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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,623
    ever heard the "I can't decide whether to lay you or Jack off" joke? :lol:
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    imalive wrote:
    ever heard the "I can't decide whether to lay you or Jack off" joke? :lol:


    haha. .no.. but I got a feeling we are all about to hear it..
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,623
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    imalive wrote:
    ever heard the "I can't decide whether to lay you or Jack off" joke? :lol:


    haha. .no.. but I got a feeling we are all about to hear it..

    if you insist....

    A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning. He is told he has to get rid of one employee in his department by the next Monday. "Downsizing."

    He's really upset. Everyone in his department does a good job and it doesn't seem fair. So for the next 2 days he racks his brain trying to figure out who to fire. On Tuesday afternoon he sees Jack and Jill standing at the water cooler. He says to himself, "Okay it's going to be one of them."

    He spends the next few days scrutinizing what each of them does. Everything is equal. Productivity. Time off. Reports. Everything. He's in a quandary. It's Friday afternoon and he knows his going to have to think about this all weekend. Everyone has left the office except Jack and Jill, who are getting ready to leave. She comes over to say goodbye.

    "Have a good weekend boss. Hey you don't look so good. Is everything okay?" He looks at her and says "To be honest, I'm having a tough time here. I can't decide if I should lay you or Jack off."

    And she looks at him and says "Well I have to catch a bus, so i suggest you jack off."
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    imalive wrote:
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    imalive wrote:
    ever heard the "I can't decide whether to lay you or Jack off" joke? :lol:


    haha. .no.. but I got a feeling we are all about to hear it..

    if you insist....

    A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning. He is told he has to get rid of one employee in his department by the next Monday. "Downsizing."

    He's really upset. Everyone in his department does a good job and it doesn't seem fair. So for the next 2 days he racks his brain trying to figure out who to fire. On Tuesday afternoon he sees Jack and Jill standing at the water cooler. He says to himself, "Okay it's going to be one of them."

    He spends the next few days scrutinizing what each of them does. Everything is equal. Productivity. Time off. Reports. Everything. He's in a quandary. It's Friday afternoon and he knows his going to have to think about this all weekend. Everyone has left the office except Jack and Jill, who are getting ready to leave. She comes over to say goodbye.

    "Have a good weekend boss. Hey you don't look so good. Is everything okay?" He looks at her and says "To be honest, I'm having a tough time here. I can't decide if I should lay you or Jack off."

    And she looks at him and says "Well I have to catch a bus, so i suggest you jack off."

    Nice. :)
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Do you play well with others? :o
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    What do you like to do in your free time?
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Do you feel you have a firm grip on what is expected of you?
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    The business world can be a complex place to operate at times. Do you feel you have the necessary experience to lubricate the right joints to accomplish the task at hand?
  • NamiNami Newfoundland Posts: 5,997
    too f'king funny...
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  • he.who.forgetshe.who.forgets Posts: 4,593
    If tasked, can you confidently erect a new organizational structure?
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Would you consider yourself a team player or do you accomplish more in a solo role?
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    In your last role, what task stimulated you the most?
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    The business world is full of stiff competition. What do you do to relieve the pressure?
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    DS1119 wrote:
    The business world is full of stiff competition. What do you do to relieve the pressure?


    when is the big interview?

    can i be on speaker during said interview.....i'll mute my line.
    81 is now off the air

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  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Would you mind if 81 listens while you "do your thing" ? :o
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    81 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    The business world is full of stiff competition. What do you do to relieve the pressure?


    when is the big interview?

    can i be on speaker during said interview.....i'll mute my line.


    Friday at one. I'm telling you if he can tie his own shoes he has the job. :lol:

    I am going to torture him about the email though. :lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    Would you mind if 81 listens while you "do your thing" ? :o



    Do you find it hard to perform in front of others?
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    DS1119 wrote:
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    Would you mind if 81 listens while you "do your thing" ? :o



    Do you find it hard to perform in front of others?


    i learned tonight....the gf finds it hard
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    81 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    Would you mind if 81 listens while you "do your thing" ? :o



    Do you find it hard to perform in front of others?


    i learned tonight....the gf finds it hard


    :o :shock: :o :shock:
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    81 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    Would you mind if 81 listens while you "do your thing" ? :o



    Do you find it hard to perform in front of others?


    i learned tonight....the gf finds it hard
    At least she finds it.. ;)
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    At least she finds it.. ;)

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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
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    81 is now off the air

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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    At least she finds it.. ;)


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  • adam42381adam42381 Kernersville, NC Posts: 2,515
    norm wrote:
    Maybe he works here

    master3s.jpg
    That place is about 20 miles from my house. Great photo op.

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  • 7RayZ7RayZ Posts: 488
    adam42381 wrote:
    norm wrote:
    Maybe he works here

    master3s.jpg
    That place is about 20 miles from my house. Great photo op.
    The guy in town who owns a bait shop/Liquor store gives out pens "Home of the Master Baiter"
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    My new logo.


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  • PureandEasyPureandEasy Posts: 5,815
    81 wrote:
    norm wrote:
    Maybe he works here

    master3s.jpg


    but then wouldn't it be.... something like richard@master_bait.com

    don't you mean Dick@master_bait.com :lol:
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    PureandEasy wrote:
    81 wrote:
    norm wrote:
    Maybe he works here

    master3s.jpg


    but then wouldn't it be.... something like richard@master_bait.com

    don't you mean Dick@master_bait.com :lol:


    Nooo....

    mary_palmer@master_bait.com
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Dissidentman wrote:


    Nooo....

    mary_palmer@master_bait.com

    i believe you meant harry_palmer@master_bait.com
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    norm wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:


    Nooo....

    mary_palmer@master_bait.com

    i believe you meant harry_palmer@master_bait.com

    Thanks for the quick correction...

    :lol:
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