Practical jokes. Just the other day a guy here was drinking a soda from Wendy's. He made the mistake of leaving it on my desk while he went to his office for some paperwork. :fp: Pull the straw up about 3 inches and then cut it. As soon as the soda gets to the level below the straw the fucker sat there for a half a minute sucking away trying to figure out what the fuck was going on .
Practical jokes. Just the other day a guy here was drinking a soda from Wendy's. He made the mistake of leaving it on my desk while he went to his office for some paperwork. :fp: Pull the straw up about 3 inches and then cut it. As soon as the soda gets to the level below the straw the fucker sat there for a half a minute sucking away trying to figure out what the fuck was going on .
Staple paperwork to people's daily planner on their desk.
Take someone's phone receiver and unscrew the mouthpiece. Cover all of the holes with cellophane tape and put the cover back on. They pick up the phone and can hear the person talking to them, but the person on the other end can't hear them.
Staple paperwork to people's daily planner on their desk.
Take someone's phone receiver and unscrew the mouthpiece. Cover all of the holes with cellophane tape and put the cover back on. They pick up the phone and can hear the person talking to them, but the person on the other end can't hear them.
Staple paperwork to people's daily planner on their desk.
Take someone's phone receiver and unscrew the mouthpiece. Cover all of the holes with cellophane tape and put the cover back on. They pick up the phone and can hear the person talking to them, but the person on the other end can't hear them.
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
Practical jokes. Just the other day a guy here was drinking a soda from Wendy's. He made the mistake of leaving it on my desk while he went to his office for some paperwork. :fp: Pull the straw up about 3 inches and then cut it. As soon as the soda gets to the level below the straw the fucker sat there for a half a minute sucking away trying to figure out what the fuck was going on .
I hate practical jokes but even I laughed at this suggestion :roll:
“There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen”
this guys puts out take craigslist ads and loves to fuck with people. there is one where he puts out an ad requests for cats. he says he has a bengal tiger that only eats cats! some of the crap here is a great time waster at work.
this guys puts out take craigslist ads and loves to fuck with people. there is one where he puts out an ad requests for cats. he says he has a bengal tiger that only eats cats! some of the crap here is a great time waster at work.
That is some of the funniest shit I have ever read.
this guys puts out take craigslist ads and loves to fuck with people. there is one where he puts out an ad requests for cats. he says he has a bengal tiger that only eats cats! some of the crap here is a great time waster at work.
That is some of the funniest shit I have ever read.
this guys puts out take craigslist ads and loves to fuck with people. there is one where he puts out an ad requests for cats. he says he has a bengal tiger that only eats cats! some of the crap here is a great time waster at work.
That is some of the funniest shit I have ever read.
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
Calling a coworker's extension every time they leave their desk and when they walk back hang up just before they pick up. This is good for usually about 5 minutes of wasted time everyday.
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Practical jokes. Just the other day a guy here was drinking a soda from Wendy's. He made the mistake of leaving it on my desk while he went to his office for some paperwork.
http://youtu.be/OzAvIxr3AME
every work should have a huge stereo system
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
last christmas we threw knives at the bathroom door until it was a pile of splintered shit. does that count?
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
2010: 5/20 NY, 5/21 NY ... 2011: 6/21 EV NY, 9/3 WI, 9/4 WI ... 2012: 9/2 PA, 9/22 GA ... 2013: 10/18 NY, 10/19 NY, 10/21 PA, 10/22 PA, 10/27 MD
2015: 9/23 NY, 9/26 NY ... 2016: 4/28 PA, 4/29 PA, 5/1 NY, 5/2 NY, 6/11 TN, 8/7 MA, 11/4 TOTD PA, 11/5 TOTD PA ... 2018: 8/10 WA
2022: 9/14 NJ ... 2024: 5/28 WA, 9/7 PA, 9/9 PA ---- http://imgur.com/a/nk0s7
Staple paperwork to people's daily planner on their desk.
Take someone's phone receiver and unscrew the mouthpiece. Cover all of the holes with cellophane tape and put the cover back on. They pick up the phone and can hear the person talking to them, but the person on the other end can't hear them.
Where do you work, 1987?
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
Now thats exciting! :shock: :corn:
I hate practical jokes but even I laughed at this suggestion :roll:
:nono:
this guys puts out take craigslist ads and loves to fuck with people. there is one where he puts out an ad requests for cats. he says he has a bengal tiger that only eats cats!
That is some of the funniest shit I have ever read.
http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84
Also, if you find yourself sneezing during the heat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready for action.
http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=77
im in tears!
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
Nashville-03
Chicago-07
E.V. Milwaukee-08
Chicago 1 & 2-09
Alpine Valley 1 & 2-11
Wrigley-13
St. Paul-14
Milwaukee-14
Denver-22
St. Paul 1 & 2 - 23
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”