Unlost,tell me a donkey doing peyote on a boat story....

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  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    afroannnie wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:

    Next weekend is looking better and better.

    Throw RCKNDY into the mix, and we've got ourselves the Charlie's Angels of awkward situations.

    I call being the Sexy One. You guys can fight over who is the Smart One and who is the Athletic One.

    Well..I consider walking up the stairs at my house as "exercise", so i guess I'll be the smart one :D

    No problem. I'll PM RCKNDY and ask her to pack her velour track suit.
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  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,935
    unlost dogs wrote:
    afroannnie wrote:
    "I once got gonorrhea from riding a tractor in my bathing suit. That's what my boyfriend said." :lol:

    Afroannie, if you behave yourself next weekend, I might tell you the donkey story.
    Tijuana hasn't been the same since.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    unlost dogs wrote:
    afroannnie wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:

    Next weekend is looking better and better.

    Throw RCKNDY into the mix, and we've got ourselves the Charlie's Angels of awkward situations.

    I call being the Sexy One. You guys can fight over who is the Smart One and who is the Athletic One.

    Well..I consider walking up the stairs at my house as "exercise", so i guess I'll be the smart one :D

    No problem. I'll PM RCKNDY and ask her to pack her velour track suit.

    :evil:
    who told you I had velvet pajamas?

    and I cannot be the athletic one...I smashed my knee last weekend, because I'm so coordinated...remember?
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  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,935
    Then lets just revamp Charlie's Angels for Wisconsin...
    instead of sexy, smart and athletic, you ladies can be clumsy, quirky and outlandish.

    (I vote the cockroach propeller lady gets to be the outlandish one)
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Poncier wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    afroannnie wrote:
    "I once got gonorrhea from riding a tractor in my bathing suit. That's what my boyfriend said." :lol:

    Afroannie, if you behave yourself next weekend, I might tell you the donkey story.
    Tijuana hasn't been the same since.

    :lol::lol:
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,818
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Poncier wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Afroannie, if you behave yourself next weekend, I might tell you the donkey story.
    Tijuana hasn't been the same since.

    :lol::lol:
    inquiring minds want to know.



    ok, maybe not inquiring minds, but trainwreck watchers for sure.... :mrgreen:
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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    mickeyrat wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Poncier wrote:

    Tijuana hasn't been the same since.

    :lol::lol:
    inquiring minds want to know.



    ok, maybe not inquiring minds, but trainwreck watchers for sure.... :mrgreen:


    Tijuana is famous for "donkey shows". Mr Poncier is speculating this is a story stemming from a Peyote laced bus trip to Mexico. We are all anxiously awaiting the truth from UD.
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,935
    Dissidentman wrote:
    mickeyrat wrote:
    inquiring minds want to know.



    ok, maybe not inquiring minds, but trainwreck watchers for sure.... :mrgreen:


    Tijuana is famous for "donkey shows". Mr Poncier is speculating this is a story stemming from a Peyote laced bus trip to Mexico. We are all anxiously awaiting the truth from UD.
    What speculation, I was driving the bus.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,818
    Dissidentman wrote:
    "mickeyrat wrote:
    inquiring minds want to know.



    ok, maybe not inquiring minds, but trainwreck watchers for sure.... :mrgreen:


    Tijuana is famous for "donkey shows". Mr Poncier is speculating this is a story stemming from a Peyote laced bus trip to Mexico. We are all anxiously awaiting the truth from UD.
    [/quote][/quote]
    Right , I've been a drunken sailor in TJ. Although I never saw this "show" I did get propositioned by a transvetite hooker though.Adams apple bigger than muine. Seemed to get offended when I grabbed "her" crotch to check!!! Almost missed a plane to meet the ship because of TJ!!!!



    Make with the donkey story Unlost!!!!
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Poncier wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    mickeyrat wrote:
    inquiring minds want to know.



    ok, maybe not inquiring minds, but trainwreck watchers for sure.... :mrgreen:


    Tijuana is famous for "donkey shows". Mr Poncier is speculating this is a story stemming from a Peyote laced bus trip to Mexico. We are all anxiously awaiting the truth from UD.
    What speculation, I was driving the bus.

    I hate that you were fired for not wearing pants. Well, it was the 80's after all...
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,935
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Poncier wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:

    Tijuana is famous for "donkey shows". Mr Poncier is speculating this is a story stemming from a Peyote laced bus trip to Mexico. We are all anxiously awaiting the truth from UD.
    What speculation, I was driving the bus.

    I hate that you were fired for not wearing pants. Well, it was the 80's after all...
    I know...I mean I was wearing my mesh shirt and neon hi tops, what more did they want.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Poncier wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Poncier wrote:

    I hate that you were fired for not wearing pants. Well, it was the 80's after all...
    I know...I mean I was wearing my mesh shirt and neon hi tops, what more did they want.

    Don't forget your prize trucker hat:

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  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,935
    busdriver.jpg

    You can see unlost just over my shoulder getting herself mentally prepared for "El Burro Muy Grande".
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Poncier wrote:
    busdriver.jpg

    You can see unlost just over my shoulder getting herself mentally prepared for "El Burro Muy Grande".


    :D
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,818
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Poncier wrote:
    busdriver.jpg

    You can see unlost just over my shoulder getting herself mentally prepared for "El Burro Muy Grande".


    :D
    I thought that guy died?

    Does this mean elvis is alive too?
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Poncier wrote:
    busdriver.jpg

    You can see unlost just over my shoulder getting herself mentally prepared for "El Burro Muy Grande".

    That was a great bus...

    clown_pollitobus.jpg

    Ok Unlost, time for the story.
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,935
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Poncier wrote:
    busdriver.jpg

    You can see unlost just over my shoulder getting herself mentally prepared for "El Burro Muy Grande".

    That was a great bus...

    clown_pollitobus.jpg

    Ok Unlost, time for the story.
    And your makeup was smashing that day..sorry we ran out of seats...very popular attraction.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    You people are pure evil!

    1. I have never been to Mexico
    ii: I know better to go anywhere in a vehicle driven by Poncier (it's a document fact that large pet birds are responsible for 74% of all traffic accidents)
    c) I never ride in the back of a bus due to my carsickness :sick:

    Okay, the donkey story starts with me, age 12, on a summer visit to Ireland.

    Setting: My uncle's farm on a hill overlooking the Aran Islands.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Poncier wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Poncier wrote:
    busdriver.jpg

    You can see unlost just over my shoulder getting herself mentally prepared for "El Burro Muy Grande".

    That was a great bus...

    clown_pollitobus.jpg

    Ok Unlost, time for the story.
    And your makeup was smashing that day..sorry we ran out of seats...very popular attraction.

    That's sweet of you to say. I still have the gift you gave me to put in the worlds smallest luggage there on my belt.
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    unlost dogs wrote:
    You people are pure evil!

    1. I have never been to Mexico
    ii: I know better to go anywhere in a vehicle driven by Poncier (it's a document fact that large pet birds are responsible for 74% of all traffic accidents)
    c) I never ride in the back of a bus due to my carsickness :sick:

    Okay, the donkey story starts with me, age 12, on a summer visit to Ireland.

    Setting: My uncle's farm on a hill overlooking the Aran Islands.

    Perhaps this story is worse than anyone imagined...

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