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petrocspetrocs Posts: 4,342
edited August 2008 in The Porch
OK so I had to bring this one up cause it was classic...

So my finace's 4 year old son was acting like a complete pain in the ass on our 3rd day in Disney when Jenn (my finace) decided she had had enough of him running off that she was buying him a leash and making him wear it. He started throwing a fit about the leash and beggin not to wear it when Jenn's 2 year old daughter, out of nowhere, says "Drop the leash..drop the leash...get out of my fluffy face!" I couldn't stop laughing for hours...
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  • LukinFanLukinFan Florida Posts: 29,066
    lol

    hopefully you guys had a great time though in our currently very wet state :)
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  • petrocspetrocs Posts: 4,342
    LukinFan wrote:
    lol

    hopefully you guys had a great time though in our currently very wet state :)

    a little rainy but hey..cant do anything about that..otherwise..nice state you got here :)
    Shows:
    9/24/96 MD. 9/28/96 Randalls. 8/28-29/98 Camden. 9/8/98 NJ. 9/18/98 MD. 9/1-2/00 Camden. 9/4/00 MD. 4/28/03 Philly. 7/5-6/03 Camden. 9/30/05 AC.
    10/3/05 Philly. 5/27-28/06 Camden. 6/23/06 Pitt. 6/19-20/08 Camden. 6/24/08 MSG. 8/7/08 EV Newark, NJ. 6/11-12/09 EV Philly, PA. 10/27-28-30-31/09 Philly, PA., 5/15/10 Hartford,5/17/10 Boston, 5/18/10 Newark, 5/20-21/10 MSG
  • Touchofgray16Touchofgray16 Posts: 639
    That is funny
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  • washedinblack91washedinblack91 Posts: 3,078
    wow. that's just awesome! my favorite part was when she said "fluffy face" :p i swear im gonna make my kids listen to pearl jam non-stop so that my kids are as cool as your fiancee's kids! and since i'll be a teacher, i will produce generations of new pearl jam freaks! MWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!
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  • melva02melva02 Posts: 298
    I hope you told her the correct lyrics so she doesn't embarrass herself when she sings along at a show.

    Melissa
  • zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    :D i always look at those kids on leashes in shopping malls and wince - but this picture made me laugh - is almost worth putting it on ;)
    impatience is a gift ........
  • NeverbeenLedbetterNeverbeenLedbetter Posts: 213
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  • smallestoceans7982smallestoceans7982 Posts: 296
    melva02 wrote:
    I hope you told her the correct lyrics so she doesn't embarrass herself when she sings along at a show.

    Melissa
    speaking as a mother of three, i would personally be more embarrassed had she said the lyrics correctly... i mean c'mon- fluffy face is pretty freakin cute and who the hell wants their 2 year old tossin' out the "f-bomb"?!

    cute story petrocs :D
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  • U R A Crazy BreedU R A Crazy Breed Posts: 8,370
    smallestoceans7982 wrote:
    speaking as a mother of three, i would personally be more embarrassed had she said the lyrics correctly... i mean c'mon- fluffy face is pretty freakin cute and who the hell wants their 2 year old tossin' out the "f-bomb"?!

    cute story petrocs :D

    actually the "correct" lyric is lucky face,i believe.
  • smallestoceans7982smallestoceans7982 Posts: 296
    Crazy Breed wrote:
    actually the "correct" lyric is lucky face,i believe.
    are you kidding me? holy crap... now i feel like an arse! i wonder :confused:
    "I heard some people up here pointing out the ukelele...it's a mandolin, you uncultured bastards!" EV

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  • PJBuckeyePJBuckeye Posts: 1,102
    petrocs wrote:
    OK so I had to bring this one up cause it was classic...

    So my finace's 4 year old son was acting like a complete pain in the ass on our 3rd day in Disney when Jenn (my finace) decided she had had enough of him running off that she was buying him a leash and making him wear it. He started throwing a fit about the leash and beggin not to wear it when Jenn's 2 year old daughter, out of nowhere, says "Drop the leash..drop the leash...get out of my fluffy face!" I couldn't stop laughing for hours...

