So I locked myself out . .
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I'm house sitting at my sisters. I have some friends coming over later so I figured I'd make something in the crock pot and all we would need to do is cook some Jersey corn and we'd bet set for dinner. So I get up and put some carrots and roast in the crock pot and put some potatoes on the stove to boil. I go out back with the dogs, come back in, and decide to go grab the newspaper in the driveway. It was about 8:30 this morning. I grab the paper, turn around and see the front door shut, and I say, please tell me I didn't shut that all the way.
FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, it's locked. I go to the fence gait, go in hoping that I left the sliding glass doors open when I went out this morning.
FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK ME. I had no shoes, no phone, no cigarettes, Phillies t-shirt and shorts on. FUCK ME.
AND I HAD SOMETHING ON THE STOVE!!!
I go to the neighbor's house (who have no idea who I am) and after two doorbell rings, the woman looks out at me through a window and I yell, I'm staying at Lisa and Danny's and I locked myself out. Can I use your phone. She said, go around to the fence, I'll hand it to you, which is smart I guess in case I was trying to rob them or something.
Luckily, my parents live close and they have a spare AND THEY WERE HOME.
Needless to say, I'm going to be more careful in the future.
and I'm probably going to get very drunk today.
My nerves.
Enjoy your day everyone, I'm going to go make myself a stiff drink.
FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, it's locked. I go to the fence gait, go in hoping that I left the sliding glass doors open when I went out this morning.
FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK ME. I had no shoes, no phone, no cigarettes, Phillies t-shirt and shorts on. FUCK ME.
AND I HAD SOMETHING ON THE STOVE!!!
I go to the neighbor's house (who have no idea who I am) and after two doorbell rings, the woman looks out at me through a window and I yell, I'm staying at Lisa and Danny's and I locked myself out. Can I use your phone. She said, go around to the fence, I'll hand it to you, which is smart I guess in case I was trying to rob them or something.
Luckily, my parents live close and they have a spare AND THEY WERE HOME.
Needless to say, I'm going to be more careful in the future.
and I'm probably going to get very drunk today.
My nerves.
Enjoy your day everyone, I'm going to go make myself a stiff drink.
Don't come closer or I'll have to go
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Hope it ends better!!!
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
how on earth did you survive?!?!
It's Philly. Just take a deep breath.
It is always possible.
Thank god my folks were home or otherwise I would have had to call the fire department.
I'm sure my sister would have loved that, oh yeah, they had to break through your window
I was leaving for work the other day, and just as I locked my door, it occurred to me that I didnt really want to go to work, so I thought about actually locking myself out of the house, calling into work, and heading to the bar.
hey ohhhhhhh
barely, when I said Phillies t-shirt and shorts, that's ALL I had on
and I'm what one would consider uh . . . let's just say I haven't been flat chested since 4th grade
this story gets better and better :P
heyyyy ohhh!!!!!!!!!!
this thread is useless w/ out................
are we friends on fb?
yea jason arrived
Crap crap crap
And luckily, when my dad got here, he just laughed and said it happens.
I think I'm still shaking. Either that or I made a really strong drink.
I love vodka
an 81, I was thinking, does this top an Unlost story?
At least mine wasn't in a huge vessel barreling down a highway.
if it had been an unlost story none of the neighbors would have been around and she would have had to walk to the parochial school down the street to make a call
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
you must have been dotting the I's in the word Phillies then
I had just moved into my new townhouse and was showing a buddy of mine around the little courtyard outside of my place. What I didn't know was that if you locked the lock from the inside (not the dead bolt) that the door would still open from the inside, but not from the outside. This was my first weekend in my new place. I was barefoot, with no keys and no phone. The only reason why I even knew where my landlord loved was because I dropped off the rent that morning. So, my friend drove me up to my landlord's house and they gave me a spare key. What a great night! Felt like a moron, to say the least
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Yeah, well, again, not my biggest concern.
Now the whole house smells like a pot roast, which is probably why I'm having trouble getting the dogs to come out by the pool with me.
Looking forward to hanging by the pool, having a nice dinner and watching the Phils and Dbacks game tonight. Hopefully, the outcome will be better than last night.
I'm out of here, unless of course, I lose one of my sisters very expensive dogs
They're both hypoallergenic dogs and quite expensive.
Wish me luck!
later . . .
have fun tonite!
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
i know where to look now.
the only thing worth stealing in my house is my benaroyal hall set!
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
what a pos those are. i have one, set the code, and than it would open the garage door regardless of what code you punchced in. :roll:
wow
I never tried on mine
I did just figure out you only have to hit <enter> when closing it and not put in the pass code
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
needless to say, it's been sitting on my bench collecting dust.
if i got locked out, i'd just wait for the gf to come home.....or bust a small window.
I tried using the garage door opener, but Mr. RK was playing with the garage door opener earlier and accidentally set it to the "only open from the inside" :x
I took the phone book from my car, this was all before smart phones-back then your phone did one thing...make a call. Looked up a locksmith, and called the guy who lived down the street.
He had problems unlocking the front door, it was the same kind that is 'always unlocked from the inside' but can be locked on the outside. $80 dollars later I got my keys and wallet, and stuffed them into a purse.
I've always carried a purse since then.
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