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A KILT ?!?!?!

Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
edited March 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
So...over the weekend my cousin asked me to be in his wedding

I of course accepted....then he says all the guys in the bridal party are wearing KILTS !

Any advice ...do I wear underwear ? do they itch ?

:?
My drinking team has a hockey problem

The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Cross your legs when seated and be wary of anyone wearing mirrors on their shoes.
  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    Hope it isn't this version!!!
    file.php?avatar=8591_1302856989.jpg


    :D
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,192
    Dunkman...hello? Dunkman? :lol:
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    DS1119 wrote:
    Cross your legs when seated and be wary of anyone wearing mirrors on their shoes.

    Thats my fear ...once the reception starts all bets are off

    I'm gonna have up-kilt pictures all over facebook

    :lol:
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Lizard wrote:
    Hope it isn't this version!!!
    file.php?avatar=8591_1302856989.jpg


    :D


    I need to shave my legs for that look ?

    :o
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    fuck that
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    fuck that

    Not up for a dress er kilt ?

    :lol:
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    fuck that

    Not up for a dress er kilt ?

    :lol:


    yea we've been thru this b4 over the years :lol:

    i'm sorry i just wouldn't wear one...even for the wedding

    im not scottish ...its not my history..therefore i'll pass

    good luck though
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    edited July 2011
    guys wearing kilts can be really hot...esp if they are :http://www.utilikilts.com/

    and at the Fremont Fair, the kilt wearing guys prove that you don't wear anything underneath...

    EDIT: if you go to the site, the pics are NSFW...and there are not just guys wearing them...
    Post edited by RKCNDY on
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Lizard wrote:
    Hope it isn't this version!!!
    file.php?avatar=8591_1302856989.jpg


    :D


    I need to shave my legs for that look ?

    :o
    at the least!!
    Serious manscaping for that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Lizard wrote:
    Hope it isn't this version!!!
    file.php?avatar=8591_1302856989.jpg


    :D


    I need to shave my legs for that look ?

    :o

    when did you stop waxing?
  • redrockredrock Posts: 18,341
    RKCNDY wrote:
    guys wearing kilts can be really hot....

    I love a man in a kilt! Nothing underneath, of course. A good quality kilt shouldn't be itchy at all and you feel so free (so I am told!).

    Yay kilts!!!!
  • PureandEasyPureandEasy Posts: 5,815
    RKCNDY wrote:
    guys wearing kilts can be really hot...esp if they are :http://www.utilikilts.com/

    and at the Fremont Fair, the kilt wearing guys prove that you don't wear anything underneath...

    EDIT: if you go to the site, the pics are NSFW...and there are not just guys wearing them...


    I'm going to go with my same response as the men with long hair thread, NO. Can't imagine a man looking hot in a kilt. NOT EVEN EDDIE :D
    Don't come closer or I'll have to go
  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    PureandEasy wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    guys wearing kilts can be really hot...esp if they are :http://www.utilikilts.com/

    and at the Fremont Fair, the kilt wearing guys prove that you don't wear anything underneath...

    EDIT: if you go to the site, the pics are NSFW...and there are not just guys wearing them...


    I'm going to go with my same response as the men with long hair thread, NO. Can't imagine a man looking hot in a kilt. NOT EVEN EDDIE :D


    agreed...cant happen
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    So...over the weekend my cousin asked me to be in his wedding

    I of course accepted....then he says all the guys in the bridal party are wearing KILTS !

    Any advice ...do I wear underwear ? do they itch ?

    :?

    is your cousin scottish? and not 'my grandfather on my mother's side twice removed' scottish but actually scottish? if not, why the fuck are they wearing kilts?
  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    Lizard wrote:
    Hope it isn't this version!!!
    file.php?avatar=8591_1302856989.jpg


    :D


    THERE he is
    (thanks, lizard)

    OP
    i believe tradition dictates
    no underwear
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    redrock wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    guys wearing kilts can be really hot....

    I love a man in a kilt! Nothing underneath, of course. A good quality kilt shouldn't be itchy at all and you feel so free (so I am told!).

