I Now Own A NFL Team

The Green Bay Packers are offering shares of stock in the team right now. I kind of felt like I was cheating on my girlfriend when I bought it, but the Colts are heading for 0-16 which is like you girlfriend not putting out since last year. 
I always wondered what it would feel like to own a NFL team. My skin feels whiter already.

I always wondered what it would feel like to own a NFL team. My skin feels whiter already.
Be Excellent To Each Other
Party On, Dudes!
Post edited by Unknown User on
0
Comments
but i like how GB does things...all teams should be like this.
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
That's $62,500,000 on the low end and $220,000,000 on the high end. Holy shit!
What a way to collect money to expand the stadium.
What's the point of all this?
Anyway, the fraud list was compiled by a fan of the New England Patriots which means it holds about as much merit as the paper I use to wipe my butt with.
to upgrade teh stadium without using tax money....
plus you get to go to some funky thing before the season...i don't remember all the details...and you can say you are an NFL owner...which would be cool...i guess you could put that on your resume.
Doesn't it automatically bump you up the season ticket waiting list if you're already on it, too?
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
You can attend and vote in the annual shareholders meeting, but other then that it doesn't hold much value ... unless it helps you get a few free drinks the next time you are visiting Sheboygan.
Monetary returns is what I was shooting for.
Wait so you buy these shares but you don't get any kind of dividend. Can the share value increase, and if so can you sell it? If not then aren't you just paying $250 for a souvinir stock certificate and some annual reports?
Correct. It's a $250 piece of paper with apparently a few benefits that include helping out the taxpayers which isn't a bad thing.
Yes but if your a Green Bay Packers fan it's so worth it.
you are also not allowed to gamble on any nfl games.
i will personally monitering your posts and will report any and all transgressions
:P
If I find myself in a scuffle outside a nightclub, I just ask myself, "What would Ray Lewis do?".
If I find myself in a staring contest, I just ask myself, "What would Jim Caldwell do?".
If I'm at work and I'm looking for ways to strengthen the company and improve morale, I just ask myself, "What would Cincinnati Bengal management do?".
If I'm accused of sexually assaulting multiple women, I just ask myself "What would Ben Roethlisberger do?".
If my hairline starts to recede and I need hairplugs, I just ask myself "What would Tom Brady do?".
If I'm concerned about an erection lasting longer then four hours .... well, I'll just watch a NFL game and be told what to do about six times before the game is over.
As you can see, I've developed a fool-proof method for regulating my conduct. As for gambling, it's not gambling when you always win.
Yes, there's a bar on every corner here in good old Sheboygan!
Pearl Jam bootlegs:
http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
We knew that already but thanks for your comments.
Go Pack Go!!!!
on a side note, I think the Packers could a least throw in an "I'm a Shareholder" t-shirt. it could be the same stellar quality as my 10c shirt. would probably cost them less than a buck.
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
No you didn't. You used a check or credit card.
Look, nothing personal. My best friend's father is the Packer fan to end all Packer fans and I've made fun of his "partially ownership of the team" for as long as I've known him.
Pearl Jam bootlegs:
http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
I got your back Patrick!
It's partly a pride thing too, Packer fans are crazy about their team and we love to display our love for them in our houses, offices, etc. Having that certificate on the wall is honestly just a super cool thing to have. I don't have the money for it but I wish I did because I'd buy it in a heartbeat. AND there's voting rights...something no other NFL fans have.