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The best shower ever...

DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
edited September 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
I just took the best shower of my life. While standing under the showerhead I noticed some facial wash/scrub/girl bullshit that my fiance had me buy her (fairly expensive I might add since I buy the cheapest soap and shampoo for myself) and decided to wash my entire body with it. It was fanfuckintastic. Worth every penny! :D

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Facial cleanser was not really expensive after all but it was still fanfuckintastic! :D
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    :shh:
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  • m0jorisenm0jorisen Posts: 516
    edited September 2011
    christ where were you rubbing it
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    soap can be a real whore
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

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  • 12345AGNST112345AGNST1 Posts: 4,906
    so you jerked off with your fiancés bath soap?
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    now you smell like a girl?
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  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    12345AGNST1 wrote:
    so you jerked off with your fiancés bath soap?
    :lol:
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    12345AGNST1 wrote:
    so you jerked off with your fiancés bath soap?


    less chafing
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    12345AGNST1 wrote:
    so you jerked off with your fiancés bath soap?
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    RKCNDY wrote:
    now you smell like a girl?

    Just certain parts
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  • thefixer9thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    12345AGNST1 wrote:
    so you jerked off with your fiancés bath soap?


    Jesus Christ man it was a facial soap. It had all this grit and shit in it. Would have not been a pleasurable experience at all.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    RKCNDY wrote:
    now you smell like a girl?


    I'm ok with that. :thumbup:
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    kinda curious to find out what kind of finefuckintastic scrub is...(as if I need any more frilly soap to add to my collection)
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  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    Sounds like he is talking about St. Ives Apricot Scrub.
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    voidofman wrote:
    Sounds like he is talking about St. Ives Apricot Scrub.

    St. Ives is cheap shit.

    I'm thinking Crabtree & Evelyn or L'Occitaine
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    RKCNDY wrote:
    kinda curious to find out what kind of finefuckintastic scrub is...(as if I need any more frilly soap to add to my collection)


    I'll have to find out tomorrow. The bedroom is closed and it would be suspicious if I just went in there to find the name of the soap. But it was awesome!!! :lol:
  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    DS1119 wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    kinda curious to find out what kind of finefuckintastic scrub is...(as if I need any more frilly soap to add to my collection)


    I'll have to find out tomorrow. The bedroom is closed and it would be suspicious if I just went in there to find the name of the soap. But it was awesome!!! :lol:
    Pretend you're taking a piss or something. :lol:
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    DS1119 wrote:
    12345AGNST1 wrote:
    so you jerked off with your fiancés bath soap?


    Jesus Christ man it was a facial soap. It had all this grit and shit in it. Would have not been a pleasurable experience at all.


    I am guessing that would have felt like a bucket of sand :lol::lol::lol:
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  • 12345AGNST112345AGNST1 Posts: 4,906
    DS1119 wrote:
    12345AGNST1 wrote:
    so you jerked off with your fiancés bath soap?


    Jesus Christ man it was a facial soap. It had all this grit and shit in it. Would have not been a pleasurable experience at all.

    :lol:
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    DS1119 wrote:
    12345AGNST1 wrote:
    so you jerked off with your fiancés bath soap?


    Jesus Christ man it was a facial soap. It had all this grit and shit in it. Would have not been a pleasurable experience at all.


    some people like it a little rough......
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    voidofman wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    kinda curious to find out what kind of finefuckintastic scrub is...(as if I need any more frilly soap to add to my collection)


    I'll have to find out tomorrow. The bedroom is closed and it would be suspicious if I just went in there to find the name of the soap. But it was awesome!!! :lol:
    Pretend you're taking a piss or something. :lol:


    I can't. Normally if I take a leak while I'm out here talking to the fuckers on this board I go in the other bathroom...the one where the whole toothbrush thing happened a couple of weeks ago. :lol::lol:
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    81 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    12345AGNST1 wrote:
    so you jerked off with your fiancés bath soap?


    Jesus Christ man it was a facial soap. It had all this grit and shit in it. Would have not been a pleasurable experience at all.


    some people like it a little rough......


    :lol: Point taken...but not like that. :lol:
  • prljamgirlprljamgirl Edmonton, AB Posts: 602
    DS1119 wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    kinda curious to find out what kind of finefuckintastic scrub is...(as if I need any more frilly soap to add to my collection)


    I'll have to find out tomorrow. The bedroom is closed and it would be suspicious if I just went in there to find the name of the soap. But it was awesome!!! :lol:

    I too am curious as to the name of this fanfuckintastic scrub.....
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Any urea in it?
  • faceinthecloudsfaceintheclouds Posts: 1,739
    12345AGNST1 wrote:
    so you jerked off with your fiancés bath soap?
    :D and a good ol clean up with her luffa sponge. ;)
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  • JaneNYJaneNY Posts: 4,438
    I bet it was something from Lush. Maybe your girlfriend is less observant - I'll notice if people use my things! (Lush makes an awesome line for men though too.
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