Drummerboy’s Deep Thought for the Day

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  • drummerboy_73
    drummerboy_73 Las Vegas, NV Posts: 2,011
    If instead of paper clips we used monkeys to hold together pieces of paper, I think that would be a good way to help out the monkey population.
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  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    drummerboy_73 wrote:
    Billy laughed and laughed at the way his Mom was chasing him and couldn’t catch up – but it wasn’t until it was too late that he realized her joke about running with scissors in your hand really wasn’t a joke at all.


    But it was a joke--and this time on the mom for chasing Billy.
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    drummerboy_73 wrote:
    If instead of paper clips we used monkeys to hold together pieces of paper, I think that would be a good way to help out the monkey population.

    the benefit would be the boost in self-esteem for those monkeys not landing the business card-holder positions

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  • justam
    justam Posts: 21,415
    My deep thought: "Jokes should at least be funny."
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  • drummerboy_73
    drummerboy_73 Las Vegas, NV Posts: 2,011
    A lot of people think cannibalism is a bad thing, but I don't really see anything wrong with it, other than the fact you're eating another person.
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  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    drummerboy_73 wrote:
    A lot of people think cannibalism is a bad thing, but I don't really see anything wrong with it, other than the fact you're eating another person.

    :lol:
  • drummerboy_73
    drummerboy_73 Las Vegas, NV Posts: 2,011
    If I ever meet an alien, the first thing I would ask him is if they watch a lot of people movies where he's from.
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  • drummerboy_73
    drummerboy_73 Las Vegas, NV Posts: 2,011
    I think ant sheriffs would find it easier to maintain law and order in the colony by carrying around a big magnifying glass, rather than a gun.
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  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    drummerboy_73 wrote:
    I think ant sheriffs would find it easier to maintain law and order in the colony by carrying around a big magnifying glass, rather than a gun.

    The cracker jack magnifying glass is actually the type used by ant sheriffs. They did away with "big" magnifying glasses when they did away with "team sheriff".

    And, didn't ya hear? Ants now live in what are called "states".
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    When somebody calls you a "bonehead",
    that's not really an insult, is it?
  • drummerboy_73
    drummerboy_73 Las Vegas, NV Posts: 2,011
    No Mr. Owl, I won't tell you my name.
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  • drummerboy_73
    drummerboy_73 Las Vegas, NV Posts: 2,011
    When Tarzan first came amongst them, I’ll bet it was difficult for some of the jungle creatures to accept him. I know I would feel a sense of hesitation if I saw a gorilla family at the market...I’d try not to stare, but it would be hard not to.
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  • drummerboy_73
    drummerboy_73 Las Vegas, NV Posts: 2,011
    I bought a jar of pickle spears the other day, and the nutrition label stated that the serving size was 3/4 of a spear. I now have a jar full of 1/4 length pickle spears I don't know what to do with...
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  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    drummerboy_73 wrote:
    I bought a jar of pickle spears the other day, and the nutrition label stated that the serving size was 3/4 of a spear. I now have a jar full of 1/4 length pickle spears I don't know what to do with...

    I have an idea
  • drummerboy_73
    drummerboy_73 Las Vegas, NV Posts: 2,011
    Today, I scored a pair of tickets to see Ed in Vegas on 4/11/12. Thats is as deep as I can go at this moment... :D
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  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    drummerboy_73 wrote:
    Today, I scored a pair of tickets to see Ed in Vegas on 4/11/12. Thats is as deep as I can go at this moment... :D

    That's good for noodles and the like
  • drummerboy_73
    drummerboy_73 Las Vegas, NV Posts: 2,011
    What interests me most about dinosaurs, isn't the fact that they ruled the earth millions of years ago, but that somehow, after all that time has passed, they managed to secure themselves as a permanent fixture on children's pajamas.
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  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    drummerboy_73 wrote:
    What interests me most about dinosaurs, isn't the fact that they ruled the earth millions of years ago, but that somehow, after all that time has passed, they managed to secure themselves as a permanent fixture on children's pajamas.

    :mrgreen: how did they do that?
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    ...

    Some people.....

    Well,.......


    I guess we can't all be the sharpest fork in the knife.....

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