So I locked myself out . .

PureandEasy

I'm house sitting at my sisters. I have some friends coming over later so I figured I'd make something in the crock pot and all we would need to do is cook some Jersey corn and we'd bet set for dinner. So I get up and put some carrots and roast in the crock pot and put some potatoes on the stove to boil. I go out back with the dogs, come back in, and decide to go grab the newspaper in the driveway. It was about 8:30 this morning. I grab the paper, turn around and see the front door shut, and I say, please tell me I didn't shut that all the way.

FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, it's locked. I go to the fence gait, go in hoping that I left the sliding glass doors open when I went out this morning.

FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK ME. I had no shoes, no phone, no cigarettes, Phillies t-shirt and shorts on. FUCK ME.

AND I HAD SOMETHING ON THE STOVE!!!

I go to the neighbor's house (who have no idea who I am) and after two doorbell rings, the woman looks out at me through a window and I yell, I'm staying at Lisa and Danny's and I locked myself out. Can I use your phone. She said, go around to the fence, I'll hand it to you, which is smart I guess in case I was trying to rob them or something.

Luckily, my parents live close and they have a spare AND THEY WERE HOME.

Needless to say, I'm going to be more careful in the future.

and I'm probably going to get very drunk today.

My nerves.

Enjoy your day everyone, I'm going to go make myself a stiff drink.

Lizard

Damn!!!!! Not a good way to start the day.

Hope it ends better!!!

norm

PureandEasy wrote:

no cigarettes

how on earth did you survive?!?! :P

Dissidentman

norm wrote:

PureandEasy wrote:

no cigarettes

how on earth did you survive?!?! :P

It's Philly. Just take a deep breath.

norm

Dissidentman wrote:

norm wrote:

PureandEasy wrote:

no cigarettes

how on earth did you survive?!?! :P

It's Philly. Just take a deep breath.

Made of Stars

You should have gone to Lukin's

PureandEasy

Yeah so the cigarettes were the least of my worries, but still, in that situation, you want a cigarette, if you're a smoker.

Thank god my folks were home or otherwise I would have had to call the fire department.

I'm sure my sister would have loved that, oh yeah, they had to break through your window

JonnyPistachio

PureandEasy wrote:

and I'm probably going to get very drunk today.

I was leaving for work the other day, and just as I locked my door, it occurred to me that I didnt really want to go to work, so I thought about actually locking myself out of the house, calling into work, and heading to the bar. seems we think alike..

neilybabes86

good thing you had clothes on!!!

hey ohhhhhhh

PureandEasy

neilybabes86 wrote:

good thing you had clothes on!!!

hey ohhhhhhh

barely, when I said Phillies t-shirt and shorts, that's ALL I had on

and I'm what one would consider uh . . . let's just say I haven't been flat chested since 4th grade

norm

PureandEasy wrote:

neilybabes86 wrote:

good thing you had clothes on!!!

hey ohhhhhhh

barely, when I said Phillies t-shirt and shorts, that's ALL I had on

and I'm what one would consider uh . . . let's just say I haven't been flat chested since 4th grade

this story gets better and better :P

neilybabes86

PureandEasy wrote:

neilybabes86 wrote:

good thing you had clothes on!!!

hey ohhhhhhh

barely, when I said Phillies t-shirt and shorts, that's ALL I had on

and I'm what one would consider uh . . . let's just say I haven't been flat chested since 4th grade

heyyyy ohhh!!!!!!!!!!


this thread is useless w/ out................

are we friends on fb?

neilybabes86

norm wrote:

PureandEasy wrote:

neilybabes86 wrote:

good thing you had clothes on!!!

hey ohhhhhhh

barely, when I said Phillies t-shirt and shorts, that's ALL I had on

and I'm what one would consider uh . . . let's just say I haven't been flat chested since 4th grade

this story gets better and better :P

yea jason arrived

81

Sounded like an unlost story


Crap crap crap

PureandEasy

I was panicking big time. I was so nervous using the neighbor's phone, trying to get my parent's number right, because if I didn't the first time, she might think I'm scamming her or something, I was shaking.

And luckily, when my dad got here, he just laughed and said it happens.

I think I'm still shaking. Either that or I made a really strong drink.

I love vodka

an 81, I was thinking, does this top an Unlost story?

At least mine wasn't in a huge vessel barreling down a highway.

norm

81 wrote:

Sounded like an unlost story


Crap crap crap

if it had been an unlost story none of the neighbors would have been around and she would have had to walk to the parochial school down the street to make a call

Lizard

now norm's fantasies are coming out........

pjhawks

PureandEasy wrote:

neilybabes86 wrote:

good thing you had clothes on!!!

hey ohhhhhhh

barely, when I said Phillies t-shirt and shorts, that's ALL I had on

and I'm what one would consider uh . . . let's just say I haven't been flat chested since 4th grade

you must have been dotting the I's in the word Phillies then

LukinFan

The last time I got locked out -

I had just moved into my new townhouse and was showing a buddy of mine around the little courtyard outside of my place. What I didn't know was that if you locked the lock from the inside (not the dead bolt) that the door would still open from the inside, but not from the outside. This was my first weekend in my new place. I was barefoot, with no keys and no phone. The only reason why I even knew where my landlord loved was because I dropped off the rent that morning. So, my friend drove me up to my landlord's house and they gave me a spare key. What a great night! Felt like a moron, to say the least

PureandEasy

pjhawks wrote:

PureandEasy wrote:

neilybabes86 wrote:

good thing you had clothes on!!!

hey ohhhhhhh

barely, when I said Phillies t-shirt and shorts, that's ALL I had on

and I'm what one would consider uh . . . let's just say I haven't been flat chested since 4th grade

you must have been dotting the I's in the word Phillies then

Yeah, well, again, not my biggest concern. But I was like, WTF!

Now the whole house smells like a pot roast, which is probably why I'm having trouble getting the dogs to come out by the pool with me.

Looking forward to hanging by the pool, having a nice dinner and watching the Phils and Dbacks game tonight. Hopefully, the outcome will be better than last night.

I'm out of here, unless of course, I lose one of my sisters very expensive dogs

They're both hypoallergenic dogs and quite expensive.


Wish me luck!

later . . .

Lizard

tell your sister to hide a key somewhere!!! I tie one to a bush outside--very well hidden.


have fun tonite!