Cliches that make you wanna punch the wall

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  • cubBEE_girl
    cubBEE_girl Waiting for next year... Posts: 3,367
    titchinello wrote:
    its not you.. its me
    + 1 Hate that one... :evil:

    also, being a Cubs fan I hate..."wait 'til next year". Really, I have to wait another f*ckin' year...we've been waiting for over 100 years...win already!! :evil:
    I lost a bet...
  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,398
    cute as a button. Since when are buttons cute :?:
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  • nuffingman
    nuffingman Posts: 3,014
    A woman wanted me to come back and see her to discuss the price of a job. She said

    "Let's touch base and discuss cost drivers"

    I didn't know whether to laugh, be sick, punch her or ask what the fuck she was talking about?
  • Monster Rain
    Monster Rain Posts: 1,415
    nuffingman wrote:
    A woman wanted me to come back and see her to discuss the price of a job. She said

    "Let's touch base and discuss cost drivers"

    I didn't know whether to laugh, be sick, punch her or ask what the fuck she was talking about?

    I think she may have been coming on to you.

    I hate "I can't speak to that." Since when do you speak to an issue? They aren't physical beings. You speak about issues, not to them.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    "Wrap my head around it".


    Makes me want to wrap your head around a crowbar. :lol:
  • of.the.girl
    of.the.girl Posts: 10,026
    DS1119 wrote:
    "Wrap my head around it".


    Makes me want to wrap your head around a crowbar. :lol:

    Are we a little feisty today? :lol:
  • morgannspicer
    morgannspicer Posts: 266
    DS1119 wrote:
    "Wrap my head around it".


    Makes me want to wrap your head around a crowbar. :lol:

    Okay this made an audible, uncomfortable laugh out loud at my work desk this morning. I can think of a few that deserve a crowbar to the dome. Made my day though...
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  • Jo
    Jo Posts: 2,098
    " You'll get over it"

    F*#K YOU!!!

    How long did you think I could put up with that sh*t for?
    In the end (26 years) it backfired,
    and I got over it
    so now it is all good :thumbup: :thumbup:
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,953
    Its for charity......
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • MissJam81
    MissJam81 Posts: 1,878
    titchinello wrote:
    not a cliche, but for some reason i can't stand LOL or LMFAO and all that shit.

    I hate it too!!! and there's a effing band called LMFAO!!! They should fuck right off, if you ask me!!! :lol:
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  • MissJam81
    MissJam81 Posts: 1,878
    when people say 'Literally' does my head in!!! ' I literally died!!!' WTF!!
    Wendy Testaburger

    " we're going to take this to some level that people aren't going to forget... and if that means risking your life, we're going to do it!..." EV

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  • mysticweed
    mysticweed Posts: 3,710
    misdickweed wrote:
    i know it's not a cliche but it irritates the pp out of me when people make up words
    like
    flustrated

    and absitively
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • of.the.girl
    of.the.girl Posts: 10,026
    misdickweed wrote:
    misdickweed wrote:
    i know it's not a cliche but it irritates the pp out of me when people make up words
    like
    flustrated

    and absitively

    What about absofuckinlutely?
  • mysticweed
    mysticweed Posts: 3,710
    edited March 2012
    of.the.girl wrote:
    misdickweed wrote:
    misdickweed wrote:
    i know it's not a cliche but it irritates the pp out of me when people make up words
    like
    flustrated

    and absitively

    What about absofuckinlutely?

    no
    that one is ok
    any word with fucking inserted as the middle syllables doesn't count
    Post edited by mysticweed on
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • of.the.girl
    of.the.girl Posts: 10,026
    misdickweed wrote:
    of.the.girl wrote:

    What about absofuckinlutely?

    no
    that one is ok
    any word with fucking inserted as the middle syllable doesn't count

    :lol::lol:
  • morgannspicer
    morgannspicer Posts: 266
    misdickweed wrote:
    no
    that one is ok
    any word with fucking inserted as the middle syllable doesn't count

    Agreed.
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  • javis el errante
    javis el errante Buenos Aires Posts: 6,145
    Lizard wrote:
    "No offense but............"

    I hate that, people use that expresion because they are about to say something offensive, otherwise, no need for an apology, and they also use as if it were a discourse marker, and apply a special intonation, come on!!! and if you are about to say something with an apology, don't say nothing at all!!!
    RKCNDY wrote:
    "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth"

    are you calling me a horse if I give you a gift? :x
    why would I want to look at a horse's mouth? :?

    I think it's because you can check the health of a horse by the mouth, but I agree with you, shitty presents should be throw at back to the person who gives them...
    PillowPants wrote:
    i work with this homely mess of a woman

    she answers the phone and says "what can i do you for?"

    and she isn't even asking for money!!!!
    ... I am not in the business of being liked anymore ...

  • javis el errante
    javis el errante Buenos Aires Posts: 6,145
    Davidtrios wrote:
    the word 'bump'

    I only use this word here and for that sole purpose, English is not my language...
    titchinello wrote:
    its not you.. its me

    I hate this one... and of course it's you, why would it be me? get your shit together for heaven's sake :P

    staceycurci@yahoo.com wrote:
    smile (Im not going to walk around all day at work smiling so stop telling me to)

    why do we have to smile all the time? I am entitled to be serious, or gloomy or whatever, if I'm gloomy it's because I earned it... I'm not Pheobe Buffay!!!!
    ... I am not in the business of being liked anymore ...

  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    I absolutely HATE IT when people who don't really know what they're talking about use buzz words or big language just to make themselves look important and knowledgeable.

    I'm looking at you bosslady!
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  • of.the.girl
    of.the.girl Posts: 10,026
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I absolutely HATE IT when people who don't really know what they're talking about use buzz words or big language just to make themselves look important and knowledgeable.

    I'm looking at you bosslady!


    I know a few folks like that. Pisses me right off. :evil:

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