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  • Monster Rain
    Monster Rain Posts: 1,415
    Lotion tissues.

    Would you rather drink a glass of raw chicken juice or a glass of Mexican tap water?
    Constant Recoil... wrote:
    dryer- less drowning that way

    Would you rather lotion tissues or vicks tissues
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Mexican tap water


    Would you rather be shot or stabbed?
  • drinkbigredinstead
    drinkbigredinstead Posts: 2,240
    DS1119 wrote:
    Mexican tap water


    Would you rather be shot or stabbed?

    Shot - with a BB gun :D


    you have a time machine, will take you either to the very first PJ show or Apline 2011...
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    The PJ show.



    Would you rather be chased by a pack of wolves or a pack of hyenas?
  • Monster Rain
    Monster Rain Posts: 1,415
    Wolves

    Would you rather ride a water slide into a pool of raw sewage or spend the night in a sleeping bag filled with decomposing animal parts and hungry maggots?
    DS1119 wrote:
    The PJ show.



    Would you rather be chased by a pack of wolves or a pack of hyenas?
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Find my trunks, I'm going down the slide.


    Would you rather ride in a minivan for 5 hours with six crying babies or six over talkative elderly women who are hard of hearing?
  • Monster Rain
    Monster Rain Posts: 1,415
    I'll go with the 6 old ladies. The need for frequent rest stops would increase the liklihood that one of them will wander off and drop the number to 5 old ladies.

    Would you rather hang upside down with your hands behind your back and have the juice from a package of hot dogs dropped into your nose one drop every 60 seconds or be strapped to a spinning wheel and have raw ground beef thrown at you?
    DS1119 wrote:
    Find my trunks, I'm going down the slide.


    Would you rather ride in a minivan for 5 hours with six crying babies or six over talkative elderly women who are hard of hearing?
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Spinning wheel/raw beef

    Would you rather spend 2+ months trapped 3 miles underground, (like the Chilean miners) only all by yourself with nothing but sunflower seeds, some granola bars and bottles of tepid water before being rescued (after which you are nicely compensated and become a bit of a National celebrity), OR be mistaken for a terrorist and flown to an undisclosed location where you spend 2 weeks being endlessly interrogated, water boarded, and experience sleep deprivation(lights left on, loud music blaring) until being quietly released without even an apology.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Like the miners.


    Would you rather spend a night in a locked totally blacked out room with a King Cobra or three Brown Recluse spiders?
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    I'll take the spiders

    Would you rather be kidnapped, shipped to Africa and forced into slave labor, harvesting cocoa beans for 3 years, OR work 8 hours a day, Monday - Saturday
    in a bottle depot in your hometown for 4 years?
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    I'll take the spiders

    Would you rather be kidnapped, shipped to Africa and forced into slave labor, harvesting cocoa beans for 3 years, OR work 8 hours a day, Monday - Saturday
    in a bottle depot in your hometown for 4 years?


    :lol:

    I'm staying stateside and working in the bottle depot. :lol:


    Would you rather have someone slide a razor blade down the middle of your tongue or be hit in the head by a Nolan Ryan fastball without a helmet?
  • Monster Rain
    Monster Rain Posts: 1,415
    DS1119 wrote:
    Would you rather have someone slide a razor blade down the middle of your tongue or be hit in the head by a Nolan Ryan fastball without a helmet?

    I'll go with the razor. I wouldn't be surprised if Nolan can still dial it up to 85 mph if he wants to.

    Would you rather eat a pound of yellow-ish toenail clippings from a hoarder with a foot fungus or be forced to hold an elderly man's soiled underpants in your mouth for 5 minutes?
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Soiled underpants



    Would you rather eat a wine bottle or two aluminum cans?
  • kellanazzie
    kellanazzie Posts: 1,484
    :lol: I'll go with the wine bottle as it may contain residue of some hopefully
    major potent home-made Maltese wine :crazy:

    Would you rather be forced to wear a tutu & dance the Swan Lake ballet, start to finish with Mikhail Gorbechev your partner or kiss Don Cherry on the lips, with tongue, for 60 seconds?
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I'll dance with Gorby.



    Wuuld you rather either eat dry or wet dog food?
  • Monster Rain
    Monster Rain Posts: 1,415
    DS1119 wrote:
    I'll dance with Gorby.



    Wuuld you rather either eat dry or wet dog food?

    I'll go with dry food. I know there are people whose job it is to taste canned dog food, but I can't imagine the "gravy" they use in that stuff sits in a human's stomach very well.

    Would you rather play a full-length game of ice hockey with bare feet while everyone else has skates or run a marathon with bare feet along an old, crumbling road littered with sharp rocks?
  • he.who.forgets
    he.who.forgets Posts: 4,593
    hockey
    would you rather have a 2 hour, one-way commute to a job you like, or a 10 minute commute to a job you dislike.
    We were but stones your light made us stars
  • drinkbigredinstead
    drinkbigredinstead Posts: 2,240
    2 hour one way commute

    Would you rather be be on a submarine during an epic sea battle or a hurricane hunter (plane that flies into the middle of the storm) during a cat 5 hurricane?
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    drinkbigredinstead wrote:
    2 hour one way commute

    Would you rather be be on a submarine during an epic sea battle or a hurricane hunter (plane that flies into the middle of the storm) during a cat 5 hurricane?


    The plane.


    Would you rather be someone who pulls the switch on an electric chair or the person that presses the button to administer a lethal injection?
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Electric chair!!

    Would you rather have your toilet seat taken away, or your bed sheets/blanket?
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self

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