there are a lot of folks like that here in Waco as well....
went to mail a package at UPS & they girl starts "testifying" to me...
it was beyond awkward & i was pretty annoyed. she was asking lots of personal questions....
the transaction should have taken 2 minutes tops....around minute 10, i asked to have the package back & left. it was ridiculous. i was being polite at first...but after i'd said "can you just mail this for me, i'm not interested" at least 4 times, i'd had enough. she was shocked when i took it from her hands.
are you sure you weren't on an episode of 'Boiling Point'?
my wife said the same thing when i called her right after it happened. haha!!
I used to work for an environmental consulting company. One day, we were doing a job at a steel mill and someone who works at the mill comes up to my coworker and says, "excuse me, but do you like asbestos?"
Not sure where this is going, my coworker shoots me an "oh, shit" type of look and answers the guy by saying, "No... not particularly."
The guy responds, "Me, neither. I like pussy bestest." and walks away.
I always have such an absurd desire to say random things like this to strangers. Well I don't want to tell them I like pussy lol but just something where the walk away thinking WHAT THE HELL? Sometimes I am afraid I might do it at a really innappropriate time or place. I probably need professional help.
I always have such an absurd desire to say random things like this to strangers. Well I don't want to tell them I like pussy lol but just something where the walk away thinking WHAT THE HELL? Sometimes I am afraid I might do it at a really innappropriate time or place. I probably need professional help.
I do it all the time. Last time I did it was at Wendy's going through the drive thru. I ordered a Frosty only and when I got to the window I asked for 2 packets of salt and a packet of ketchup. The look on the guy's face was priceless.
Diet Pepsi (or Pepsi Max) is better than Diet Coke
Correct. I drink pepsi max for the simple fact it has no sugar but tastes a shit ton better then coke zero which also has no sugar.
I was taking two cans of coke to work each day but was just having way too much sugar. Looked into taking juice instead but it had almost as much sugar as coke. So tried pepsi max and coke zero. Pepsi max was better and is more the half the price per 24 box the coke zero.
But normally on the weekends or mixed with alcohol it's gotta be coke. Rum and pepsi taste like dog piss.
But also where the fuck did this guy get the idea pepsi use dead fetus for flavor????
Diet Pepsi (or Pepsi Max) is better than Diet Coke
Correct. I drink pepsi max for the simple fact it has no sugar but tastes a shit ton better then coke zero which also has no sugar.
I was taking two cans of coke to work each day but was just having way too much sugar. Looked into taking juice instead but it had almost as much sugar as coke. So tried pepsi max and coke zero. Pepsi max was better and is more the half the price per 24 box the coke zero.
But normally on the weekends or mixed with alcohol it's gotta be coke. Rum and pepsi taste like dog piss.
But also where the fuck did this guy get the idea pepsi use dead fetus for flavor????
I love Coke but it's just too bad for me so only drink it occasionally. I used to drink Pepsi Max ALL the time. When I had my office last year, I'd start off my work day with a glass of Pepsi Max for breakfast and have 2-3 more glasses of it every day at work. I'd buy it sometimes for home too. I can't drink it now though because there's too much caffeine in it and 2-3 caffeinated drinks per day have been linked with miscarriage so it's on the BAD list for a while. I also read that there is double the amount of caffeine in Pepsi Max than there is Pepsi. :?
Is this proof that the bigger the lie, the more likely a certain % of the population will believe it? :twisted:
Oh, I was a soft-drink whore....the more, the better....until that ER doc told me that I had diabetes :evil:
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I always have such an absurd desire to say random things like this to strangers. Well I don't want to tell them I like pussy lol but just something where the walk away thinking WHAT THE HELL? Sometimes I am afraid I might do it at a really innappropriate time or place. I probably need professional help.
I do it all the time. Last time I did it was at Wendy's going through the drive thru. I ordered a Frosty only and when I got to the window I asked for 2 packets of salt and a packet of ketchup. The look on the guy's face was priceless.
im totally doing this
Makes much more sense...
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I used to work for an environmental consulting company. One day, we were doing a job at a steel mill and someone who works at the mill comes up to my coworker and says, "excuse me, but do you like asbestos?"
Not sure where this is going, my coworker shoots me an "oh, shit" type of look and answers the guy by saying, "No... not particularly."
The guy responds, "Me, neither. I like pussy bestest." and walks away.
I always have such an absurd desire to say random things like this to strangers. Well I don't want to tell them I like pussy lol but just something where the walk away thinking WHAT THE HELL? Sometimes I am afraid I might do it at a really innappropriate time or place. I probably need professional help.
This guy's timing could not have been better. Up until that point, we were having a really crappy day. The temperature was below freezing; we were set up in a terrible location that was really dirty and didn't give us anywhere nearby to get out of the wind; there were all kinds of operational issues that day, which meant that we had lots of down time.
I always like pepsi and the aborted fetus does make it taste better. Besides have u seen what coke can do to build up on a car battery? I'm not puttin that shit in my body.
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I do it all the time. Last time I did it was at Wendy's going through the drive thru. I ordered a Frosty only and when I got to the window I asked for 2 packets of salt and a packet of ketchup. The look on the guy's face was priceless.
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Diet Pepsi (or Pepsi Max) is better than Diet Coke
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Correct. I drink pepsi max for the simple fact it has no sugar but tastes a shit ton better then coke zero which also has no sugar.
I was taking two cans of coke to work each day but was just having way too much sugar. Looked into taking juice instead but it had almost as much sugar as coke. So tried pepsi max and coke zero. Pepsi max was better and is more the half the price per 24 box the coke zero.
But normally on the weekends or mixed with alcohol it's gotta be coke. Rum and pepsi taste like dog piss.
But also where the fuck did this guy get the idea pepsi use dead fetus for flavor????
I love Coke but it's just too bad for me so only drink it occasionally. I used to drink Pepsi Max ALL the time. When I had my office last year, I'd start off my work day with a glass of Pepsi Max for breakfast and have 2-3 more glasses of it every day at work. I'd buy it sometimes for home too. I can't drink it now though because there's too much caffeine in it and 2-3 caffeinated drinks per day have been linked with miscarriage so it's on the BAD list for a while. I also read that there is double the amount of caffeine in Pepsi Max than there is Pepsi. :?
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Oh, I was a soft-drink whore....the more, the better....until that ER doc told me that I had diabetes :evil:
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He at least gave us something to laugh about.
Regular Pepsi tastes like cough medicine.
I'll have a Sprite please. What does this do for my eternal soul?
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Me too, I'd have said I drink Dr. Pepper.
I love Coke
Coke is my Coffee
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