So I locked myself out . .
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the only thing worth stealing in my house is my benaroyal hall set!So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me0 -
Tell them to invest in a Garage Door opener and give you the passwordMy drinking team has a hockey problem
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
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81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276Phantom Pain wrote:Tell them to invest in a Garage Door opener and give you the password
what a pos those are. i have one, set the code, and than it would open the garage door regardless of what code you punchced in. :roll:81 is now off the air0 -
81 wrote:Phantom Pain wrote:Tell them to invest in a Garage Door opener and give you the password
what a pos those are. i have one, set the code, and than it would open the garage door regardless of what code you punchced in. :roll:
wow
I never tried on mine
I did just figure out you only have to hit <enter> when closing it and not put in the pass codeMy drinking team has a hockey problem
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
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81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276it came with the house, so who the fuck knows what they did.
needless to say, it's been sitting on my bench collecting dust.
if i got locked out, i'd just wait for the gf to come home.....or bust a small window.81 is now off the air0 -
I locked myself out once, my parent was on vacation, Mr. RK was with me, I collected what we needed for the day. I locked up the house, and went to start the car...ummmmmm......where are the keys? (at this point in my life I was trying to go without a purse) the keys are next to my wallet and cell phone and are on the computer desk.
I tried using the garage door opener, but Mr. RK was playing with the garage door opener earlier and accidentally set it to the "only open from the inside" :x
I took the phone book from my car, this was all before smart phones-back then your phone did one thing...make a call. Looked up a locksmith, and called the guy who lived down the street.
He had problems unlocking the front door, it was the same kind that is 'always unlocked from the inside' but can be locked on the outside. $80 dollars later I got my keys and wallet, and stuffed them into a purse.
I've always carried a purse since then.The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
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81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276hehe....always use the garage when leaving, or once after the gf locked me out, i always check the front door to see if it is unlocked before closing it.81 is now off the air0
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good thing it isn't winter
you coulda been up to your fanny in snow and icefor poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
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lolRon: I just don't feel like going out tonight
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81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276chadwick wrote:good thing it isn't winter
you coulda been up to your fanny in snow and ice
what a storm that was last night...the snow came all the way up to my camel toe81 is now off the air0 -
81 wrote:it came with the house, so who the fuck knows what they did.
needless to say, it's been sitting on my bench collecting dust.
if i got locked out, i'd just wait for the gf to come home.....or bust a small window.
little Zach man can pick a lock. he picks his dad's bedroom door in under 5 seconds.
he's funny.
pick pick pick..."done" he shoutsfor poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce0 -
Ok, so I'm finally ready to admit it, I locked myself out again later on that same day.
This time I was on my phone and I texted my sister and she told me where a spare key was.
She could have told me that BEFORE I ever locked myself out, but I guess she just didn't think about it.
anyway, I just had lunch with her and she got me a FABULOUS Phillies hoodie for watching her doggies.
SO WORTH IT.Don't come closer or I'll have to go0 -
PureandEasy wrote:Ok, so I'm finally ready to admit it, I locked myself out again later on that same day.
This time I was on my phone and I texted my sister and she told me where a spare key was.
She could have told me that BEFORE I ever locked myself out, but I guess she just didn't think about it.
anyway, I just had lunch with her and she got me a FABULOUS Phillies hoodie for watching her doggies.
SO WORTH IT.
Are you having blonde moments ?
I dont think I have locked myself out of the house in yearsMy drinking team has a hockey problem
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
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I am not laughing AT you.
Really. I'm not!So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
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This time I had a legitimate reason, sort of.
One of my sister’s dogs has bitten two of the lawn service people, so they were adamant about my not letting the dogs out back while they were there. With all the rain we had, I didn’t even think they would come that day.
I was on the phone with a friend who was coming over but got lost. I couldn’t hear her very well and then the dogs went BALLISTIC, running all over the house and barking up a storm. I saw that the lawn people were here.
Well I couldn’t hear anything, so making sure I didn’t let them out back, I walked out the front door again so I could hear my friend on the phone.
I got about three feet outside and proceeded again with FUCK ME, FUCK ME, FUCK ME.
The poor guys tending the lawn must have thought I was a nut case.Don't come closer or I'll have to go0 -
PureandEasy wrote:This time I had a legitimate reason, sort of.
One of my sister’s dogs has bitten two of the lawn service people, so they were adamant about my not letting the dogs out back while they were there. With all the rain we had, I didn’t even think they would come that day.
I was on the phone with a friend who was coming over but got lost. I couldn’t hear her very well and then the dogs went BALLISTIC, running all over the house and barking up a storm. I saw that the lawn people were here.
Well I couldn’t hear anything, so making sure I didn’t let them out back, I walked out the front door again so I could hear my friend on the phone.
I got about three feet outside and proceeded again with FUCK ME, FUCK ME, FUCK ME.
The poor guys tending the lawn must have thought I was a nut case.
Okay, now it's starting to sound like an Unlost story.
And you know what?
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81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276PureandEasy wrote:This time I had a legitimate reason, sort of.
One of my sister’s dogs has bitten two of the lawn service people, so they were adamant about my not letting the dogs out back while they were there. With all the rain we had, I didn’t even think they would come that day.
I was on the phone with a friend who was coming over but got lost. I couldn’t hear her very well and then the dogs went BALLISTIC, running all over the house and barking up a storm. I saw that the lawn people were here.
Well I couldn’t hear anything, so making sure I didn’t let them out back, I walked out the front door again so I could hear my friend on the phone.
I got about three feet outside and proceeded again with FUCK ME, FUCK ME, FUCK ME.
The poor guys tending the lawn must have thought I was a nut case.
again
soooo....
what cha wearing81 is now off the air0 -
actually, I had my bathing suit on, but luckily I had my coverall in the kitchen and put that on once I saw the lawn people were there.Don't come closer or I'll have to go0
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