Family Lost in Corn Maze Calls 911
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The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
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...I love getting baked and walking through one of several local corn mazes. Maybe I'll do that this weekend. Thanks for posting!
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
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they are an embarressement to the state of Ohio.
we're lost....shut the fuck up
they have those in cali?
we did one once....took a picture of the map before we went in...we're cheaters.
good times...and the best time is after sunset.
make sure you dont light up too close to those stalks
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
Maybe Malaki was around...
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
who :?:
it just hit me....they couldn't have been from Ohio....
They had to be transplants from some big city....like New York....them peopel are scared of the great out doors. :P
isn't a maze supposed to confuse you and make you feel lost?
isn't that all the fun?
usually thats why you go in them
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
Corn Maze is a good time....
get some hot apple cider...maybe a little popcorn...perhaps if you are hungry a hot dog....
go in.....and GET LOST.....the one we went to, there was a little quiz card that you took to a bunch of spots to get the answer or the question....it's been so long....but anyways...get em all right and you got a candy bar...
adn after you are done in the maze....maybe you take a hay ride....
that's some good clean family fun...unless your a fuckin pussy.
We're going to a haunted hayride/maze next thursday
I'm from a big city but I aint going out like that
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
There are 3 within 45 mintues of here. Good clean family fun by day- post sunset is the most fun.
And PS- OHIO ROCKS THE HELL OUT OF A CORN MAZE! Why you think people gettin lost like that?! Sure sign of a killer maze.
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
Waterville was the town that had the one we went too....ha...took me a minute...
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
that looks like fun..at least until the hair gets caught.
And then she calls 911
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
I have NEVER in my life heard of that.
but apparently, I'm the only one because you all have done it.
Your not supposed to get lost
no kidding....
they are typically a drawing of something. as long as you remember where you went in, and know where you are it, it's pretty easy to figure it out.
the one we went to was a map of Ohio. so...hmm...let me think...we entered the maze around toledo, and we are now in the columbus area....jeeezzz....where do i need to go to get out. fuck.
The mazes are often haunted too.
And no I'm not proud of this at all.
But it was fun at the time.
Also, some women thought it would be a great idea to bring one of their babies into the corn maze (it must have been around 11pm) and shushed everyone as they walked by because the baby was sleeping. Seriously??!!! :roll:
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So true.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Exactly, it's not a stone wall.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Wasn't that the neighbour from 'The Burbs"? lol
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maybe I'll check one out this year....just looked it up...I live near 7 mazes.
- Christopher McCandless
Hey are you making fun of us - Ohioans....
I've gone thru some of those corn mazes - can be a bit tricky... :roll: