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Mel Brooks Film Quotes...

Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,192
edited December 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
"Your Highness!!! You look like the Piss boy!"

"...And you look like a bucket of shit!!" :lol:
"...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
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  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,690
    "What fabulous knockers"
    "Why thank you doctor"
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    May the Schwartz be with you.
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    Excuse me while I whip this out...
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  • Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,192
    Jacques: Don't cry, my dear. I may not have been born a king, or lived like a king. But at least I can die like a king!
    Citizen Official: Your Majesty, do you require a blindfold?
    Jacques: None!
    Citizen Official: Have you any last request?
    Jacques: None!
    Citizen Official: Test the guillotine!

    Jacques: *Holy shit!* Uh, wait! Wait! Last request! I have a last request!
    Citizen Official: What is your last request?
    Jacques: Novocaine!

    Citizen Official: There is no such thing known to medical science!
    Jacques: I'll wait!
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    Green Circle wrote:
    "Your Highness!!! You look like the Piss boy!"

    "...And you look like a bucket of shit!!" :lol:


    "wait for the shake!"
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    Marcel Marceau: No
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  • JK_LivinJK_Livin Posts: 7,365
    Taggart: I got it! I got it!
    Hedley Lamarr: You do?
    Taggart: We'll work up a Number 6 on 'em.
    Hedley Lamarr: [frowns] "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.
    Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
    Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
    Taggart: Naw, we rape the shit out of them at the Number Six Dance later on.
    Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous
    Alright, alright, alright!
    Tom O.
    "I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
    -The Writer
  • Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,192
    Josephus: Say when.
    Empress Nympho: [she looks him up and down] 8:30.
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 12,834
    “I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.”
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    Hump... What Hump?
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  • JK_LivinJK_Livin Posts: 7,365
    Hedley Lamarr: If you will just sign this, Governor. Right here.
    Governor William J. Le Petomane: Yes, yes. What the hell is it?
    Hedley Lamarr: Well, under the provisions of this bill, we would snatch two hundred thousand acres of Indian land, which we have deemed unsuitable for their use at this time. They're such children.
    Governor William J. Le Petomane: Two hundred thousand acres? Two hundred thousand acres? What'll it cost, man, what'll it cost?
    Hedley Lamarr: [brings out a carton of paddleballs] A box of these.
    Governor William J. Le Petomane: Are you crazy? They'll never go for it. And then again they might. Those little red devils... they love toys!
    Alright, alright, alright!
    Tom O.
    "I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
    -The Writer
  • Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,192
    A wed wose. How womantic
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    Green Circle wrote:
    A wed wose. How womantic

    Ohhhhhh.... It's twooo.... It's twoooo!!!
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  • Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,192
    Hello, handsome, is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,192
    "For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius."
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • JK_LivinJK_Livin Posts: 7,365
    Hey Handsome
    Alright, alright, alright!
    Tom O.
    "I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
    -The Writer
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    Hitler... there was a painter! He could paint an entire apartment in ONE afternoon! TWO coats!
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  • Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,192
    Igor: You know, I'll never forget my old dad. When these things would happen to him... the things he'd say to me.

    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What did he say?

    Igor: "What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?"
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • JBW711JBW711 Posts: 15
    "Work, Work, Work...Hello, boys...I miss you"
  • Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,192
    I bet she gives great helmet.
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • EnkiduEnkidu Posts: 2,996
    Thank you, madam.
    I'm not a "madam!" I'm a "concierge!"
  • JK_LivinJK_Livin Posts: 7,365
    Puuuuuutin on da riiiitz!!!!! ooooper duuuuuuper!!!
    Alright, alright, alright!
    Tom O.
    "I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
    -The Writer
  • B RobinetteB Robinette Posts: 80
    King Louis: Knight jumps queen! Bishop jumps queen! Pawns jump queen! *Gangbang*!




    Count de Monet: It is said that the people are revolting.
    King Louis: You said it! They stink on ice!
    B Robinette
  • B RobinetteB Robinette Posts: 80
    Prince John: Such an unusual name, "Latrine." How did your family come by it?
    Latrine: We changed it in the 9th century.
    Prince John: You mean you changed it TO "Latrine"?
    Latrine: Yeah. Used to be "Shithouse."
    Prince John: It's a good change. That's a good change!




    Robin Hood: As my first order of business, I would like to appoint a new Sheriff... my friend Ahchoo.
    Crowd: A black sheriff?
    Blinkin: He's black?
    Ahchoo: And why not? It worked in Blazing Saddles.
    B Robinette
  • Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,192
    Oh, but that's enough talk about me. Let's talk about you. How'd you like me in the first act?
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    Inga: Werewolf!
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Werewolf?
    Igor: There.
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What?
    Igor: There, wolf. There, castle.
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Why are you talking that way?
    Igor: I thought you wanted to.
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No, I don't want to.
    Igor: [shrugs] Suit yourself. I'm easy.
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  • jamburgerjamburger Posts: 1,775
    The Inquistion, let's begin,
    The Inquistion, look out sin,
    We have our mission to convert the Jews

    Je, Je, Je, Je, Je, Jews...

    http://www.brookslyn.com/audio/audio.php
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    that's Hedley!
  • Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,192
    Marry me and you will never have to take your clothes off again.
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • m0jorisenm0jorisen Posts: 516
    But we Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that's coming quickly.
    Had my eyes peeled both wide open, and I got a glimpse
    Of my innocence... got back my inner sense...
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