waist down to my knees and up to my neck without touching it with my hands.
    ... am good with computers.
    ... can prepare a good yeast dough.
    ... am good at doing smalltalk with strangers. At least in Germany. I am nothing against you Americans, though. You are the masters of smalltalk :lol:
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    I am AWESOME at...

    ...burning the candied pecans I was making for the superbowl party tomorrow... :x
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless