[Stupid office humor] Elevator over/under

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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    i love elevator humor...

    hopped on the train down....some dude phone rings....


    i tell him, if it's for me, i'm not here.
    81 is now off the air

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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    81 wrote:
    i love elevator humor...

    hopped on the train down....some dude phone rings....


    i tell him, if it's for me, i'm not here.


    That's pretty good. I'm going to steal that.
  • FrankieG
    FrankieG Abingdon MD Posts: 9,100
    81 wrote:
    i love elevator humor...

    hopped on the train down....some dude phone rings....


    i tell him, if it's for me, i'm not here.

    :lol: That cracked me up :lol:
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Today's the day. DO it. :corn:
  • hgpjam11
    hgpjam11 Posts: 1,328
    You know what tomorrow is... :corn:
    I win.
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    hgpjam11 wrote:
    You know what tomorrow is... :corn:
    I'm going with friday
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    81 wrote:
    hgpjam11 wrote:
    You know what tomorrow is... :corn:
    I'm going with friday


    There's hundreds of thousands if not millions of members who depend on you for a little Friday humor. Don't stiff them again. Do it for the kids man...the kids man.
  • hgpjam11
    hgpjam11 Posts: 1,328
    81 wrote:
    hgpjam11 wrote:
    You know what tomorrow is... :corn:
    I'm going with ELEVATOR RIDING DAY

    exACTly what I thought.
    I win.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I hope he doesn't disappoint today. :corn:


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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    back by popular demand....

    it's the elevator game....

    place your bets now.
    81 is now off the air

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  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    81 wrote:
    back by popular demand....

    it's the elevator game....

    place your bets now.

    Just tweeted DS to get his bet.
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    a full ride up

    a full ride down

    game over
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  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    That doesn't count, there were no bets placed :(
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    the house isn't responsible for people getting their bets in on time.
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  • hgpjam11
    hgpjam11 Posts: 1,328
    Damnit man. I missed it. Now I'll have to go try in my office. Only there are only two floors, and there's no one here. Back to drinking.
    I win.
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    hgpjam11 wrote:
    Damnit man. I missed it. Now I'll have to go try in my office. Only there are only two floors, and there's no one here. Back to drinking.

    in fairness, it's a pretty dumb game. :lol:


    i got bored after the single round trip and just got off next time i hit my floor
    81 is now off the air

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  • hgpjam11
    hgpjam11 Posts: 1,328
    81 wrote:
    in fairness, it's a pretty dumb game. :lol:

    So is Twister, but we still love it.
    I win.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    81 wrote:
    hgpjam11 wrote:
    Damnit man. I missed it. Now I'll have to go try in my office. Only there are only two floors, and there's no one here. Back to drinking.

    in fairness, it's a pretty dumb game. :lol:


    i got bored after the single round trip and just got off next time i hit my floor


    #curmudgeon
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Killing time

    11 hotel floors

    Place your bets
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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    How nice is said hotel?

    1 trip down...4 floors up, but then the people thought it was a 'down' elevator and get on to ride anyway.
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