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passing a pee test / drug test

1vs51vs5 Posts: 289
edited January 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
Hi,
It's funny how for certain topics I feel like it is best answered by the power of the PJ community.
Anyway...
I might need to take a pee test next week sometime. I dont smoke A LOT of weed. But I have smoked the last month more than usual.

Can anyone recommend a tea or something so the weed doesnt show up on the pee test?
Many thanks and hail hail to all the pot smokers. :)
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
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  • 1vs51vs5 Posts: 289
    BinauralJam wrote:
    herbel clean q-carbo,detox soultion maximum strength/ gnc local or order online

    Thank you brother!
  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    when was the last time you smoked?

    it doesn't necessarily take a whole month to get out of your system
  • CH156378CH156378 Posts: 1,539
    some labs will pick up on if you try to use a detox. i do not advise you to use a detox.
  • 1vs51vs5 Posts: 289
    conman wrote:
    when was the last time you smoked?

    it doesn't necessarily take a whole month to get out of your system

    The last time I smoked was 1 week ago. And I can't say it was a lot. I mean I was Fd up, but it might of been a total of 3 bong hits. :)

    It was like this for the last month or so, but only on Fri nights.

    I guess, I could first do a home kit and see what comes up? Then do the GNC tea and check again?
  • CH156378CH156378 Posts: 1,539
    you are better off

    1.) lots of water starting now.
    or
    2.) sneak in someone elses piss. remember labs will test tempature also
  • 1vs51vs5 Posts: 289
    CH156378 wrote:
    you are better off

    1.) lots of water starting now.
    or
    2.) sneak in someone elses piss. remember labs will test tempature also

    Yikes. That kinda sucks.
  • CH156378CH156378 Posts: 1,539
    edited December 2011
    1vs5 wrote:
    CH156378 wrote:
    you are better off

    1.) lots of water starting now.
    or
    2.) sneak in someone elses piss. remember labs will test tempature also

    Yikes. That kinda sucks.

    if you are getting sent to a lab their is really no other way around it.
  • mookeywrenchmookeywrench Posts: 5,953
    Out of curiosity, who still does drug testing for weed?
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  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    i say do the home test first and go from there..... you might be fine
  • CH156378CH156378 Posts: 1,539
    conman wrote:
    i say do the home test first and go from there..... you might be fine

    +1
  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    mookeywrench wrote:
    Out of curiosity, who still does drug testing for weed?
    the US Navy
  • 1vs51vs5 Posts: 289
    conman wrote:
    i say do the home test first and go from there..... you might be fine


    Sweet, I'll do that Thanks again.
  • CH156378CH156378 Posts: 1,539
    mookeywrench wrote:
    Out of curiosity, who still does drug testing for weed?

    fucking everywhere
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,875
    Is this a pre-employment test???
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • 1vs51vs5 Posts: 289
    conman wrote:
    mookeywrench wrote:
    Out of curiosity, who still does drug testing for weed?
    the US Navy

    This will be the 3rd company that I have worked for in the past 12 years and the previous 2 did. They are all banks.
  • CH156378CH156378 Posts: 1,539
    1vs5 wrote:
    conman wrote:
    mookeywrench wrote:
    Out of curiosity, who still does drug testing for weed?
    the US Navy

    This will be the 3rd company that I have worked for in the past 12 years and the previous 2 did. They are all banks.

    mos def getting tested at a bank
  • 1vs51vs5 Posts: 289
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Is this a pre-employment test???

    They made me an offer and I sent them a signed acceptance. They haven't mentioned it to me yet and it's been so long that I can't remember how it was done in the past. For some reason, I think in the past, they told me I had to pass before I started. So, since they haven't said anything, maybe (HOPING), I don't need to do it.
    But, I just want to get clean, in case they tell me I have to.
  • 1vs51vs5 Posts: 289
    I will say this new co. isn't exactly a bank. They are a wall st. firm, privately owned, about 100 people.
    So MAYBE, I don't need it.
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,875
    1vs5 wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Is this a pre-employment test???

    They made me an offer and I sent them a signed acceptance. They haven't mentioned it to me yet and it's been so long that I can't remember how it was done in the past. For some reason, I think in the past, they told me I had to pass before I started. So, since they haven't said anything, maybe (HOPING), I don't need to do it.
    But, I just want to get clean, in case they tell me I have to.
    What if they test your hair???
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • 1vs51vs5 Posts: 289
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    1vs5 wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Is this a pre-employment test???

    They made me an offer and I sent them a signed acceptance. They haven't mentioned it to me yet and it's been so long that I can't remember how it was done in the past. For some reason, I think in the past, they told me I had to pass before I started. So, since they haven't said anything, maybe (HOPING), I don't need to do it.
    But, I just want to get clean, in case they tell me I have to.
    What if they test your hair???

    Man, if they do that...I'll just fn fail. In the past, it's always been pee tests.
  • CH156378CH156378 Posts: 1,539
    if you dont smoke alot, have a couple weeks, and start drinking water now you should be fine.

    remember labs will pick up on any synthetic detox. do not use.
  • CH156378CH156378 Posts: 1,539
    i know alot about piss tests :lol:
  • EdsonNascimentoEdsonNascimento Posts: 5,525
    Cranberry juice. Sometimes the simplest things are the best. And nobody will suspect cranberry juice abuse!
    Sorry. The world doesn't work the way you tell it to.
  • 1vs51vs5 Posts: 289
    CH156378 wrote:
    i know alot about piss tests :lol:

    K, well... i'll start drinking ALOT of water now (and Cranberry juice) and take a home test next week. Hopefully I'm clean!

    Hopefully, we can all get together on a later thread and do a virtual pass. :)
  • CH156378CH156378 Posts: 1,539
    1vs5 wrote:
    CH156378 wrote:
    i know alot about piss tests :lol:

    K, well... i'll start drinking ALOT of water now (and Cranberry juice) and take a home test next week. Hopefully I'm clean!

    Hopefully, we can all get together on a later thread and do a virtual pass. :)

    Guess i'll have to skip you right now :lol:

    Good Luck!
  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    CH156378 wrote:
    i know alot about piss tests :lol:
    me too :lol:


    and they definately will NOT test your hair, that shit is ridiculously expensive and time consuming for them
  • CH156378CH156378 Posts: 1,539
    conman wrote:
    CH156378 wrote:
    i know alot about piss tests :lol:
    me too :lol:


    and they definately will NOT test your hair, that shit is ridiculously expensive and time consuming for them

    +1
  • mookeywrenchmookeywrench Posts: 5,953
    Go to Trader Joes and get the 100% cranberry juice.
    350x700px-LL-d2f49cb4_vinyl-needle-scu-e1356666258495.jpeg
  • 1vs51vs5 Posts: 289
    mookeywrench wrote:
    Go to Trader Joes and get the 100% cranberry juice.

    Cool... I'm heading now to get some. Thanks :)
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