    He is a kid, not a dog. Do you cage him? Do you rub his nose in his piss if he wets the bed? I laugh at people who leash their kids.
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  • emily18emily18 Posts: 489
    smallestoceans7982 wrote:
    are you kidding me? holy crap... now i feel like an arse! i wonder :confused:

    nahhh nah, you know how lyrics are written differently than ed sings them sometimes? it's one of those cases. it's fuckin face.
  • smallestoceans7982smallestoceans7982 Posts: 296
    emily18 wrote:
    nahhh nah, you know how lyrics are written differently than ed sings them sometimes? it's one of those cases. it's fuckin face.
    *phew* thank you! thought i had lost my mind there for a second! :eek:
    "I heard some people up here pointing out the ukelele...it's a mandolin, you uncultured bastards!" EV

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  • melva02melva02 Posts: 298
    smallestoceans7982 wrote:
    speaking as a mother of three, i would personally be more embarrassed had she said the lyrics correctly... i mean c'mon- fluffy face is pretty freakin cute and who the hell wants their 2 year old tossin' out the "f-bomb"?!

    cute story petrocs :D

    Don't worry, I was kidding. :-) I wouldn't know what to do with a kid...clicker training maybe?

    Melissa
  • smallestoceans7982smallestoceans7982 Posts: 296
    melva02 wrote:
    Don't worry, I was kidding. :-) I wouldn't know what to do with a kid...clicker training maybe?

    Melissa
    hehehe- damn- that's a good idea girl!!!!!!!!!!!




    i'mma gonna go get me a clicker now- brb!!! :D
    "I heard some people up here pointing out the ukelele...it's a mandolin, you uncultured bastards!" EV

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  • U R A Crazy BreedU R A Crazy Breed Posts: 8,370
    emily18 wrote:
    nahhh nah, you know how lyrics are written differently than ed sings them sometimes? it's one of those cases. it's fuckin face.


    aawwwwww...come on man.

    how about

    drop the spoon,drop the spoon......get away from me lucky charms!

    no

    at the beach,at the beach.....get out of my fucking sun!

    no

    brush your teeth,brush your teeth.....or get out of my fucking face!

    no

    face of grease,face of grease.....go wash your fucking...faaaaaaaace!

    .
    man i could do this all night :D:D
  • PurlGurlPurlGurl Posts: 36
    That is too funny. I personally wouldn't leash my kids, mainly because I put the "fear" into them before we ventured out into public...and they actually listened! Although, my Sis's kids each had a pair of harnesses which were definitely needed and used regularly, so I try not to judge. Here's my funny kid story...

    While pulling into my driveway, after a long afternoon of errands and listening to my fave PJ songs, my (then) three year old surprised me with his repetitive rendition of black. As I shut off the car (Black was playing at the time), a few minutes went by, and as I am bringing in the groceries, I hear a little voice behind me singing "Do do do do do do dooooh! Cute, huh?
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  • emily18emily18 Posts: 489
    Crazy Breed wrote:
    aawwwwww...come on man.

    how about

    drop the spoon,drop the spoon......get away from me lucky charms!

    no

    at the beach,at the beach.....get out of my fucking sun!

    no

    brush your teeth,brush your teeth.....or get out of my fucking face!

    no

    face of grease,face of grease.....go wash your fucking...faaaaaaaace!

    .
    man i could do this all night :D:D

    lmao :D
    face of grease hahahaha
  • Slip KidSlip Kid Posts: 1,175
    PJBuckeye wrote:
    He is a kid, not a dog. Do you cage him? Do you rub his nose in his piss if he wets the bed? I laugh at people who leash their kids.

    and yet everyone is going on bout the oh so entertaining Leash story.

    Leashes on kids are pathetic
    I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
  • smallestoceans7982smallestoceans7982 Posts: 296
    Slip Kid wrote:
    and yet everyone is going on bout the oh so entertaining Leash story.

    Leashes on kids are pathetic
    and how in the world would you suggest controlling a child that refuses to stay put?! ohhhhh- you would rather them get kidnapped & raped... that's right...................................... :rolleyes:
    "I heard some people up here pointing out the ukelele...it's a mandolin, you uncultured bastards!" EV

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  • wolfbearwolfbear Posts: 3,965
    Too funny! I've seen leashes on kids in airports and while I'd say I'm against them in theory for everyday use, I like the idea when traveling. If your kids aren't old enough or savvy enough to stay close, it seems a good alternative. :)
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  • melva02melva02 Posts: 298
    SOLAT319 wrote:
    dude she's freakin' 2 years old!! I'm sure by the time she's old enough to go to a show, she'll know the correct lyrics :D

    I don't know, when my brother was in first grade, his friend told him he knew the F word, and he taught it to my brother. It was farnacus.

