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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Then, details of how the guy's brother's girlfriend has an aversion to oral sex.

    Then, out came the N word.

    I shit you not.

    I way overtipped the bartender and got the hell out of there as fast as I could.

    WTF is wrong with people?!? I'm going home to my dogs.


    i find the "way overtipping" more offensive. ;);)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • OffSheGoes35OffSheGoes35 Posts: 3,514
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  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    OffSheGoes35 wrote:
    afroannnie wrote:
    OffSheGoes35 wrote:

    That's when you say,"Nein, fotze!" Right, Leeze? ;)

    :thumbup:

    I dont know about you, but I've just been dying for an opportunity to use that word. :lol:


    Actually, I have..and saying it to this lady would definitely be appropriate!
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    SD48277 wrote:
    Personally, I would have loved it if you had said to her, "Santa hates you." :lol:

    Wow, that would have been great.

    Crap. Wish I'd thought of that!

    :lol:
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  • Leezestarr313Leezestarr313 Posts: 14,352
    afroannnie wrote:
    OffSheGoes35 wrote:
    OffSheGoes35 wrote:

    That's when you say,"Nein, fotze!" Right, Leeze? ;)

    :thumbup:

    I dont know about you, but I've just been dying for an opportunity to use that word. :lol:

    afroannnie wrote:
    Actually, I have..and saying it to this lady would definitely be appropriate!

    :lol: You are both cracking me up! Yup, it would have been perfect for a dame like that!

    But I like "Santa hates you" a lot as well :thumbup:
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Forget coal, I hope Santa took a cookies n' milk dump in her stocking.
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  • SD48277SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    unlost dogs wrote:
    SD48277 wrote:
    Personally, I would have loved it if you had said to her, "Santa hates you." :lol:

    Wow, that would have been great.

    Crap. Wish I'd thought of that!

    :lol:

    I've been saying, "Santa hates you," now when someone cuts me off in traffic or pisses me off. It cracks me up (and helps me cut down on my swearing). :lol:
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