So I locked myself out . .

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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Lizard wrote:
    tell your sister to hide a key somewhere!!! I tie one to a bush outside--very well hidden.
    :D

    have fun tonite!


    i know where to look now. :lol:
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  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    :lol:
    the only thing worth stealing in my house is my benaroyal hall set!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Tell them to invest in a Garage Door opener and give you the password

    ;)
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Tell them to invest in a Garage Door opener and give you the password

    ;)


    what a pos those are. i have one, set the code, and than it would open the garage door regardless of what code you punchced in. :roll:
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    81 wrote:
    Tell them to invest in a Garage Door opener and give you the password

    ;)


    what a pos those are. i have one, set the code, and than it would open the garage door regardless of what code you punchced in. :roll:

    wow

    I never tried on mine

    I did just figure out you only have to hit <enter> when closing it and not put in the pass code

    :lol:
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    it came with the house, so who the fuck knows what they did. :lol:

    needless to say, it's been sitting on my bench collecting dust.

    if i got locked out, i'd just wait for the gf to come home.....or bust a small window. :lol:
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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    I locked myself out once, my parent was on vacation, Mr. RK was with me, I collected what we needed for the day. I locked up the house, and went to start the car...ummmmmm......where are the keys? (at this point in my life I was trying to go without a purse) the keys are next to my wallet and cell phone and are on the computer desk.

    I tried using the garage door opener, but Mr. RK was playing with the garage door opener earlier and accidentally set it to the "only open from the inside" :x

    I took the phone book from my car, this was all before smart phones-back then your phone did one thing...make a call. Looked up a locksmith, and called the guy who lived down the street.

    He had problems unlocking the front door, it was the same kind that is 'always unlocked from the inside' but can be locked on the outside. $80 dollars later I got my keys and wallet, and stuffed them into a purse.

    I've always carried a purse since then.
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    hehe....always use the garage when leaving, or once after the gf locked me out, i always check the front door to see if it is unlocked before closing it.
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    good thing it isn't winter
    you coulda been up to your fanny in snow and ice
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Gary Carter
    Gary Carter Posts: 14,077
    lol
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    chadwick wrote:
    good thing it isn't winter
    you coulda been up to your fanny in snow and ice


    what a storm that was last night...the snow came all the way up to my camel toe
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    81 wrote:
    it came with the house, so who the fuck knows what they did. :lol:

    needless to say, it's been sitting on my bench collecting dust.

    if i got locked out, i'd just wait for the gf to come home.....or bust a small window. :lol:
    break the small window, exactly what i'd do. except i'd have to break a bigger window to get through unless i had a kid crawl through for me, which is what my brother has his kids for, breaking and entering his house.

    little Zach man can pick a lock. he picks his dad's bedroom door in under 5 seconds.
    he's funny.
    pick pick pick..."done" he shouts
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • PureandEasy
    PureandEasy Posts: 5,818
    Ok, so I'm finally ready to admit it, I locked myself out again later on that same day. :lol:

    This time I was on my phone and I texted my sister and she told me where a spare key was.

    She could have told me that BEFORE I ever locked myself out, but I guess she just didn't think about it.

    anyway, I just had lunch with her and she got me a FABULOUS Phillies hoodie for watching her doggies.

    SO WORTH IT. :D
    Don't come closer or I'll have to go
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Ok, so I'm finally ready to admit it, I locked myself out again later on that same day. :lol:

    This time I was on my phone and I texted my sister and she told me where a spare key was.

    She could have told me that BEFORE I ever locked myself out, but I guess she just didn't think about it.

    anyway, I just had lunch with her and she got me a FABULOUS Phillies hoodie for watching her doggies.

    SO WORTH IT. :D

    Are you having blonde moments ?

    :lol:

    I dont think I have locked myself out of the house in years
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    I am not laughing AT you.

    Really. I'm not! :D
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • PureandEasy
    PureandEasy Posts: 5,818
    This time I had a legitimate reason, sort of. :D

    One of my sister’s dogs has bitten two of the lawn service people, so they were adamant about my not letting the dogs out back while they were there. With all the rain we had, I didn’t even think they would come that day.

    I was on the phone with a friend who was coming over but got lost. I couldn’t hear her very well and then the dogs went BALLISTIC, running all over the house and barking up a storm. I saw that the lawn people were here.

    Well I couldn’t hear anything, so making sure I didn’t let them out back, I walked out the front door again so I could hear my friend on the phone.

    I got about three feet outside and proceeded again with FUCK ME, FUCK ME, FUCK ME.

    The poor guys tending the lawn must have thought I was a nut case. :lol:
    Don't come closer or I'll have to go
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    This time I had a legitimate reason, sort of. :D

    One of my sister’s dogs has bitten two of the lawn service people, so they were adamant about my not letting the dogs out back while they were there. With all the rain we had, I didn’t even think they would come that day.

    I was on the phone with a friend who was coming over but got lost. I couldn’t hear her very well and then the dogs went BALLISTIC, running all over the house and barking up a storm. I saw that the lawn people were here.

    Well I couldn’t hear anything, so making sure I didn’t let them out back, I walked out the front door again so I could hear my friend on the phone.

    I got about three feet outside and proceeded again with FUCK ME, FUCK ME, FUCK ME.

    The poor guys tending the lawn must have thought I was a nut case. :lol:

    Okay, now it's starting to sound like an Unlost story.

    And you know what?

    It's nice for a change, being a reader and not the narrator.

    :lol:
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    This time I had a legitimate reason, sort of. :D

    One of my sister’s dogs has bitten two of the lawn service people, so they were adamant about my not letting the dogs out back while they were there. With all the rain we had, I didn’t even think they would come that day.

    I was on the phone with a friend who was coming over but got lost. I couldn’t hear her very well and then the dogs went BALLISTIC, running all over the house and barking up a storm. I saw that the lawn people were here.

    Well I couldn’t hear anything, so making sure I didn’t let them out back, I walked out the front door again so I could hear my friend on the phone.

    I got about three feet outside and proceeded again with FUCK ME, FUCK ME, FUCK ME.

    The poor guys tending the lawn must have thought I was a nut case. :lol:


    again

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:


    soooo....

    what cha wearing
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  • PureandEasy
    PureandEasy Posts: 5,818
    actually, I had my bathing suit on, but luckily I had my coverall in the kitchen and put that on once I saw the lawn people were there.
    Don't come closer or I'll have to go
  • It happened cause you're a phillies fan :lol:

    You getting that Quadrophenia box set?