    I saw little kids with ear protectors on in the Sub Pop 20 pictures. Cute. Not the kids, just the fact that the young crowd surfing freaks are now in their late 30s and toting kids around.
  • washedinblack91washedinblack91 Posts: 3,078
    Slip Kid wrote:
    and yet everyone is going on bout the oh so entertaining Leash story.

    Leashes on kids are pathetic
    my brother is autistic and used to bolt into the street when he was 3. people shouldn't judge unless they actually experience that kinda crap..
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  • petrocspetrocs Posts: 4,342
    For those of you criticizing people for using a leash or a harness let me just say I'm not the biggest fan myself but after my fiance's daughter bolted for the street one day and almost got hit by a car and I was standing and looking RIGHT AT HER its hard not to justify one. Parents can not have their eyes glued every second to a young child..its impossible..and in that split second kids like to test the water on how far their limit is..trust me...I wish they would just listen!..thats my 2 cents
    Shows:
    9/24/96 MD. 9/28/96 Randalls. 8/28-29/98 Camden. 9/8/98 NJ. 9/18/98 MD. 9/1-2/00 Camden. 9/4/00 MD. 4/28/03 Philly. 7/5-6/03 Camden. 9/30/05 AC.
    10/3/05 Philly. 5/27-28/06 Camden. 6/23/06 Pitt. 6/19-20/08 Camden. 6/24/08 MSG. 8/7/08 EV Newark, NJ. 6/11-12/09 EV Philly, PA. 10/27-28-30-31/09 Philly, PA., 5/15/10 Hartford,5/17/10 Boston, 5/18/10 Newark, 5/20-21/10 MSG
  • PJBuckeyePJBuckeye Posts: 1,102
    smallestoceans7982 wrote:
    and how in the world would you suggest controlling a child that refuses to stay put?! ohhhhh- you would rather them get kidnapped & raped... that's right...................................... :rolleyes:

    There is this novel concept of discipline.

    You might as well lock the kid in a cage. That will prevent kidnapping.
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  • pearljamminmepearljamminme Posts: 10
    PJBuckeye wrote:
    There is this novel concept of discipline.

    You might as well lock the kid in a cage. That will prevent kidnapping.


    How many children do you have PJBuckeye?
  • U R A Crazy BreedU R A Crazy Breed Posts: 8,370
    the funny thing is......people were able to raise their kids for centuries without fucking leashes!!! imagine that?!


    i think it's degrading and bad parenting. if you can't keep an eye on your kid or control him when you are out and about without a fucking leash then YOU SHOULDN'T OF HAD KIDS!!!!!!!

    it's not a fucking DOG! it's a human being! or are we just happy to be rearing our kids with a slave mentality that most adults seem to be embracing,a result of social engineering.


    now if the kid has mental health issues then that would be another story (a good chance it was from the thimerosal in the vaccines)
  • smallestoceans7982smallestoceans7982 Posts: 296
    PJBuckeye wrote:
    There is this novel concept of discipline.

    You might as well lock the kid in a cage. That will prevent kidnapping.
    Discipline? Ah yes... if you so much as give your kid a dirty look these days than Child Protective Services will snatch them up in a heart beat.......

    I'm sorry but I prefer to have my children on a leash in a place like Disney as opposed to being called a "child-beater".

    I've been raising children for 16 freakin' years now- don't gimme no lip...
    "I heard some people up here pointing out the ukelele...it's a mandolin, you uncultured bastards!" EV

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  • petrocspetrocs Posts: 4,342
    petrocs wrote:
    For those of you criticizing people for using a leash or a harness let me just say I'm not the biggest fan myself but after my fiance's daughter bolted for the street one day and almost got hit by a car and I was standing and looking RIGHT AT HER its hard not to justify one. Parents can not have their eyes glued every second to a young child..its impossible..and in that split second kids like to test the water on how far their limit is..trust me...I wish they would just listen!..thats my 2 cents

    oh...I forgot to add...we never once have used a leash or a harness...just the threat of it keeps them from running away..:)
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    10/3/05 Philly. 5/27-28/06 Camden. 6/23/06 Pitt. 6/19-20/08 Camden. 6/24/08 MSG. 8/7/08 EV Newark, NJ. 6/11-12/09 EV Philly, PA. 10/27-28-30-31/09 Philly, PA., 5/15/10 Hartford,5/17/10 Boston, 5/18/10 Newark, 5/20-21/10 MSG
  • PJBuckeyePJBuckeye Posts: 1,102
    pearljamminme wrote:
    How many children do you have PJBuckeye?

    First on the way and I promise you that I will not be so f'n lazy that I would leash my children. Just watch your kids.
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