Bookstore Pick-Up Line

Ms. HaikuMs. Haiku Posts: 7,258
edited July 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
From Politics & Prose bookstore I received this tweet:

what's your bookstore pick-up line? Have you met the love of your life in a bookstore? Or even just a nice one night stand?

Hmmmmm . . . what would be a good pick-up line in a bookstore?
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    read any good books lately? (sorry couldn't resist...)

    and the last bit reminded me of...'need one nightstand for that book?'
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    (a far stretch I know)
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    RKCNDY wrote:
    read any good books lately? (sorry couldn't resist...)

    sometimes the simplest is the best
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  • The FixerThe Fixer Posts: 12,837
    Do you like to 'do it yourself?'
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Nice periodicals...
  • pjhawkspjhawks Posts: 12,435
    "can i read you a bedtime story?"

    "Shakespeare was a tool"

    "hi i'm anthony weiner, want to see a picture of my penis?"
  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    can I buy you a book?




    yeah...that was bad.
    pjhawks wrote:

    "hi i'm anthony weiner, want to see a picture of my penis?"
    well that can work ANYWHERE!! :D
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • FenwayFaithfulFenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    Wanna grab a cup of coffee and teach me how to read?
    "FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
  • KevinmanKevinman Posts: 1,909
    Fuck me if I'm wrong, but I just read your mind and you want to have sex with me.
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  • FenwayFaithfulFenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    The sad thing is that I'll be using all these lines this weekend
    "FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    The sad thing is that I'll be using all these lines this weekend
    even the weiner one??!!! :shock: :lol:
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    Ms. Haiku wrote:
    From Politics & Prose bookstore I received this tweet:

    what's your bookstore pick-up line? Have you met the love of your life in a bookstore? Or even just a nice one night stand?

    Hmmmmm . . . what would be a good pick-up line in a bookstore?


    that's awesome. :P
    one time my husband and i were discussing how i could meet men if i were single (long story, don't ask :lol: just the sort of bizarre convos that go on in our household.....anyhoo, he had a well thought out lists of places where i could theoretically meet a like-minded individual, one being a bookstore. i was strangely impressed and a wee bit :? ....luckily this was a few years ago, so i don't think he was thinking ways to ease my pain when he left me... :mrgreen:

    anyhoo, no help at all to you, mea culpa....your thread topic just reminded me of this exchange.
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


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  • FenwayFaithfulFenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    Lizard wrote:
    The sad thing is that I'll be using all these lines this weekend
    even the weiner one??!!! :shock: :lol:
    That's my go-to line! I'm leading off with that one! I think it'll go over well.
    "FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
  • "One look at you and my pages got stuck together"
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    "One look at you and my pages got stuck together"

    winner
  • intodeepintodeep Posts: 7,228
    Is that Penthouse Letters you are reading?
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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,282
    I've actually met a chick at a bookstore.
    Super cute, went out a few times. Nice girl, just boring as hell (in a couple of different ways :D )

    We were sitting kinda by eachother when this larger family came in. Made a couple comments, started talking, got her number, went out that weekend. Wasn't really a "pick-up line" more than just a couple of comments which led to convo.



    Actually, I forgot how easy that was... :shock:
    Might have to hang out at the bookstore more often! :D
  • Ms. HaikuMs. Haiku Posts: 7,258
    "One look at you and my pages got stuck together"
    I agree. Winner.
    There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous
    The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    what sort of "bookstore" are we talking about....
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  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,483
    "hey toots, you just turned my paperback into a hard cover"
  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    "hey toots, you just turned my paperback into a hard cover"
    new winner
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    conman wrote:
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    "hey toots, you just turned my paperback into a hard cover"
    new winner



    i just laughed out loud.
    well done joe!
    :mrgreen:
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    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Is that a bookmarker in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
  • Ms. HaikuMs. Haiku Posts: 7,258
    Something that someone like me would say:

    I would wait years for another book written by that author. The cover doesn't do it justice.

    Do you think someone would want to go have a coffee with me if I said that?
    There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous
    The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
  • Ms. Haiku wrote:
    Something that someone like me would say:

    I would wait years for another book written by that author. The cover doesn't do it justice.

    Do you think someone would want to go have a coffee with me if I said that?

    You had me at "hello"
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,837
    "Maybe you can help me straighten out my Longfellow."

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  • xavier mcdanielxavier mcdaniel Posts: 9,239
    maybe you can have someone standing behind the shelf and whispering the lines...


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    " Do you like comic books?"
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    "That tape on your glasses really sets off your eyes."
  • Ms. HaikuMs. Haiku Posts: 7,258
    "That tape on your glasses really sets off your eyes."
    You gave me the first big laugh of the day! Thank you :lol:
    There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous
    The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Ms. Haiku wrote:
    "That tape on your glasses really sets off your eyes."
    You gave me the first big laugh of the day! Thank you :lol:

    So it works...

    you are welcome!
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