Where did Ziggy go?

81

Black Diamond wrote:

norm wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

IVF is fucking expensive (about $9000 upfront per cycle)

:shock: :wtf: :crazy:

Pfft... Less than summer camp for one of the little fuckers :?

:shock: i'd be sending them to central park for the day

norm

Black Diamond wrote:

norm wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

IVF is fucking expensive (about $9000 upfront per cycle)

:shock: :wtf: :crazy:

Pfft... Less than summer camp for one of the little fuckers :?

:shock: where the hell are they going to camp? the hamptons?

leave 'em in central park for a couple days..now that's camping! :shock:

ZiggyStar

norm wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

IVF is fucking expensive (about $9000 upfront per cycle)

:shock: :wtf: :crazy:

I know!! It's bullshit. I get money back from the govt (about $4,000) but then if the first cycle doesn't work, need another $9,000 upfront to start cycle 2! :shock: :x

ZiggyStar

Black Diamond wrote:

norm wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

IVF is fucking expensive (about $9000 upfront per cycle)

:shock: :wtf: :crazy:

Pfft... Less than summer camp for one of the little fuckers :?

Well we're not all millionaires.

81

ZiggyStar wrote:

norm wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

IVF is fucking expensive (about $9000 upfront per cycle)

:shock: :wtf: :crazy:

I know!! It's bullshit. I get money back from the govt (about $4,000) but then if the first cycle doesn't work, need another $9,000 upfront to start cycle 2! :shock: :x

i hear turkey basters work well.

Phantom Pain

$9,000 for a kid...

Thats just the beginning !

ZiggyStar

The 81 wrote:

i hear turkey basters work well.

Believe me, if I thought it would work, I would do it....but insemination isn't going to work for us regardless of whether it's done via turkey baster or by a specialist.

ZiggyStar

Phantom Pain wrote:

$9,000 for a kid...

Thats just the beginning !

:x What are you laughing at punk?

If I'm paying $9,000, I better get two babies for the price of one....and they better fucking grow up to be rich talented fucks who make mum a lot of money! :evil:

81

ZiggyStar wrote:

and they better fucking grow up to be rich talented fucks who make mum a lot of money! :evil:

you want some of my sperm

Phantom Pain

ZiggyStar wrote:

Phantom Pain wrote:

$9,000 for a kid...

Thats just the beginning !

:x What are you laughing at punk?

If I'm paying $9,000, I better get two babies for the price of one....and they better fucking grow up to be rich talented fucks who make mum a lot of money! :evil:

:oops:

Two would be cool..boy and a girl and be done

We thought twins would be great until you realize how hard one can be !

All kidding aside good luck with everything..having a baby is unbelievable

Our daughter is almost a year and half

ZiggyStar

The 81 wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

and they better fucking grow up to be rich talented fucks who make mum a lot of money! :evil:

you want some of my sperm

No, you make stupid babies who smoke. I want SMART babies.

ZiggyStar

Phantom Pain wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

Phantom Pain wrote:

$9,000 for a kid...

Thats just the beginning !

:x What are you laughing at punk?

If I'm paying $9,000, I better get two babies for the price of one....and they better fucking grow up to be rich talented fucks who make mum a lot of money! :evil:

:oops:

Two would be cool..boy and a girl and be done

We thought twins would be great until you realize how hard one can be !

All kidding aside good luck with everything..having a baby is unbelievable

Our daughter is almost a year and half

Thank you! A year and a half? Already!? I remember when you posted that you'd become a dad....time flies.

justam

ZiggyStar wrote:

The 81 wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

and they better fucking grow up to be rich talented fucks who make mum a lot of money! :evil:

you want some of my sperm

No, you make stupid babies who smoke. I want SMART babies.

lol

norm

i've offer ziggy my services and time and time again she refuses...ah well, i guess she'll just keep wasting her money :P

ZiggyStar

norm wrote:

i've offer ziggy my services and time and time again she refuses...ah well, i guess she'll just keep wasting her money :P

Norm, I've explained time and time again that I want to save you just for pleasure....right now making babies is a lot of work....we don't want to remember our lovemaking as work now, do we?

rick1zoo2

:?

Black Diamond

ZiggyStar wrote:

norm wrote:

i've offer ziggy my services and time and time again she refuses...ah well, i guess she'll just keep wasting her money :P

Norm, I've explained time and time again that I want to save you just for pleasure....right now making babies is a lot of work....we don't want to remember our lovemaking as work now, do we?

Does anyone know Norm's address?
He might need medical attention

Phantom Pain

Black Diamond wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

norm wrote:

i've offer ziggy my services and time and time again she refuses...ah well, i guess she'll just keep wasting her money :P

Norm, I've explained time and time again that I want to save you just for pleasure....right now making babies is a lot of work....we don't want to remember our lovemaking as work now, do we?

Does anyone know Norm's address?
He might need medical attention

he has a life alert bracelet

81

Phantom Pain wrote:

he has a life alert bracelet

rick1zoo2

that reminds me of something funny: a few years ago, at my son's school they handed out the Jr. High yearbook and the kids signed each others books. When one of the girls signed it she told him that she put her phone number there for him. When he looked at it she had written "call me- 911".