And on this note who was the dumbfuck that invented drive thru-liquor stores!?!?!? LMAO Never DID get that..
i'm not sure who it was but as a high school kid he was a genius!
we had a drive thru liquor store that would sell to us...i think they were under the impression that if you could drive you can drink...it was great...drive up, pop the trunk, had them some cash and they'd put it in my trunk and away we'd go
after a couple violations they were finally shut down but that was after i graduated :P
sleeping on your lawn after getting hammered and being woken up by the sprinklers
I did this once, but I woke up under a quarter inch of snow and with my two wolf-dogs on my chest and legs.. think they're the reason I lived through that night.. The shittiest part.. I had to go to work ( I worked on a ranch, which is back-breaking, ball-busting work.)an hour after I awoke!! My Boss just shook his head and told me to go home and sleep it off..But since he was a Baptist, and I lived on HIS property, it sparked what will forever be known to my sister and I as "The Clearance Party". Where, because of his "surprise inspections" threat, we were forced to drink two 24 packs of Busch, and smoke a half ounce of weed to our heads that night before the next day..We invited friends, but no one showed up.. THAT was one crazy fun night..
sleeping on your lawn after getting hammered and being woken up by the sprinklers
I did this once, but I woke up under a quarter inch of snow and with my two wolf-dogs on my chest and legs.. think they're the reason I lived through that night.. The shittiest part.. I had to go to work ( I worked on a ranch, which is back-breaking, ball-busting work.)an hour after I awoke!! My Boss just shook his head and told me to go home and sleep it off..But since he was a Baptist, and I lived on HIS property, it sparked what will forever be known to my sister and I as "The Clearance Party". Where, because of his "surprise inspections" threat, we were forced to drink two 24 packs of Busch, and smoke a half ounce of weed to our heads that night before the next day..We invited friends, but no one showed up.. THAT was one crazy fun night..
thats a fucking epic story if i've ever seen one on here
Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
Sammi: Wanna just break up?
And on this note who was the dumbfuck that invented drive thru-liquor stores!?!?!? LMAO Never DID get that..
i'm not sure who it was but as a high school kid he was a genius!
we had a drive thru liquor store that would sell to us...i think they were under the impression that if you could drive you can drink...it was great...drive up, pop the trunk, had them some cash and they'd put it in my trunk and away we'd go
after a couple violations they were finally shut down but that was after i graduated :P
Doesn't anyone have drive-thru dairies? They sell liquor. You have to get out of your car and have them hand it to you--- I guess that's the "test".
So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
And on this note who was the dumbfuck that invented drive thru-liquor stores!?!?!? LMAO Never DID get that..
i'm not sure who it was but as a high school kid he was a genius!
we had a drive thru liquor store that would sell to us...i think they were under the impression that if you could drive you can drink...it was great...drive up, pop the trunk, had them some cash and they'd put it in my trunk and away we'd go
after a couple violations they were finally shut down but that was after i graduated :P
Doesn't anyone have drive-thru dairies? They sell liquor. You have to get out of your car and have them hand it to you--- I guess that's the "test".
yeah but they didn't do the "test"...it was great..."hey we're going over to so-and-so's" "ok, i'll stop by the dairy on my way over" drive up. hand the guy 15 bucks and pop the trunk
sleeping on your lawn after getting hammered and being woken up by the sprinklers
I did this once, but I woke up under a quarter inch of snow and with my two wolf-dogs on my chest and legs.. think they're the reason I lived through that night.. The shittiest part.. I had to go to work ( I worked on a ranch, which is back-breaking, ball-busting work.)an hour after I awoke!! My Boss just shook his head and told me to go home and sleep it off..But since he was a Baptist, and I lived on HIS property, it sparked what will forever be known to my sister and I as "The Clearance Party". Where, because of his "surprise inspections" threat, we were forced to drink two 24 packs of Busch, and smoke a half ounce of weed to our heads that night before the next day..We invited friends, but no one showed up.. THAT was one crazy fun night..
Drinking Busch beer is what I consider a bad idea... :twisted:
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Realizing as you're driving down the highway in the mountains of Vermont that you forgot to connect the trailer's electrical brakes cable to the tow vehicle.
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sleeping on your lawn after getting hammered and being woken up by the sprinklers
I did this once, but I woke up under a quarter inch of snow and with my two wolf-dogs on my chest and legs.. think they're the reason I lived through that night.. The shittiest part.. I had to go to work ( I worked on a ranch, which is back-breaking, ball-busting work.)an hour after I awoke!! My Boss just shook his head and told me to go home and sleep it off..But since he was a Baptist, and I lived on HIS property, it sparked what will forever be known to my sister and I as "The Clearance Party". Where, because of his "surprise inspections" threat, we were forced to drink two 24 packs of Busch, and smoke a half ounce of weed to our heads that night before the next day..We invited friends, but no one showed up.. THAT was one crazy fun night..
thats a fucking epic story if i've ever seen one on here
Let's just say I never went back to work there again.. LMAO.. and THAT is why I left Oklahoma..
Let's just say I never went back to work there again.. LMAO.. and THAT is why I left Oklahoma..
bet the girls were hot in Oklahoma? heh heh
Hells yeah, but dumber than boxes of rocks.. I actually met a girl there that.. And I SWEAR TO GOD THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED, once she found out I was a college graduate, she exclaimed gleefully: "Good then you might be able to answer this for me.."Now I get a bit nervous at this point, because my degrees are in Arts, and Horsemanship, so I'm wondering what she's gonna ask, and THIS is what she comes up with.." I've always wanted to know what the difference between all those Theres are." I said "Huh?" so she explained.. "I always wanted to know what's the difference between There, They're, and Their ?." I got up and left so I would'nt laugh in her face.. I'm still to this day, not sure if leaving was more rude than laughing to her face, but seriously...
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That picture is going to give me nightmares!
i'm not sure who it was but as a high school kid he was a genius!
we had a drive thru liquor store that would sell to us...i think they were under the impression that if you could drive you can drink...it was great...drive up, pop the trunk, had them some cash and they'd put it in my trunk and away we'd go
after a couple violations they were finally shut down but that was after i graduated :P
Probably a bad idea
Of all things to cut back on.....the lids to plastic water bottles... :x
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self
Sammi: Wanna just break up?
Sammi: Wanna just break up?
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Doesn't anyone have drive-thru dairies? They sell liquor. You have to get out of your car and have them hand it to you--- I guess that's the "test".
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
yeah but they didn't do the "test"...it was great..."hey we're going over to so-and-so's" "ok, i'll stop by the dairy on my way over" drive up. hand the guy 15 bucks and pop the trunk
funny!
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Sammi: Wanna just break up?
Sammi: Wanna just break up?
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self