After googling I realized the facial shit I used wasn't really that expensive after all. It was some mint julip concoction from Queen Helene and it felt awesome though. Where my confusion came in was I was thinking about the shampoos and shit like that she uses. Ladies...do you really need a 35 dollar bottle of shampoo? I use Suave, it's 97 cents and if something else comes out cheaper I would buy that.
She's gonna kill you when she finds out you used that to clean off your entire man hide. She probably only uses the recommended pea-sized dollop for her face.
I'd kill you. But then, I have a fear of committment so I do not share shampoos and toiletries with Mr. Unlost. At least, I don't think I share them... :think: now after your post, I'm going to have to draw a hidden line on the bottles to make sure he's not using my $3.99 Dove products.
She's gonna kill you when she finds out you used that to clean off your entire man hide. She probably only uses the recommended pea-sized dollop for her face.
one morning, i was still half-asleep...my eyes were barely open. turned the shower on & grabbed the first blurry bottle i saw. it was my wife's...and it was expensive. she was a little annoyed with me...but i sure smelled great!
She's gonna kill you when she finds out you used that to clean off your entire man hide. She probably only uses the recommended pea-sized dollop for her face.
one morning, i was still half-asleep...my eyes were barely open. turned the shower on & grabbed the first blurry bottle i saw. it was my wife's...and it was expensive. she was a little annoyed with me...but i sure smelled great!
She's gonna kill you when she finds out you used that to clean off your entire man hide. She probably only uses the recommended pea-sized dollop for her face.
I'd kill you. But then, I have a fear of committment so I do not share shampoos and toiletries with Mr. Unlost. At least, I don't think I share them... :think: now after your post, I'm going to have to draw a hidden line on the bottles to make sure he's not using my $3.99 Dove products.
:evil:
I'm hoping she never finds out but I think I may make it a weekly ritual. All the guys out there I highly recommend trying this. Fanfuckintastic is all I can say!
I'm hoping she never finds out but I think I may make it a weekly ritual. All the guys out there I highly recommend trying this. Fanfuckintastic is all I can say!
Don't use it too much or she will start to get suspicious and also wonder why you smell like her soap.
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this bottle ran empty weeks ago. been using dial bar soap the last month or so.
also i use this shampoo after swimming to remove chlorine, then apply a regular shampoo/conditioner after that
i sound like a female, yes/no?
you really wanna feel badass?
baby oil your entire being while damp from showering
(years ago i had a hygeine thread for men, i think Kat & Sea deleted it due to scrubbing balls or something)
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Also it takes someone extremely comfortable with themself to admit to this type of behavior...hats off to you!
Hide the good stuff.
I'd kill you. But then, I have a fear of committment so I do not share shampoos and toiletries with Mr. Unlost. At least, I don't think I share them... :think: now after your post, I'm going to have to draw a hidden line on the bottles to make sure he's not using my $3.99 Dove products.
:evil:
one morning, i was still half-asleep...my eyes were barely open. turned the shower on & grabbed the first blurry bottle i saw. it was my wife's...and it was expensive. she was a little annoyed with me...but i sure smelled great!
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You're so pretty...
aww, thanks!
www.cluthelee.com
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I'm hoping she never finds out but I think I may make it a weekly ritual. All the guys out there I highly recommend trying this. Fanfuckintastic is all I can say!
Don't use it too much or she will start to get suspicious and also wonder why you smell like her soap.