Funny email address

dougfloyd

81 wrote:

http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100002480428096&sk=info

OMG

DS1119

81 wrote:

http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100002480428096&sk=info

If this guy shows up I will literally piss myself. And he's so fucking hired!!!

dougfloyd

DS1119 wrote:

81 wrote:

http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100002480428096&sk=info

If this guy shows up I will literally piss myself. And he's so fucking hired!!!

Not sure what kind of sales position you're hiring for but that guy could sell anything!

jethrojam420

To be a good salesperson, one needs a sense of humor and balls. safe to say, this guy has both...

DS1119

jethrojam420 wrote:

To be a good salesperson, one needs a sense of humor and balls. safe to say, this guy has both...

Very true!

CAVSTARR313

A list of questions for your interview with "the baiter" :

So, how do you like to spend your free time?
Can you multi-task?
Are you punctual? I mean, are you early or are you late?
Do you grasp things easily?
Do you like to just get a project done or do you like to take your time and do it right?

DS1119

Cavstarr313 wrote:

A list of questions for your interview with "the baiter" :

So, how do you like to spend your free time?
Can you multi-task?
Are you punctual? I mean, are you early or are you late?
Do you grasp things easily?
Do you like to just get a project done or do you like to take your time and do it right?

Would you describe yourself as being hands on?

Wobbie

DS1119 wrote:

Cavstarr313 wrote:

A list of questions for your interview with "the baiter" :

So, how do you like to spend your free time?
Can you multi-task?
Are you punctual? I mean, are you early or are you late?
Do you grasp things easily?
Do you like to just get a project done or do you like to take your time and do it right?

Would you describe yourself as being hands on?

can you meet a deadline?

DS1119

What's the hardest obstacle you have ever had to overcum?

CAVSTARR313

Are you able to relieve stress in a positive way?
Have you had any formal training in your area of expertise?

Wobbie

ever heard the "I can't decide whether to lay you or Jack off" joke?

CAVSTARR313

imalive wrote:

ever heard the "I can't decide whether to lay you or Jack off" joke?

haha. .no.. but I got a feeling we are all about to hear it..

Wobbie

Cavstarr313 wrote:

imalive wrote:

ever heard the "I can't decide whether to lay you or Jack off" joke?

haha. .no.. but I got a feeling we are all about to hear it..

if you insist....

A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning. He is told he has to get rid of one employee in his department by the next Monday. "Downsizing."

He's really upset. Everyone in his department does a good job and it doesn't seem fair. So for the next 2 days he racks his brain trying to figure out who to fire. On Tuesday afternoon he sees Jack and Jill standing at the water cooler. He says to himself, "Okay it's going to be one of them."

He spends the next few days scrutinizing what each of them does. Everything is equal. Productivity. Time off. Reports. Everything. He's in a quandary. It's Friday afternoon and he knows his going to have to think about this all weekend. Everyone has left the office except Jack and Jill, who are getting ready to leave. She comes over to say goodbye.

"Have a good weekend boss. Hey you don't look so good. Is everything okay?" He looks at her and says "To be honest, I'm having a tough time here. I can't decide if I should lay you or Jack off."

And she looks at him and says "Well I have to catch a bus, so i suggest you jack off."

DS1119

imalive wrote:

Cavstarr313 wrote:

imalive wrote:

ever heard the "I can't decide whether to lay you or Jack off" joke?

haha. .no.. but I got a feeling we are all about to hear it..

if you insist....

A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning. He is told he has to get rid of one employee in his department by the next Monday. "Downsizing."

He's really upset. Everyone in his department does a good job and it doesn't seem fair. So for the next 2 days he racks his brain trying to figure out who to fire. On Tuesday afternoon he sees Jack and Jill standing at the water cooler. He says to himself, "Okay it's going to be one of them."

He spends the next few days scrutinizing what each of them does. Everything is equal. Productivity. Time off. Reports. Everything. He's in a quandary. It's Friday afternoon and he knows his going to have to think about this all weekend. Everyone has left the office except Jack and Jill, who are getting ready to leave. She comes over to say goodbye.

"Have a good weekend boss. Hey you don't look so good. Is everything okay?" He looks at her and says "To be honest, I'm having a tough time here. I can't decide if I should lay you or Jack off."

And she looks at him and says "Well I have to catch a bus, so i suggest you jack off."

Nice.

CAVSTARR313

Do you play well with others?

DS1119

What do you like to do in your free time?

CAVSTARR313

Do you feel you have a firm grip on what is expected of you?

DS1119

The business world can be a complex place to operate at times. Do you feel you have the necessary experience to lubricate the right joints to accomplish the task at hand?

Nami

too f'king funny...

he.who.forgets

If tasked, can you confidently erect a new organizational structure?