Mel Brooks Film Quotes...

Green Circle
Green Circle Posts: 5,192
edited December 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
"Your Highness!!! You look like the Piss boy!"

"...And you look like a bucket of shit!!" :lol:
"...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
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  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,936
    "What fabulous knockers"
    "Why thank you doctor"
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    May the Schwartz be with you.
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Excuse me while I whip this out...
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  • Green Circle
    Green Circle Posts: 5,192
    Jacques: Don't cry, my dear. I may not have been born a king, or lived like a king. But at least I can die like a king!
    Citizen Official: Your Majesty, do you require a blindfold?
    Jacques: None!
    Citizen Official: Have you any last request?
    Jacques: None!
    Citizen Official: Test the guillotine!

    Jacques: *Holy shit!* Uh, wait! Wait! Last request! I have a last request!
    Citizen Official: What is your last request?
    Jacques: Novocaine!

    Citizen Official: There is no such thing known to medical science!
    Jacques: I'll wait!
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Green Circle wrote:
    "Your Highness!!! You look like the Piss boy!"

    "...And you look like a bucket of shit!!" :lol:


    "wait for the shake!"
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Marcel Marceau: No
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  • JK_Livin
    JK_Livin South Jersey Posts: 7,365
    Taggart: I got it! I got it!
    Hedley Lamarr: You do?
    Taggart: We'll work up a Number 6 on 'em.
    Hedley Lamarr: [frowns] "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.
    Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
    Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
    Taggart: Naw, we rape the shit out of them at the Number Six Dance later on.
    Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous
    Alright, alright, alright!
    Tom O.
    "I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
    -The Writer
  • Green Circle
    Green Circle Posts: 5,192
    Josephus: Say when.
    Empress Nympho: [she looks him up and down] 8:30.
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • Get_Right
    Get_Right Posts: 14,168
    “I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.”
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Hump... What Hump?
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  • JK_Livin
    JK_Livin South Jersey Posts: 7,365
    Hedley Lamarr: If you will just sign this, Governor. Right here.
    Governor William J. Le Petomane: Yes, yes. What the hell is it?
    Hedley Lamarr: Well, under the provisions of this bill, we would snatch two hundred thousand acres of Indian land, which we have deemed unsuitable for their use at this time. They're such children.
    Governor William J. Le Petomane: Two hundred thousand acres? Two hundred thousand acres? What'll it cost, man, what'll it cost?
    Hedley Lamarr: [brings out a carton of paddleballs] A box of these.
    Governor William J. Le Petomane: Are you crazy? They'll never go for it. And then again they might. Those little red devils... they love toys!
    Alright, alright, alright!
    Tom O.
    "I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
    -The Writer
  • Green Circle
    Green Circle Posts: 5,192
    A wed wose. How womantic
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Green Circle wrote:
    A wed wose. How womantic

    Ohhhhhh.... It's twooo.... It's twoooo!!!
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  • Green Circle
    Green Circle Posts: 5,192
    Hello, handsome, is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • Green Circle
    Green Circle Posts: 5,192
    "For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius."
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • JK_Livin
    JK_Livin South Jersey Posts: 7,365
    Hey Handsome
    Alright, alright, alright!
    Tom O.
    "I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
    -The Writer
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Hitler... there was a painter! He could paint an entire apartment in ONE afternoon! TWO coats!
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  • Green Circle
    Green Circle Posts: 5,192
    Igor: You know, I'll never forget my old dad. When these things would happen to him... the things he'd say to me.

    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What did he say?

    Igor: "What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?"
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • JBW711
    JBW711 Posts: 15
    "Work, Work, Work...Hello, boys...I miss you"
  • Green Circle
    Green Circle Posts: 5,192
    I bet she gives great helmet.
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."

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