I went out with this chick once. She seemed pretty cool, and was pretty cute. She mentioned that she had cats...which is alright cause I have one myself and I love animals.
Go back to her place and she had 8 of them!!!! 8 f'n cats in a tiny-ass apartment. It stunk and the second we walked in her personality changed from being pretty cool to lunatic chick. She even changed the tone of voice she had been using all night into that annoying tone you hear when someone talks to a baby.
Told her I wasn't feeling well and was tired. Gave her a hug and got the F outta there!
She called me a bunch of times after that, but we never went out again. If she's Crazy Cat Lady at the age of 27-28, what the hell is she gonna be when she's 67-68? :shock:
:? 8 cats
Scary shit the voice and personality change thing :wtf:
“There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen”
Way before online was the way I answered a lonely hearts ad in the local newspaper.I had talked to this guy for a few weeks,he seemed nice so we planned to meet.
He was preoccupied with what to wear,finally decided on his best green suit.I have an aversion to suits but didn't want to stress him out any more,as what to wear seemed to be a big deal for him.
I was walking to where we were to meet and I spot a guy who I think is going to a fancy dress party dressed as the Jim Carey in The Mask,minus the hat.
I stand across from him for a while,he keeps looking then approaches me asking it it's me :shock: He is my date :wtf: in a lime green three piece suit
I really wanted to run in the opposite direction but suck it up and go for a drink,we get to a bar.As he lifts his glass I notice he has first aid plasters on EVERY finger ... EVERY finger :shock: My head's screaming at me to run telling me Kevin Spacey's character in Seven is based on my date .... he see's me looking at his hands and without hesitation tells me he has an obsession with biting the entire skin off the tips of his fingers :? but that makes them bleed and as he was excited about our date he had been biting them most of the day,he didn't want them to bleed over me :eh: so he covered them
Oh, the bandaids on every finger. Oh, that is so seriously - ewwwww.
I had one more weird date from another guy at the UCLA music library. First date, he asks if I go to church. I say sometimes, I'm raised this southern Methodist girl, of course I go to church sometimes. He says, "I'm a satanist. I worship the devil. I hate my parents and I'm going to kill them one day." Needless to say, last date.
I had one more weird date from another guy at the UCLA music library. First date, he asks if I go to church. I say sometimes, I'm raised this southern Methodist girl, of course I go to church sometimes. He says, "I'm a satanist. I worship the devil. I hate my parents and I'm going to kill them one day." Needless to say, last date.
Whoa.... :shock: :?
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
I had one more weird date from another guy at the UCLA music library. First date, he asks if I go to church. I say sometimes, I'm raised this southern Methodist girl, of course I go to church sometimes. He says, "I'm a satanist. I worship the devil. I hate my parents and I'm going to kill them one day." Needless to say, last date.
Whoa.... :shock: :?
you know what they say...there's someone out there for everyone :problem:
I went out with this chick once. She seemed pretty cool, and was pretty cute. She mentioned that she had cats...which is alright cause I have one myself and I love animals.
Go back to her place and she had 8 of them!!!! 8 f'n cats in a tiny-ass apartment. It stunk and the second we walked in her personality changed from being pretty cool to lunatic chick. She even changed the tone of voice she had been using all night into that annoying tone you hear when someone talks to a baby.
Told her I wasn't feeling well and was tired. Gave her a hug and got the F outta there!
She called me a bunch of times after that, but we never went out again. If she's Crazy Cat Lady at the age of 27-28, what the hell is she gonna be when she's 67-68? :shock:
The Nickelback thread just reminded me of a guy I dated once who took me to a free Nickelback concert in the city. First of all, cheap-ass. Second of all, NICKELBACK.
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The Nickelback thread just reminded me of a guy I dated once who took me to a free Nickelback concert in the city. First of all, cheap-ass. Second of all, NICKELBACK.
gotta find out if it's worth the investment of real cash.
The Nickelback thread just reminded me of a guy I dated once who took me to a free Nickelback concert in the city. First of all, cheap-ass. Second of all, NICKELBACK.
gotta find out if it's worth the investment of real cash.
Hey now, I don't need someone to drop a ton of dough, but some things are in poor taste...especially on a first date!
