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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    The feet in the sink.



    Would you rather have a cooking show on TV or be a host on QVC?
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Monster Rain wrote:
    or a roommate who throws used toilet paper in the garbage can instead of flushing it?

    Apparently they do this in Costa Rica!

    Carry on....
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Monster Rain
    Monster Rain Posts: 1,415
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    Monster Rain wrote:
    or a roommate who throws used toilet paper in the garbage can instead of flushing it?

    Apparently they do this in Costa Rica!

    Carry on....

    Some people do it as a child of about 7 or 8 years old at their parents' friends' house during a Memorial Day barbecue out of fear of clogging the toilet and having everyone know it was him. Um, or so I hear. :oops:
  • Monster Rain
    Monster Rain Posts: 1,415
    DS1119 wrote:
    The feet in the sink.



    Would you rather have a cooking show on TV or be a host on QVC?

    Cooking show! I don't think I could sell the crap on QVC with a straight face for my whole shift.

    Would you rather have your favorite NFL team sign Payton Manning or stick with their current QB?
  • fife
    fife Posts: 3,327
    Monster Rain wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    The feet in the sink.



    Would you rather have a cooking show on TV or be a host on QVC?

    Cooking show! I don't think I could sell the crap on QVC with a straight face for my whole shift.

    Would you rather have your favorite NFL team sign Payton Manning or stick with their current QB?

    my team already has the better Manning ;)

    would you rather live in a large city or the countryside
  • Monster Rain
    Monster Rain Posts: 1,415
    Countryside

    Would you rather sleep on the floor or a lumpy couch?
  • fife
    fife Posts: 3,327
    Monster Rain wrote:
    Countryside

    Would you rather sleep on the floor or a lumpy couch?

    sleep on the floor

    if they were real would you rather be Ankin skywalker or darth vader
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    SKywalker.


    WOuld you rather have an oreo cookie or a handful of DOritos right now?
  • Monster Rain
    Monster Rain Posts: 1,415
    DS1119 wrote:
    SKywalker.


    WOuld you rather have an oreo cookie or a handful of DOritos right now?

    Doritos. I had some Double-Stuf Oreos about an hour ago and they didn't quite do the job, but I have some Doritos I got from the office vending machine waiting to be eaten.


    Would you rather get revenge or forgive and forget?
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Forgive and forget.



    Would you rather have a tail like a dog or a pig?
  • Monster Rain
    Monster Rain Posts: 1,415
    DS1119 wrote:
    Forgive and forget.



    Would you rather have a tail like a dog or a pig?

    Pig. I could tuck it in my pants so people couldn't see it and I wouldn't have to worry about my tail wagging uncontrolably every time I saw an attractive woman like I would with a dog's tail.

    Would you rather wear zip-up pajamas with feet in the summer and no air conditioning or sleep naked in the winter with no heat?
  • fife
    fife Posts: 3,327
    Monster Rain wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Forgive and forget.



    Would you rather have a tail like a dog or a pig?

    Pig. I could tuck it in my pants so people couldn't see it and I wouldn't have to worry about my tail wagging uncontrolably every time I saw an attractive woman like I would with a dog's tail.

    Would you rather wear zip-up pajamas with feet in the summer and no air conditioning or sleep naked in the winter with no heat?

    I'm from Canada so give me naked. heat is for wimps

    would you rather have a girlfriend who has mullet or a girlfriend with no hair?
  • Monster Rain
    Monster Rain Posts: 1,415
    fife wrote:
    would you rather have a girlfriend who has mullet or a girlfriend with no hair?

    I'll take the mullet.

    Would you rather have a moth fly into your mouth while you're speaking or have an angry bee fly down the front of your shorts?
  • Constant Recoil...
    Constant Recoil... Posts: 1,276
    Moth

    Would you rather get a needle threw your eye or a nail threw your arm?
  • Monster Rain
    Monster Rain Posts: 1,415
    Constant Recoil... wrote:
    Moth

    Would you rather get a needle threw your eye or a nail threw your arm?

    Nail in the arm.

    Would you rather have to crawl everywhere you go for 24 hours or do jazz hands every time you speak for a week?
  • fife
    fife Posts: 3,327
    Monster Rain wrote:
    Constant Recoil... wrote:
    Moth

    Would you rather get a needle threw your eye or a nail threw your arm?

    Nail in the arm.

    Would you rather have to crawl everywhere you go for 24 hours or do jazz hands every time you speak for a week?

    give me my jazz hands

    would you rather have pearl jam cover take my breathe away from berlin or who's that chick by David Guetlta?
  • javis el errante
    javis el errante Buenos Aires Posts: 6,144
    David Guetta

    Would you rather PJ covered Depeche Mode Enjoy the silence or U2 With or without you?
    ... I am not in the business of being liked anymore ...

  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    U2.


    WOuld you rather have mashed potatoes with or without gravy?
  • Monster Rain
    Monster Rain Posts: 1,415
    DS1119 wrote:
    U2.


    WOuld you rather have mashed potatoes with or without gravy?

    No gravy, please.

    Would you rather get shit on your fingers while wiping your ass, have no running water or other way of sanitizing your hand, and have to eat a peanut butter sandwich right after

    or

    have a baby shit on your pillow right before you go to bed and you have to sleep with your head on that side of the pillow all night (and you can't wash the pillow)?
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    :wtf:

    I'll take my own shit thank you.


    Would you rather get hit by a baseball or hockey puck?
  • he.who.forgets
    he.who.forgets Posts: 4,593
    DS1119 wrote:
    :wtf:

    I'll take my own shit thank you.


    Would you rather get hit by a baseball or hockey puck?
    been hit with plenty of baseballs but never a hockey puck so I'll take the baseball
    Would you rather have below average looks but be a sexual dynamo in the sack or be very very good looking and be below average in bed?
    We were but stones your light made us stars
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Monster Rain wrote:

    Would you rather get shit on your fingers while wiping your ass, have no running water or other way of sanitizing your hand, and have to eat a peanut butter sandwich right after

    lmao, oh man..
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Average looks guy.



    Would you rather be the yin or the yang?
  • Constant Recoil...
    Constant Recoil... Posts: 1,276
    yin?

    Would you rather be the keyboard or the mouse?
  • conman
    conman Posts: 7,493
    mouse

    would you rather hear can't keep live with the uke or full band
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    full band

    Would you rather run along the top of a train, jumping from compartment to compartment, or jump out of the 6th floor window of a burning building into a fireman's safety net?
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • javis el errante
    javis el errante Buenos Aires Posts: 6,144
    full band


    would you rather Matt stayed in the band and cope with PJ and SG or would you rather Jack Irons returned so Matt can go on with SG?
    ... I am not in the business of being liked anymore ...

  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    full band

    Would you rather run along the top of a train, jumping from compartment to compartment, or jump out of the 6th floor window of a burning building into a fireman's safety net?
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I'll do the net.



    Would you rather bet red or balck?
  • javis el errante
    javis el errante Buenos Aires Posts: 6,144
    red

    play black jack or slots machines?
    ... I am not in the business of being liked anymore ...

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