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  • Enkidu
    Enkidu So Cal Posts: 2,996
    Thank you, madam.
    I'm not a "madam!" I'm a "concierge!"
  • JK_Livin
    JK_Livin South Jersey Posts: 7,365
    Puuuuuutin on da riiiitz!!!!! ooooper duuuuuuper!!!
    Alright, alright, alright!
    Tom O.
    "I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
    -The Writer
  • B Robinette
    B Robinette Posts: 80
    King Louis: Knight jumps queen! Bishop jumps queen! Pawns jump queen! *Gangbang*!




    Count de Monet: It is said that the people are revolting.
    King Louis: You said it! They stink on ice!
    B Robinette
  • B Robinette
    B Robinette Posts: 80
    Prince John: Such an unusual name, "Latrine." How did your family come by it?
    Latrine: We changed it in the 9th century.
    Prince John: You mean you changed it TO "Latrine"?
    Latrine: Yeah. Used to be "Shithouse."
    Prince John: It's a good change. That's a good change!




    Robin Hood: As my first order of business, I would like to appoint a new Sheriff... my friend Ahchoo.
    Crowd: A black sheriff?
    Blinkin: He's black?
    Ahchoo: And why not? It worked in Blazing Saddles.
    B Robinette
  • Green Circle
    Green Circle Posts: 5,192
    Oh, but that's enough talk about me. Let's talk about you. How'd you like me in the first act?
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Inga: Werewolf!
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Werewolf?
    Igor: There.
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What?
    Igor: There, wolf. There, castle.
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Why are you talking that way?
    Igor: I thought you wanted to.
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No, I don't want to.
    Igor: [shrugs] Suit yourself. I'm easy.
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  • jamburger
    jamburger Posts: 1,775
    The Inquistion, let's begin,
    The Inquistion, look out sin,
    We have our mission to convert the Jews

    Je, Je, Je, Je, Je, Jews...

    http://www.brookslyn.com/audio/audio.php
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    that's Hedley!
  • Green Circle
    Green Circle Posts: 5,192
    Marry me and you will never have to take your clothes off again.
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • m0jorisen
    m0jorisen Posts: 516
    But we Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that's coming quickly.
    Had my eyes peeled both wide open, and I got a glimpse
    Of my innocence... got back my inner sense...
  • SatansFuton
    SatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Robin Hood: "Prepare for the fight scene!"
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, help me with the bags.
    Igor: Soitenly. You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the turban.
    Dr. Frankenstein: I was talking about the luggage.
  • iamica
    iamica Chicago Posts: 2,628
    Out of order?! Even in the future, nothing works!
    Chicago 2000 : Chicago 2003 : Chicago 2006 : Summerfest 2006 : Lollapalooza 2007 : Chicago 2009 : Noblesville (Indy) 2010 : PJ20 (East Troy) 2011 : Wrigley Field 2013 : Milwaukee (Yield) 2014 : Wrigley Field 2016

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