Things to Do When You're bored at work...GO!

DS1119

FrankieG wrote:

need some more suggestions!

Practical jokes. Just the other day a guy here was drinking a soda from Wendy's. He made the mistake of leaving it on my desk while he went to his office for some paperwork. :fp: Pull the straw up about 3 inches and then cut it. As soon as the soda gets to the level below the straw the fucker sat there for a half a minute sucking away trying to figure out what the fuck was going on .

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DS1119 wrote:

FrankieG wrote:

need some more suggestions!

Practical jokes. Just the other day a guy here was drinking a soda from Wendy's. He made the mistake of leaving it on my desk while he went to his office for some paperwork. :fp: Pull the straw up about 3 inches and then cut it. As soon as the soda gets to the level below the straw the fucker sat there for a half a minute sucking away trying to figure out what the fuck was going on .

chadwick

turn the frickin stereo up
http://youtu.be/OzAvIxr3AME
every work should have a huge stereo system

Dissidentman

Throw axes

chadwick

Dissidentman wrote:

Throw axes

that aint no fuckin shit!

last christmas we threw knives at the bathroom door until it was a pile of splintered shit. does that count?

FrankieG

... bump

DS1119

FrankieG wrote:

... bump

Staple paperwork to people's daily planner on their desk.


Take someone's phone receiver and unscrew the mouthpiece. Cover all of the holes with cellophane tape and put the cover back on. They pick up the phone and can hear the person talking to them, but the person on the other end can't hear them.

Dissidentman

DS1119 wrote:

FrankieG wrote:

... bump

Staple paperwork to people's daily planner on their desk.


Take someone's phone receiver and unscrew the mouthpiece. Cover all of the holes with cellophane tape and put the cover back on. They pick up the phone and can hear the person talking to them, but the person on the other end can't hear them.

Where do you work, 1987?

DS1119

Dissidentman wrote:

DS1119 wrote:

FrankieG wrote:

... bump

Staple paperwork to people's daily planner on their desk.


Take someone's phone receiver and unscrew the mouthpiece. Cover all of the holes with cellophane tape and put the cover back on. They pick up the phone and can hear the person talking to them, but the person on the other end can't hear them.

Where do you work, 1987?

davidtrios

http://profootballmock.com

DS1119

Start new threads on the PJ forum.

mickeyrat

I'll swerve toward oncoming traffic. Just to make sure the bastards are paying attention. :shock: :nono:

DS1119

mickeyrat wrote:

I'll swerve toward oncoming traffic. Just to make sure the bastards are paying attention. :shock: :nono:

Now thats exciting! :shock: :corn:

stargirl69

DS1119 wrote:

Practical jokes. Just the other day a guy here was drinking a soda from Wendy's. He made the mistake of leaving it on my desk while he went to his office for some paperwork. :fp: Pull the straw up about 3 inches and then cut it. As soon as the soda gets to the level below the straw the fucker sat there for a half a minute sucking away trying to figure out what the fuck was going on .

I hate practical jokes but even I laughed at this suggestion :roll:

DS1119

Look at food porn.

davidtrios

http://www.oldspicesavestheworld.com/

:nono:

DS1119

Steal coworker's lunches.

davidtrios

http://dontevenreply.com/

this guys puts out take craigslist ads and loves to fuck with people. there is one where he puts out an ad requests for cats. he says he has a bengal tiger that only eats cats! some of the crap here is a great time waster at work.

davidtrios

http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=13

DS1119

davidtrios wrote:

http://dontevenreply.com/

this guys puts out take craigslist ads and loves to fuck with people. there is one where he puts out an ad requests for cats. he says he has a bengal tiger that only eats cats! some of the crap here is a great time waster at work.

That is some of the funniest shit I have ever read.