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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    number1PJfan wrote:
    This is a new one for me too. I have never heard of a beer cart at an office. If I had I might have considered another line of work. And in the interview I would have definitely made this statement... "I only have one question for you. Does this job have the benefit of a beer cart?"
    i wanna be the beer cart operator. i would deal only in the finest hops and barelys money can buy.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    chadwick wrote:
    i know, sweets. i know. i am just floored y'all can have booze on your desk and some of you can even drink beer while working.

    i became a stupid truck driver w/ bad knees and a bad ticker. i shoulda been more into being pampered a bit and chose a inside cushiony type task such as sittin on my balls all day slammin 40s and being like george costanza.
    It was a present from this visiting Chilean delegation, they didn't even need to bring anything really. Damn near all the guys were freaking gorgeous, that was a gift enough in itself :D

    We had this one guy here, rest his soul, he was so awesome, he had a bottle of Hennessy on his desk and every so often I'd notice it getting emptier :lol:

    I think there is a beer in the fridge here, but I will be a good girl lol
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    It appears that the difference between the Beer Cart and the Beer Fridge is the limit.

    Beer Cart, it seems, limits you to what's on the cart.

    Beer Fridge, on the other hand, is quite large. And it also contains fancy sodas and boxes of wine. And there's even something champagne like in there.

    I love my job...
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    unlost dogs wrote:
    No worries, Chad. I'm pretty sure that if there's any abuse, the beer fridge will go away.

    Looking around at my colleagues, I don't think there will be any abuse.

    I'm not sure they feel the same level of reassurance when they glance my way...

    :?
    i am by your side in supporting your consumption of brews whilst on the job. your co-workers and cohorts can kiss your.... it's all good, miss unlost.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    chadwick wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    No worries, Chad. I'm pretty sure that if there's any abuse, the beer fridge will go away.

    Looking around at my colleagues, I don't think there will be any abuse.

    I'm not sure they feel the same level of reassurance when they glance my way...

    :?
    i am by your side in supporting your consumption of brews whilst on the job. your co-workers and cohorts can kiss your.... it's all good, miss unlost.

    ;)
    (I really have great coworkers. Very, very lucky...)
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    i fucked my life up. i coulda been a office person gettin beers from a mobile delivery type food cart. this is one of the worst days of my life.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • number1PJfan
    number1PJfan Posts: 3,748
    chadwick wrote:
    i fucked my life up. i coulda been a office person gettin beers from a mobile delivery type food cart. this is one of the worst days of my life.


    That's what I'm saying. I wonder how easy it would be to teach the abc's after knocking back a six pack? Do you think the order of the letters really matters anyway?
  • twisted thoughts
    twisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    Well F me. If it wasn't official before, it is officially official now.
    I NEED A NEW JOB.

    Hey UD :wave:
    You guys hiring?

    :ugeek:
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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    i remember this one time...

    our boss set a goal for us

    we met the goal

    and she took all of us out to lunch at Claim Jumpers

    I had Filet Mignon

    and then she gave us all the rest of the day off...PAID
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • faceintheclouds
    faceintheclouds Posts: 1,739
    Sitting in cockfuck Xmas traffic. >:/
    Just, not enough.
    I need more.
    Nothing seems to satisfy.
    I said, I dont want it.
    I just need it.
    To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    unlost dogs wrote:
    ...they installed a beer fridge and stock it with fascinating beverages.

    Currently I am enjoying a Goose Island Mild Winter.

    :wave: Chicago!

    Sounds wonderful!

    We had a potluck earlier this week. There was a sign up sheet...and I signed up for "cookie balls". I saw my boss looking at the sheet and laughing..he said "I thought you signed up for cocktails..but it says cookie balls" :crazy: :?
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • mikalina
    mikalina Posts: 7,206
    number1PJfan wrote:
    This is a new one for me too. I have never heard of a beer cart at an office. If I had I might have considered another line of work. And in the interview I would have definitely made this statement... "I only have one question for you. Does this job have the benefit of a beer cart?"


    This is new to me too - the only "drinking" we were permitted was our annual Christmas lunch.

    and that was only ( 1 ) drink per employee.
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  • yellowwho
    yellowwho Posts: 1,661
    Talk about a stress free work environment!
  • youngster
    youngster Boston Posts: 6,576
    unlost dogs wrote:
    It appears that the difference between the Beer Cart and the Beer Fridge is the limit.

    Beer Cart, it seems, limits you to what's on the cart.

    Beer Fridge, on the other hand, is quite large. And it also contains fancy sodas and boxes of wine. And there's even something champagne like in there.

    I love my job...

    Waitwaitwait a minute...

    Aren't you a nurse?

    If I remember correctly when I was talking with you in Hartford, I distinctly recall you saying you were a nurse or worked in a hospital.

    Is this still the case? Not that I have a problem with it or anything. just think that would be something they would frown upon. Did you ever come into work with a nasty hangover and help yourself to a little hair of the dog? 8-)
    He who forgets will be destined to remember.

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    8/5/16 Fenway, 8/7/16 Fenway
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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    At my interview for this job, my now manager slipped in the fact that we had a beer fridge for whenever you had to work past 6pm...

    I accept your offer.
  • Suziemay
    Suziemay Posts: 11,168
    No beer cart. but there is a rumoured stocked fridge somewhere in the office building of my new job, just not sure where it is :D
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    i'm picking up a six pack for the afternoon.
    81 is now off the air

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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    81 wrote:
    i'm picking up a six pack for the afternoon.

    Underachiever
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    81 wrote:
    i'm picking up a six pack for the afternoon.


    presumably as some form of mixer to a higher percentage spirit? ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    youngster wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    It appears that the difference between the Beer Cart and the Beer Fridge is the limit.

    Beer Cart, it seems, limits you to what's on the cart.

    Beer Fridge, on the other hand, is quite large. And it also contains fancy sodas and boxes of wine. And there's even something champagne like in there.

    I love my job...

    Waitwaitwait a minute...

    Aren't you a nurse?

    nah she quit and is now the centre manager for her local AA.

    apparently the patients love her.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.

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