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unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
edited December 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
Woman sitting across the sushi bar from me.

She orders a fancy cocktail.

Lovely bartender apologizes and says she doesn't have the required liquors.

Woman in snitty tone asks her what liquors they do have so she can order something else.

Bartender tells her. Woman orders something complicated.

As bartender turns, woman says , "Doesn't anyone speak English any more?"
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    those people.....get spit in their drinks
    81 is now off the air

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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Woman sitting across the sushi bar from me.

    She orders a fancy cocktail.

    Lovely bartender apologizes and says she doesn't have the required liquors.

    Woman in snitty tone asks her what liquors they do have so she can order something else.

    Bartender tells her. Woman orders something complicated.

    As bartender turns, woman says , "Doesn't anyone speak English any more?"


    Not cool.
  • SD48277SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    She'll get hers...just like the woman who almost backed over me with her SUV while I was walking in the parking lot--instead, she ended up backing into the steel guard (or whatever it's called) for shopping carts. Karma.
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    I draw solace from the fact that her two companions 1. broke the glass on their iPhone and 2. Had their Patriots tickets stolen.

    Now I can only hope that cocktail bitch gets hit by a bus when she steps out onto Boyleston Street.

    I realize that probably puts me back on Santa's Naughty List.

    Fuck.

    I'm having another Asahi beer.
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    She's at a sushi restaurant and is complaining about no english...that's rich :roll:
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    norm wrote:
    She's at a sushi restaurant and is complaining about no english...that's rich :roll:
    :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    It gets better.

    She lives in my little town!

    Definitely not from there originally, as she pronounces it incorrectly. Also, wayyy wrong accent.

    Seriously, where do these people get off?!?
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • LoulouLoulou Adelaide Posts: 6,247
    81 wrote:
    those people.....get spit in their drinks
    :lol:
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  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 17,357
    unlost dogs wrote:
    It gets better.

    She lives in my little town!

    Definitely not from there originally, as she pronounces it incorrectly. Also, wayyy wrong accent.

    Seriously, where do these people get off?!?
    Probably at Orient Heights. ;)
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Then, details of how the guy's brother's girlfriend has an aversion to oral sex.

    Then, out came the N word.

    I shit you not.

    I way overtipped the bartender and got the hell out of there as fast as I could.

    WTF is wrong with people?!? I'm going home to my dogs.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    I probably would have called the person an asshole while I was leaving.
  • marcosmarcos Posts: 2,112
    Must be from New York, no offense good New Yorkers as I know there are many :D
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    where is the fish when you need it...
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Then, details of how the guy's brother's girlfriend has an aversion to oral sex.

    Then, out came the N word.

    I shit you not.

    I way overtipped the bartender and got the hell out of there as fast as I could.

    WTF is wrong with people?!? I'm going home to my dogs.

    Were there cameras around? Maybe they're filming another real housewives....or as I call it "real assholes"
  • EmBleveEmBleve Posts: 3,019
    at least you're in Boston getting last minute things and enjoying the 'scenery'. ;)

    p.s. she will have nothing from Santa.
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    This kind of stuff makes me crazy...and there's a lot of it where I live in PA...there's people that insist on having confederate flags on their trucks :evil:

    I just don't understand why people have such ignorance against people that are not the exactly the same as them...
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • EmBleveEmBleve Posts: 3,019
    afroannnie wrote:
    This kind of stuff makes me crazy...and there's a lot of it where I live in PA...there's people that insist on having confederate flags on their trucks :evil:

    I just don't understand why people have such ignorance against people that are not the exactly the same as them...
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  • CareyCarey Posts: 2,361
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Woman sitting across the sushi bar from me.

    She orders a fancy cocktail.

    Lovely bartender apologizes and says she doesn't have the required liquors.

    Woman in snitty tone asks her what liquors they do have so she can order something else.

    Bartender tells her. Woman orders something complicated.

    As bartender turns, woman says , "Doesn't anyone speak English any more?"

    When I was bartending and people were rude to me, I made their drinks nasty on purpose 8-)
    "Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
  • jethrojam420jethrojam420 Foxborough MA Posts: 1,075
    Poncier wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    It gets better.

    She lives in my little town!

    Definitely not from there originally, as she pronounces it incorrectly. Also, wayyy wrong accent.

    Seriously, where do these people get off?!?
    Probably at Orient Heights. ;)
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  • iamicaiamica Chicago Posts: 2,628
    When I worked retail, I got talked to like that on a daily basis...that's why I would rather die than ever work in a store again.
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  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,697
    edited December 2011
    Next, she will ask: "Doesn't anyone serve cooked fish anymore??"
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  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    Next, she will ask: "Doesn't anyone served cooked fish anymore??"
    :lol:
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    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
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  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 17,357
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Then, details of how the guy's brother's girlfriend has an aversion to oral sex.

    .
    Giving or receiving?
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    I believe giving.

    I thought about saying something on the way out, but I didn't.

    I'm still thinking about what would have been a clever, cutting retort.
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  • jethrojam420jethrojam420 Foxborough MA Posts: 1,075
    unlost dogs wrote:
    I believe giving.

    I thought about saying something on the way out, but I didn't.

    I'm still thinking about what would have been a clever, cutting retort.


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  • 7RayZ7RayZ Posts: 488
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Then, details of how the guy's brother's girlfriend has an aversion to oral sex.

    Then, out came the N word.

    I shit you not.

    I way overtipped the bartender and got the hell out of there as fast as I could.

    WTF is wrong with people?!? I'm going home to my dogs.
    :lol:
    Id rather be with an animal.

    What? No swallowing?

    I always crack up at those aversion to oral sex stories. I personally dont get it.
  • OffSheGoes35OffSheGoes35 Posts: 3,516
    edited November 2012
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  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    where is the fish when you need it...
    :lol:

    Just tell her that you got LOTR Pezzes from Santa and she a'int getting any

    Unless of course she stops by a local Walgreen's where they have them in the checkout line
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  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    OffSheGoes35 wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Woman sitting across the sushi bar from me.

    She orders a fancy cocktail.

    Lovely bartender apologizes and says she doesn't have the required liquors.

    Woman in snitty tone asks her what liquors they do have so she can order something else.

    Bartender tells her. Woman orders something complicated.

    As bartender turns, woman says , "Doesn't anyone speak English any more?"

    That's when you say,"Nein, fotze!" Right, Leeze? ;)

    :thumbup:
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • SD48277SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    Personally, I would have loved it if you had said to her, "Santa hates you." :lol:
    ELITIST FUK
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