Zombie Apocalypse: Do You Think You'll Survive?

unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
edited October 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
Looking around the boards, I'm worried about some of you. In fact, considering the band, I'm worried about some of them.

I'll be that Matt survives. And I'm pretty sure Mike could outrun them. But I'm worried about Eddie, Stone and Boom.

Personally, I have a decent supply of water, canned food, dog food and beer, and I intend to hitch up the camper and head somewhere safe. I'm asking for a crossbow for Christmas, hopefully the world won't end before then.

For those of us who make it, we should have a safe rendezvous point. (Don't worry, I'll be careful with the crossbow. I mean, what could possibly go wrong with that?)

Maybe we can designate a meeting point somewhere in the middle of the country. (Not East Troy, WI. The cornfields would make it difficult for us to spot the lurching undead as they approach us.)

Who's with me? Oh, and can one of you please remember to bring a can opener?
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  • Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,192
    Can and Bottle opener...BTW it has already started...

    http://runforyourlives.com/locations/boston-massachusetts/

    :shock:
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    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    what about we meet up at Jeff's ranch in montana....can you swing by and pick me up on the way...i'll bring a can opener
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    81 wrote:
    what about we meet up at Jeff's ranch in montana....can you swing by and pick me up on the way...i'll bring a can opener

    We will need to open this invite to Bruce Campbell as well.
  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    i'll bring the guns and explosives
  • Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,192
    81 wrote:
    what about we meet up at Jeff's ranch in montana....can you swing by and pick me up on the way...i'll bring a can opener

    We will need to open this invite to Bruce Campbell as well.

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    agreed!
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • rival.rival. Posts: 7,775
    forget zombies, i am more worried about the infected!

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  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    What about us Brits??

    I have for some time had a cave in mind that will be easily defended.
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    Claireack wrote:
    What about us Brits??

    I have for some time had a cave in mind that will be easily defended.


    hey buddy....
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  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    81 wrote:
    Claireack wrote:
    What about us Brits??

    I have for some time had a cave in mind that will be easily defended.


    hey buddy....

    You want to come and share my cave??
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    Claireack wrote:
    81 wrote:
    Claireack wrote:
    What about us Brits??

    I have for some time had a cave in mind that will be easily defended.


    hey buddy....

    You want to come and share my cave??


    as long as it's warm and....

    yes.
    81 is now off the air

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  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    81 wrote:
    Claireack wrote:
    81 wrote:


    hey buddy....

    You want to come and share my cave??


    as long as it's warm and....

    yes.

    I will get your bed sorted - bring anti-biotics, iodine and beer :)
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    edited October 2011
    I'm headed to the Florida Keys if a Zombie apocalypse comes.
    Ever see a zombie swim?
    There are bridges and water and islands all over. And fish to eat. :P

    I think i've seen Stone driving a Prius, so he's fucked.
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Invest...

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    Forget the cave, try to find an abandoned prison, a crossbow, and a bicycle. According to the Zombie Survival guide that's the best way to go.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    Invest...

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    Forget the cave, try to find an abandoned prison, a crossbow, and a bicycle. According to the Zombie Survival guide that's the best way to go.



    fuck a bicycle....i'm going big and getting something run them fuckers over with.

    and fuck the prison...i'm heading to a military base...to find the biggest gun possible.
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    Just need to pack the same stuff we had for the Alpine tailgate.
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    I'm stealing a Boat
  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    i might not survive..but i will go out with 1,000 kills under my belt
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    I'm stealing a Boat

    Bad idea, didn't you see the Dawn Of The Dead remake?
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • pjsteelerfanpjsteelerfan Posts: 9,895
    I'm stealing a Boat

    I thought we learned in Dawn of the Dead this does not work?
    ...got a mind full of questions and a teacher in my soul...
  • mfc2006mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,412
    I'll bring chips & salsa :D
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    I'm stealing a Boat

    Bad idea, didn't you see the Dawn Of The Dead remake?

    No, shit, back to the drawing board.
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    I'm stealing a Boat

    Bad idea, didn't you see the Dawn Of The Dead remake?

    No, shit, back to the drawing board.

    And don't take the advice of those saying Military Base either. We learned from Day Of The Dead that's not a good idea either. Because apparently in the event of a zombie apocalypse the soldiers will all lose their shit and might turn crazy on you.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    I'm too slow now... Use me as a decoy...

    The only good thing would be if those flesh eating bastards choke on the stints in my heart...
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  • fuck it.. too many loopholes. I give up.
    Besides, being a Zombie can't be all that bad.
    Free food all over...don't need a job... get to see the countryside...no so bad after all.
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    I AM BRINGING THE TWINKIES!!
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    fuck it.. too many loopholes. I give up.
    Besides, being a Zombie can't be all that bad.
    Free food all over...don't need a job... get to see the countryside...no so bad after all.

    That's the spirit. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

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    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • Ask anyone who knows me... I will be a survivor; I've had my survival plan ready for about 10 years now.

    I'm not called Sian of the Dead for nothing ;)
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • Can and Bottle opener...BTW it has already started...

    http://runforyourlives.com/locations/boston-massachusetts/

    :shock:

    I'm totally signing up for this, thanks for the info :)
  • RiverrunnerRiverrunner Posts: 2,419
    Can and Bottle opener...BTW it has already started...

    http://runforyourlives.com/locations/boston-massachusetts/

    :shock:

    I'm totally signing up for this, thanks for the info :)


    Yeah, me too. Thanks for posting.
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    And don't take the advice of those saying Military Base either. We learned from Day Of The Dead that's not a good idea either. Because apparently in the event of a zombie apocalypse the soldiers will all lose their shit and might turn crazy on you.


    i'll take my chances
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