Bookstore Pick-Up Line

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  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    maybe you can have someone standing behind the shelf and whispering the lines...


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekEqEplAzDw
    :D
    and wear a velvet scrunchie!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    "I bet your brain stem reaches almost down to your gluteus maximus."
  • xavier mcdanielxavier mcdaniel Posts: 9,239
    Lizard wrote:
    maybe you can have someone standing behind the shelf and whispering the lines...


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekEqEplAzDw
    :D
    and wear a velvet scrunchie!

    what's that poem, it's a newman..
    Reading 2004
    Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
    Chicago 2007
    Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
    Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
    Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
    Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
    Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
    Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
    Fenway 2, 2018
    MSG 2022
    St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
    MSG 2024, MSG 2024
    Philadelphia 2024
    "I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
    Things happen in the game. Nothing you
    can do. I don't go and say,
    "I'm gonna beat this guy up."
  • pinkbutterflypinkbutterfly Posts: 1,391
    "Can you help me find books on Kama Sutra?"
    My last message to you ~

    You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!

    At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    "Can you help me find books on Kama Sutra?"


    :mrgreen:
    fantastic stuff in this thread!
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • xavier mcdanielxavier mcdaniel Posts: 9,239
    "Can you help me find books on Kama Sutra?"

    I'm sure pointing to a random page in that book might be a good one also...
    Reading 2004
    Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
    Chicago 2007
    Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
    Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
    Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
    Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
    Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
    Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
    Fenway 2, 2018
    MSG 2022
    St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
    MSG 2024, MSG 2024
    Philadelphia 2024
    "I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
    Things happen in the game. Nothing you
    can do. I don't go and say,
    "I'm gonna beat this guy up."
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