WI '98, WI '99 (EV), WI '00, Chgo '00, MO '00, Champaign '03, Chgo '03, WI '03, IN '03, MI '04, Chgo '06:N1 & 2, WI '06, Chgo '07, Chgo '08 (EV:N1), Chgo '09:N1 & 2, Chgo '11 (EV:N1), WI '11:N1 & 2, Philly '12, Wrigley '13, Pitt '13, Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2
maybe he thought you liked nickle back? they were pretty big for a while? right? i don't remember
Nickelback is one of the most commercially successful Canadian groups, having sold almost 50 million albums worldwide,[2] ranking as the 11th best selling music act of the 2000s, and is the 2nd best selling foreign act in the U.S. behind The Beatles for the 2000's.[3][4]
maybe he thought you liked nickle back? they were pretty big for a while? right? i don't remember
Nickelback is one of the most commercially successful Canadian groups, having sold almost 50 million albums worldwide,[2] ranking as the 11th best selling music act of the 2000s, and is the 2nd best selling foreign act in the U.S. behind The Beatles for the 2000's.[3][4]
That is just plain scary. Scarier than your zombie baby.
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maybe he thought you liked nickle back? they were pretty big for a while? right? i don't remember
Nickelback is one of the most commercially successful Canadian groups, having sold almost 50 million albums worldwide,[2] ranking as the 11th best selling music act of the 2000s, and is the 2nd best selling foreign act in the U.S. behind The Beatles for the 2000's.[3][4]
Oh how I wish those stat's were wrong :?
“There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen”
The Nickelback thread just reminded me of a guy I dated once who took me to a free Nickelback concert in the city. First of all, cheap-ass. Second of all, NICKELBACK.
The Nickelback thread just reminded me of a guy I dated once who took me to a free Nickelback concert in the city. First of all, cheap-ass. Second of all, NICKELBACK.
I'm speaking on behalf of my date as me being the bad date: I got insanely drunk at a concert, completely embarrassed myself and puked all over a Holiday Inn elevator and my date had to take care of me for the remainder of the night.
Nearly 5 years later, she's still with me. The extremely bad turns into good? :?
you're so smooth
here's mine...I was in a long "dry spell" :roll: ....a friend's gf has someone for me but here's the thing....the girl is a "recovering" alkie, so I can't drink. OK, I can do that. Go to pick up girl....drop dead gorgeous . we go to a nice place to eat...waiter asks "drinks?"...my date orders a mixed drink :wtf: ...so, hell, I'll have a beer. well, drunk that she is, she gets wasted on one drink and, of course, orders another. then, she somehow slops ranch dressing into her drink and blames the poor waiter. I'm shoveling money on the table and apologizing to the waiter. I think our $100 dinner lasted about 18 minutes.
we leave...go to a casino...have a few more drinks and (not proud of this)...dry spell ends :oops: . I was a pig in those days
If I had known then what I know now...
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VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
I'm speaking on behalf of my date as me being the bad date: I got insanely drunk at a concert, completely embarrassed myself and puked all over a Holiday Inn elevator and my date had to take care of me for the remainder of the night.
Nearly 5 years later, she's still with me. The extremely bad turns into good? :?
you're so smooth
here's mine...I was in a long "dry spell" :roll: ....a friend's gf has someone for me but here's the thing....the girl is a "recovering" alkie, so I can't drink. OK, I can do that. Go to pick up girl....drop dead gorgeous . we go to a nice place to eat...waiter asks "drinks?"...my date orders a mixed drink :wtf: ...so, hell, I'll have a beer. well, drunk that she is, she gets wasted on one drink and, of course, orders another. then, she somehow slops ranch dressing into her drink and blames the poor waiter. I'm shoveling money on the table and apologizing to the waiter. I think our $100 dinner lasted about 18 minutes.
we leave...go to a casino...have a few more drinks and (not proud of this)...dry spell ends :oops: . I was a pig in those days
I'm speaking on behalf of my date as me being the bad date: I got insanely drunk at a concert, completely embarrassed myself and puked all over a Holiday Inn elevator and my date had to take care of me for the remainder of the night.
Nearly 5 years later, she's still with me. The extremely bad turns into good? :?
you're so smooth
here's mine...I was in a long "dry spell" :roll: ....a friend's gf has someone for me but here's the thing....the girl is a "recovering" alkie, so I can't drink. OK, I can do that. Go to pick up girl....drop dead gorgeous . we go to a nice place to eat...waiter asks "drinks?"...my date orders a mixed drink :wtf: ...so, hell, I'll have a beer. well, drunk that she is, she gets wasted on one drink and, of course, orders another. then, she somehow slops ranch dressing into her drink and blames the poor waiter. I'm shoveling money on the table and apologizing to the waiter. I think our $100 dinner lasted about 18 minutes.
we leave...go to a casino...have a few more drinks and (not proud of this)...dry spell ends :oops: . I was a pig in those days
it takes two to tango....i fail to see the issue.
