I find the need to call 911 funny. It's only corn, if you really need to get out then go straight through the walls.
The mazes are often haunted too.
That's what I said. Why were they scared to walk through the corn??? It's not like they were in the middle of the wilderness. In a short time they would have come to the edge of the field. And apparently they were 25 feet from the road and could hear traffic! Wow! I have no sense of direction and get lost easy, but even I could have got out of there without calling 911.
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I find the need to call 911 funny. It's only corn, if you really need to get out then go straight through the walls.
The mazes are often haunted too.
haha... exactly
fuck it... if im scared and pissin myself in a corn maze thing
im goin through the god damn walls of corn. fuck it...
a great number of people aren't survivors
they're like the opposite of
i know my directions well
i think i'd be ok
i was once a blood hound in a former life
that's exactly what my family did last year... busted through to freedom! I felt a little guilty... kinda cheating and all...
It was actually very HOT outside and I had to use the ladies room something fierce. It was a semi-guided corn maze... you had to answer questions to find clues on which way to go. For some reason, my family thought "fitness" would be a good topic to guide us! We had gone around in circles for over an hour and met the same lost people along the way. We kinda looked at where the sun was and knew we would eventually hit a road if we went the opposite way.
NOt going back this year. They have had sick kittens in their 'farm' area for the past 3 years. I can't give them my money... although I will miss their fresh doughnuts.
These people are TOTAL idiots. Last weekend we went to the Richardson corn maze (it's HUGE), after dark, snuck in some delicious concoctions, got pretty hammered, and managed to find our way out no problem. If a bunch of drunken fools can do it, anyone can.
Also, some women thought it would be a great idea to bring one of their babies into the corn maze (it must have been around 11pm) and shushed everyone as they walked by because the baby was sleeping. Seriously??!!! :roll:
I love Richardson, I go there every fall. Usually get tipsy and go during the full moon nights and end up lost in the corn maze till about 2 AM. Good times.
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i'm actually posting from a corn maze. no idea where the fuck i am. i'm sleeping here.
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I'm guessing these clowns are from nyc :P
Here's another corn maze in Oberlin, Ohio.... ( I'm going to try this one )
That's what I said. Why were they scared to walk through the corn??? It's not like they were in the middle of the wilderness. In a short time they would have come to the edge of the field. And apparently they were 25 feet from the road and could hear traffic! Wow! I have no sense of direction and get lost easy, but even I could have got out of there without calling 911.
(I kid, I kid)
fuck it... if im scared and pissin myself in a corn maze thing
im goin through the god damn walls of corn. fuck it...
a great number of people aren't survivors
they're like the opposite of
i know my directions well
i think i'd be ok
i was once a blood hound in a former life
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Count me as not a survivor. If the temperature drops below 60 degrees, my body starts to shut down.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Hell no. Drinking buddy - yes. If it's someplace warm.
Hell no. Drinking buddy - yes. If it's someplace warm.[/quote]
corn grows where it's warm
eyed and you are set...i think.
just a little bit and stuff
temperature...61f
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
that's exactly what my family did last year... busted through to freedom! I felt a little guilty... kinda cheating and all...
It was actually very HOT outside and I had to use the ladies room something fierce. It was a semi-guided corn maze... you had to answer questions to find clues on which way to go. For some reason, my family thought "fitness" would be a good topic to guide us! We had gone around in circles for over an hour and met the same lost people along the way. We kinda looked at where the sun was and knew we would eventually hit a road if we went the opposite way.
NOt going back this year. They have had sick kittens in their 'farm' area for the past 3 years. I can't give them my money... although I will miss their fresh doughnuts.
I love Richardson, I go there every fall. Usually get tipsy and go during the full moon nights and end up lost in the corn maze till about 2 AM. Good times.
Here's our local maze. Transformer theme. Good time with the kids, they had a CSI/Clue game for them to do too.
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