Holy crazy fucker

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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    pretty comical stuff, sir.
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  • curly
    curly Posts: 704
    if the crazy fucker knew what kind of "crazy fucker" 81 is for his...sick/twist/god aweful/DEMOM child tagger pic......81...gotta respect your loyality to the forum here but that crazy pic...wow...its the nuts...quite frankly...i think i kinda like it also...so maybe...i'm a crazy fucker also........WOW..
  • rival.
    rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    you sir encouraged me to youtube road rage videos.

    some funny shit out there :lol:
  • PureandEasy
    PureandEasy Posts: 5,818
    I saw a young girl recently, in the right lane of a four lane road (two lanes in each direction). She got stuck behind a recycle trash truck, right before an intersection. You could see she was frantically trying to get around it, but the traffic in the left lane was too heavy. She was flipping out. Finally, she whips her car around the trash truck, not only into the left lane but halfway into the lane of oncoming traffic. She then swings wildly in front of the truck and makes a right turn on to the road about five feet ahead.


    Really, you can’t wait one minute for the truck to pick up one load of recyclables and then make your turn?? No instead, you had to put many lives in danger making your crazy freaked out maneuver.

    Some people just shouldn’t be behind the wheel.
    Don't come closer or I'll have to go
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    iamica wrote:
    However, in Chicago there seems to be some kind of new unspoken rule that an unlimited number of people are entitled to turn left long after the light turns red...


    every day all day long i see this shit when driving....4, 5 cars is not uncommon at the schaumburg/meachem intersection. :x
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  • norm wrote:
    well, to be fair, you were in his world...you need to stop doing that


    exactly, people are so self absorbed these days.

    I've seen people ignore sirens, etc. and even do crazy traffic manuevers to avoid, God forbid, getting stuck behind emergency vehicles, because apparently whatever they have going on is more important than the man having a heart attack or the children caught in a house fire.

    and you know what, I bet if that guy did have a real gun, he would have actually shot you
    The other day I was driving and this ambulance was coming down the street. I was the ONLY person to pull over. It's like they still teach people to do that, right? It's supposed to be understood! Idiots.

    People are just plain ol' rock dumb.
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    rival. wrote:
    you sir encouraged me to youtube road rage videos.

    some funny shit out there :lol:


    i've thought about sitting at intersections video taping these left turn clowns with the intent to send the vid to the village council/police department. they obviously don't give a shit because it's rare to see anyone pulled over.
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Too funny!

    Gotta be care because there ARE crazy fuckers out there. A few years back one of my friends was driving on the 405 in LA. I guess the guy in front of him felt like he was driving too close so he shot his washer fluid, which soaked my friends car. This pisses my friend off so he races around in front of him and hits his washer fluid and slows way down. He is laughing, thinking he 'got him.'
    The guy pulls up next to him and points a gun at him. Real gun. Not finger. My buddy jams on his brakes and the car behind him rear ends him. :lol:
    There are some nutty fuckers out there!


    yeah, no kidding...i kept an eye on him the entire time
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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    reminds me of people that, while at a red light, waiting to turn left, will try to anticipate the green light and try to race out in front of the opposing car which is going to go straight. I have had people try to do this to me and sometimes it's like playing chicken - go ahead f&cker, let's see who will win this, would love for you to total my 17 year old car and have it be entirely your fault.
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    reminds me of people that, while at a red light, waiting to turn left, will try to anticipate the green light and try to race out in front of the opposing car which is going to go straight. I have had people try to do this to me and sometimes it's like playing chicken - go ahead f&cker, let's see who will win this, would love for you to total my 17 year old car and have it be entirely your fault.


    hehe...green, i go.....fuck the left turn people. :lol:
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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    81 wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    reminds me of people that, while at a red light, waiting to turn left, will try to anticipate the green light and try to race out in front of the opposing car which is going to go straight. I have had people try to do this to me and sometimes it's like playing chicken - go ahead f&cker, let's see who will win this, would love for you to total my 17 year old car and have it be entirely your fault.


    hehe...green, i go.....fuck the left turn people. :lol:


    it's funny when they get mad about it. I can sometimes tell when someone wants to do it and they kind of give me the nod, signalling to me. I just shake my head oh, no no no. and then full speed ahead at the green
  • rival.
    rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    i feel chicago drivers are too friendly with the yellow light. i hardly see anyone run a yellow light!

    in NYC, yellow always meant SPEED THE FUCK UP!

    chicago drivers are also super friendly with making turns into crosswalks. so many times i will be walking through an intersection and expect cars to get a little aggressive with making the turn but they actually WAIT for you to walk by!
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    rival. wrote:
    i feel chicago drivers are too friendly with the yellow light. i hardly see anyone run a yellow light!

    come on out to the burbs. :lol:
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  • cubBEE_girl
    cubBEE_girl Waiting for next year... Posts: 3,367
    81 wrote:
    iamica wrote:
    However, in Chicago there seems to be some kind of new unspoken rule that an unlimited number of people are entitled to turn left long after the light turns red...


    every day all day long i see this shit when driving....4, 5 cars is not uncommon at the schaumburg/meachem intersection. :x


    You are so right, this intersection is horrible. So, is Roselle and Schaumburg, Barrington and Schaumburg. And all of Golf Road.
    I lost a bet...
  • JTH
    JTH Chicago Posts: 3,238
    The other day I was driving and this ambulance was coming down the street. I was the ONLY person to pull over. It's like they still teach people to do that, right? It's supposed to be understood! Idiots.

    People are just plain ol' rock dumb.
    Oh, and what about school buses? Apparently the flashing red lights and that little flip-out stop sign are purely decorative these days.
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    JTH wrote:
    The other day I was driving and this ambulance was coming down the street. I was the ONLY person to pull over. It's like they still teach people to do that, right? It's supposed to be understood! Idiots.

    People are just plain ol' rock dumb.
    Oh, and what about school buses? Apparently the flashing red lights and that little flip-out stop sign are purely decorative these days.

    they are if you are on a 4 lane road going in the opposite direction. :P

    i hate when people stop for those.
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    81 wrote:
    iamica wrote:
    However, in Chicago there seems to be some kind of new unspoken rule that an unlimited number of people are entitled to turn left long after the light turns red...


    every day all day long i see this shit when driving....4, 5 cars is not uncommon at the schaumburg/meachem intersection. :x


    You are so right, this intersection is horrible. So, is Roselle and Schaumburg, Barrington and Schaumburg. And all of Golf Road.


    hi ya neighbor.
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  • cubBEE_girl
    cubBEE_girl Waiting for next year... Posts: 3,367
    81 wrote:

    hi ya neighbor.

    Howdy! Are you gearing up for the insane holiday shopping traffic around Woodfield?!? Nice to know there are other PJ fanatics out in the 'burbs.
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    81 wrote:

    hi ya neighbor.

    Howdy! Are you gearing up for the insane holiday shopping traffic around Woodfield?!? Nice to know there are other PJ fanatics out in the 'burbs.

    quite a few in the area....mamasan23 is around the corner...somebody else is in schaumburg, i forget their name...starts with an m...

    i only go to woodfield for lunch, so no biggie...
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  • JTH
    JTH Chicago Posts: 3,238
    81 wrote:
    they are if you are on a 4 lane road going in the opposite direction. :P

    i hate when people stop for those.
    Nope. Not true, unless it's a divided highway. If it's just a regular road, then everyone's got to stop, regardless of how many lanes of traffic there are.

    And that divided highway exception isn't a universal thing. You're still legally required to stop in New York and some southern states.