    Yay kilts!!!!

    for redrock- :D
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQpWEsIGpYzkzR8yxDpuXoic6UBkrTs592KTTCbOASTId8BlJYSMQ

    and:
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ94RUgrTvz7XhJBvs4pWEuM3e0Zeu__FP4kJbLythXslcfmyvR
    (I know someone who knows the guy in the pic...forgive me sweetie, but I did say he has a nice bum!)
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • PureandEasyPureandEasy Posts: 5,815
    Nope, still not getting it. :D
    Don't come closer or I'll have to go
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    RKCNDY wrote:
    guys wearing kilts can be really hot...esp if they are :http://www.utilikilts.com/

    and at the Fremont Fair, the kilt wearing guys prove that you don't wear anything underneath...

    EDIT: if you go to the site, the pics are NSFW...and there are not just guys wearing them...

    I'm sure at some point I'll be proving if I have underwear on or not

    :lol:;)
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    guys wearing kilts can be really hot...esp if they are :http://www.utilikilts.com/

    and at the Fremont Fair, the kilt wearing guys prove that you don't wear anything underneath...

    EDIT: if you go to the site, the pics are NSFW...and there are not just guys wearing them...

    I'm sure at some point I'll be proving if I have underwear on or not

    :lol:;)

    just as tradition dick-tates
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    norm wrote:
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Lizard wrote:
    Hope it isn't this version!!!
    file.php?avatar=8591_1302856989.jpg


    :D


    I need to shave my legs for that look ?

    :o

    when did you stop waxing?

    Ever since that "accident"

    :oops:
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    PureandEasy wrote:
    Nope, still not getting it. :D

    Believe me nor do I

    :lol:
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    chickweed wrote:
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    guys wearing kilts can be really hot...esp if they are :http://www.utilikilts.com/

    and at the Fremont Fair, the kilt wearing guys prove that you don't wear anything underneath...

    EDIT: if you go to the site, the pics are NSFW...and there are not just guys wearing them...

    I'm sure at some point I'll be proving if I have underwear on or not

    :lol:;)

    just as tradition dick-tates

    BRAVEHEART ?

    I'll moon somebody
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • dr0ptheleashdr0ptheleash Posts: 1,264
    norm wrote:
    is your cousin scottish? and not 'my grandfather on my mother's side twice removed' scottish but actually scottish? if not, why the fuck are they wearing kilts?

    Gotta agree with this one.
  • redrockredrock Posts: 18,341
    edited July 2011
    RKCNDY wrote:
    for redrock- :D
    Thank you!
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    BRAVEHEART ?
    Braveheart is a bit like porn for me :oops: :mrgreen: All these rugged men in kilts.... **finds her DVD for a bit of eye candy later** :mrgreen:
    Post edited by redrock on
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    norm wrote:
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    So...over the weekend my cousin asked me to be in his wedding

    I of course accepted....then he says all the guys in the bridal party are wearing KILTS !

    Any advice ...do I wear underwear ? do they itch ?

    :?

    is your cousin scottish? and not 'my grandfather on my mother's side twice removed' scottish but actually scottish? if not, why the fuck are they wearing kilts?

    He's 100% Irish

    I dont know the rules on Scottish or Irish Kilts
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • redrockredrock Posts: 18,341
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    I dont know the rules on Scottish or Irish Kilts

    Just as nice looking....
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    redrock wrote:
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    I dont know the rules on Scottish or Irish Kilts

    Just as nice looking....

    Is it the colors ?
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • redrockredrock Posts: 18,341
    Don't know much about kilts, really - I just like them. I think the Irish wearing kilts is quite 'recent'. I guess they have their tartans just like the Scots have and they must come in all kinds of designs/colours....
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    http://youtu.be/50rEIHC6lB0
    http://youtu.be/u68tmnSeE80
    http://youtu.be/CglGKvutjjo = kilts are 19 feet long and fulla dried dead leafs and twigs
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    I am tired; my heart is
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    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
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