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  • Gary Carter
    Gary Carter Posts: 14,077
    whispering hands wrote:
    metsfan wrote:
    sleeping on your lawn after getting hammered and being woken up by the sprinklers
    I did this once, but I woke up under a quarter inch of snow and with my two wolf-dogs on my chest and legs.. think they're the reason I lived through that night.. The shittiest part.. I had to go to work ( I worked on a ranch, which is back-breaking, ball-busting work.)an hour after I awoke!! My Boss just shook his head and told me to go home and sleep it off..But since he was a Baptist, and I lived on HIS property, it sparked what will forever be known to my sister and I as "The Clearance Party". Where, because of his "surprise inspections" threat, we were forced to drink two 24 packs of Busch, and smoke a half ounce of weed to our heads that night before the next day..We invited friends, but no one showed up.. THAT was one crazy fun night..
    thats a fucking epic story if i've ever seen one on here
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Getting out of bed this morning.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    The yodeling pickle.

    http://www.mcphee.com/shop/products/Yod ... ickle.html
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    norm wrote:
    whispering hands wrote:
    And on this note who was the dumbfuck that invented drive thru-liquor stores!?!?!? LMAO Never DID get that..

    i'm not sure who it was but as a high school kid he was a genius! :mrgreen:

    we had a drive thru liquor store that would sell to us...i think they were under the impression that if you could drive you can drink...it was great...drive up, pop the trunk, had them some cash and they'd put it in my trunk and away we'd go :mrgreen:

    after a couple violations they were finally shut down but that was after i graduated :P

    Doesn't anyone have drive-thru dairies? They sell liquor. You have to get out of your car and have them hand it to you--- I guess that's the "test". :D
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Lizard wrote:
    norm wrote:
    whispering hands wrote:
    And on this note who was the dumbfuck that invented drive thru-liquor stores!?!?!? LMAO Never DID get that..

    i'm not sure who it was but as a high school kid he was a genius! :mrgreen:

    we had a drive thru liquor store that would sell to us...i think they were under the impression that if you could drive you can drink...it was great...drive up, pop the trunk, had them some cash and they'd put it in my trunk and away we'd go :mrgreen:

    after a couple violations they were finally shut down but that was after i graduated :P

    Doesn't anyone have drive-thru dairies? They sell liquor. You have to get out of your car and have them hand it to you--- I guess that's the "test". :D

    yeah but they didn't do the "test"...it was great..."hey we're going over to so-and-so's" "ok, i'll stop by the dairy on my way over" drive up. hand the guy 15 bucks and pop the trunk :lol:
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    Nothingman54 wrote:
    Cheetos and porn.

    funny!
  • tybird
    tybird Posts: 17,388
    whispering hands wrote:
    metsfan wrote:
    sleeping on your lawn after getting hammered and being woken up by the sprinklers
    I did this once, but I woke up under a quarter inch of snow and with my two wolf-dogs on my chest and legs.. think they're the reason I lived through that night.. The shittiest part.. I had to go to work ( I worked on a ranch, which is back-breaking, ball-busting work.)an hour after I awoke!! My Boss just shook his head and told me to go home and sleep it off..But since he was a Baptist, and I lived on HIS property, it sparked what will forever be known to my sister and I as "The Clearance Party". Where, because of his "surprise inspections" threat, we were forced to drink two 24 packs of Busch, and smoke a half ounce of weed to our heads that night before the next day..We invited friends, but no one showed up.. THAT was one crazy fun night..
    Drinking Busch beer is what I consider a bad idea... :twisted:
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  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Mooning a werewolf..
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • ShimmyMommy
    ShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    Mooning a werewolf..

    while wearing a *Cavstarr313 Jocksipper* :lol::lol::lol:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Wearing a jocksipper is always a good idea..

    Remember.. Fail to prepare, prepare to fail
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • ShimmyMommy
    ShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    Wearing a jocksipper is always a good idea..

    Remember.. Fail to prepare, prepare to fail

    :lol::lol::lol:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Realizing as you're driving down the highway in the mountains of Vermont that you forgot to connect the trailer's electrical brakes cable to the tow vehicle.
    :oops:
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  • supersonicyears
    supersonicyears Posts: 2,619
    faceintheclouds wrote:
    Drunk dialing.
    :lol::lol::lol:
    "In the age of darkness
    want to be enlightened"
  • supersonicyears
    supersonicyears Posts: 2,619
    http://www.mcphee.com/shop/products/Bacon-Soap.html
    "In the age of darkness
    want to be enlightened"
  • Gary Carter
    Gary Carter Posts: 14,077
    supersonicyears wrote:
    http://www.mcphee.com/shop/products/Bacon-Soap.html
    i love bacon as much as the next person but thats just fucked up
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    metsfan wrote:
    supersonicyears wrote:
    http://www.mcphee.com/shop/products/Bacon-Soap.html
    i love bacon as much as the next person but thats just fucked up
    I must agree!!!
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    metsfan wrote:
    whispering hands wrote:
    metsfan wrote:
    sleeping on your lawn after getting hammered and being woken up by the sprinklers
    I did this once, but I woke up under a quarter inch of snow and with my two wolf-dogs on my chest and legs.. think they're the reason I lived through that night.. The shittiest part.. I had to go to work ( I worked on a ranch, which is back-breaking, ball-busting work.)an hour after I awoke!! My Boss just shook his head and told me to go home and sleep it off..But since he was a Baptist, and I lived on HIS property, it sparked what will forever be known to my sister and I as "The Clearance Party". Where, because of his "surprise inspections" threat, we were forced to drink two 24 packs of Busch, and smoke a half ounce of weed to our heads that night before the next day..We invited friends, but no one showed up.. THAT was one crazy fun night..
    thats a fucking epic story if i've ever seen one on here
    Let's just say I never went back to work there again.. LMAO.. and THAT is why I left Oklahoma..
  • Gary Carter
    Gary Carter Posts: 14,077
    whispering hands wrote:
    Let's just say I never went back to work there again.. LMAO.. and THAT is why I left Oklahoma..
    bet the girls were hot in Oklahoma? heh heh
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    metsfan wrote:
    whispering hands wrote:
    Let's just say I never went back to work there again.. LMAO.. and THAT is why I left Oklahoma..
    bet the girls were hot in Oklahoma? heh heh
    Hells yeah, but dumber than boxes of rocks.. I actually met a girl there that.. And I SWEAR TO GOD THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED, once she found out I was a college graduate, she exclaimed gleefully: "Good then you might be able to answer this for me.."Now I get a bit nervous at this point, because my degrees are in Arts, and Horsemanship, so I'm wondering what she's gonna ask, and THIS is what she comes up with.." I've always wanted to know what the difference between all those Theres are." I said "Huh?" so she explained.. "I always wanted to know what's the difference between There, They're, and Their ?." I got up and left so I would'nt laugh in her face.. I'm still to this day, not sure if leaving was more rude than laughing to her face, but seriously...
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Taking shrooms for the very first time, surrounded by 20,000 people.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self

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