I "dated" her a few more times, too. as I said...."dry spell" :oops:
If I had known then what I know now...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
I'm speaking on behalf of my date as me being the bad date: I got insanely drunk at a concert, completely embarrassed myself and puked all over a Holiday Inn elevator and my date had to take care of me for the remainder of the night.
Nearly 5 years later, she's still with me. The extremely bad turns into good? :?
you're so smooth
here's mine...I was in a long "dry spell" :roll: ....a friend's gf has someone for me but here's the thing....the girl is a "recovering" alkie, so I can't drink. OK, I can do that. Go to pick up girl....drop dead gorgeous . we go to a nice place to eat...waiter asks "drinks?"...my date orders a mixed drink :wtf: ...so, hell, I'll have a beer. well, drunk that she is, she gets wasted on one drink and, of course, orders another. then, she somehow slops ranch dressing into her drink and blames the poor waiter. I'm shoveling money on the table and apologizing to the waiter. I think our $100 dinner lasted about 18 minutes.
we leave...go to a casino...have a few more drinks and (not proud of this)...dry spell ends :oops: . I was a pig in those days
On my first date with my wife, I was trying to be very charming & funny, but it almost went too far.
My wife was telling me about her medical training, etc. and the topic of her working as a doctor at Juvenile hall came up. I asked her what years she was there. After she answered, I thought for a moment, and then told her that I was in there, but several years before her. I was just trying to be funny, but at the time, she wasn't at all familiar with my dry sense of humor. She asked what I was in for, but I just shook my head, and told her that I didn't like to talk about it.
At that point, we changed topics, but little did I know how freaked out she was! She even thought of ditching me when she went to the ladies room. When we emailed the next day, she wanted to confirm that I was indeed joking with her.
Worst date ever- Went out with a big, muscular Rugby player that all the girls were in love with one night. He talked about how wonderful he was all night and how best to shine his trophies. :roll: Left early and never saw him again. (No offence to rugby players by the way, this one was just a really dumb one).
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Adelaide 2003
Adelaide 2006 night 1
Adelaide 2006 night 2
Adelaide 2009
Melbourne 2009
Christchurch NZ 2009
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PJ20 USA 2011 night 1
PJ20 USA 2011 night 2
Adelaide BIG DAY OUT 2014
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:? 8 cats
Scary shit the voice and personality change thing :wtf:
Oh, the bandaids on every finger. Oh, that is so seriously - ewwwww.
I had one more weird date from another guy at the UCLA music library. First date, he asks if I go to church. I say sometimes, I'm raised this southern Methodist girl, of course I go to church sometimes. He says, "I'm a satanist. I worship the devil. I hate my parents and I'm going to kill them one day." Needless to say, last date.
Whoa.... :shock: :?
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
you know what they say...there's someone out there for everyone :problem:
:shock: yep some true freaks out there in the dating world :?
You should have given her something to put in her mouth
Dude, she never stopped loving you.
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gotta find out if it's worth the investment of real cash.
Hey now, I don't need someone to drop a ton of dough, but some things are in poor taste...especially on a first date!
Why,are you not pretty?
how did i know?
That is just plain scary. Scarier than your zombie baby.
Oh how I wish those stat's were wrong :?
http://www.alancross.ca/a-journal-of-mu ... ck-ev.html
http://community.pearljam.com/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=175039
here's mine...I was in a long "dry spell" :roll: ....a friend's gf has someone for me but here's the thing....the girl is a "recovering" alkie, so I can't drink. OK, I can do that. Go to pick up girl....drop dead gorgeous
we leave...go to a casino...have a few more drinks and (not proud of this)...dry spell ends :oops: . I was a pig in those days
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
it takes two to tango....i fail to see the issue.
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
Sounds like a good "slump buster" to me.
My wife was telling me about her medical training, etc. and the topic of her working as a doctor at Juvenile hall came up. I asked her what years she was there. After she answered, I thought for a moment, and then told her that I was in there, but several years before her. I was just trying to be funny, but at the time, she wasn't at all familiar with my dry sense of humor. She asked what I was in for, but I just shook my head, and told her that I didn't like to talk about it.
At that point, we changed topics, but little did I know how freaked out she was! She even thought of ditching me when she went to the ladies room. When we emailed the next day, she wanted to confirm that I was indeed joking with her.
Adelaide 1998
Adelaide 2003
Adelaide 2006 night 1
Adelaide 2006 night 2
Adelaide 2009
Melbourne 2009
Christchurch NZ 2009
Eddie Vedder, Adelaide 2011
PJ20 USA 2011 night 1
PJ20 USA 2011 night 2
Adelaide BIG DAY OUT 2014
i was hoping for new stuff. :x