I'm thinking about becoming a widow...

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  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    I'd only shut him up for an evening, ya know take him off your hands for a while. I'm a good friend like that. ;)
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    I'd only shut him up for an evening, ya know take him off your hands for a while. I'm a good friend like that. ;)
    That is a a good friend :lol: Today when I woke up, I barely had my eyes open...head wasn't even off the pillow yet and he's in my face asking me "would you live in a cave???" :problem: :? :wtf: Apparently he had seen an episode of House Hunters International in which the people were buying a cave home in Spain and he really needed to know if I would be willing to live in a cave home...and he needed to know before I was even fully conscious. :| Today would be a good day to smother him :lol:
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    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    I'd only shut him up for an evening, ya know take him off your hands for a while. I'm a good friend like that. ;)
    That is a a good friend :lol: Today when I woke up, I barely had my eyes open...head wasn't even off the pillow yet and he's in my face asking me "would you live in a cave???" :problem: :? :wtf: Apparently he had seen an episode of House Hunters International in which the people were buying a cave home in Spain and he really needed to know if I would be willing to live in a cave home...and he needed to know before I was even fully conscious. :| Today would be a good day to smother him :lol:


    Seriously, thank you for. Sharing....I can't stop laughing at the entire scene. :p
    Husbands are funny.
    :D
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    I'd only shut him up for an evening, ya know take him off your hands for a while. I'm a good friend like that. ;)
    That is a a good friend :lol: Today when I woke up, I barely had my eyes open...head wasn't even off the pillow yet and he's in my face asking me "would you live in a cave???" :problem: :? :wtf: Apparently he had seen an episode of House Hunters International in which the people were buying a cave home in Spain and he really needed to know if I would be willing to live in a cave home...and he needed to know before I was even fully conscious. :| Today would be a good day to smother him :lol:


    Seriously, thank you for. Sharing....I can't stop laughing at the entire scene. :p
    Husbands are funny.
    :D
    Sometimes he just gets so............enthusiastic :lol: Funny and lovable...just sometimes I absolutely can't take him. :lol: At least he didn't put vinegar in the febreeze bottle today. :| Or salad in the freezer :problem:
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    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    I'd only shut him up for an evening, ya know take him off your hands for a while. I'm a good friend like that. ;)
    That is a a good friend :lol: Today when I woke up, I barely had my eyes open...head wasn't even off the pillow yet and he's in my face asking me "would you live in a cave???" :problem: :? :wtf: Apparently he had seen an episode of House Hunters International in which the people were buying a cave home in Spain and he really needed to know if I would be willing to live in a cave home...and he needed to know before I was even fully conscious. :| Today would be a good day to smother him :lol:

    your answer..."i wish you were in a cave right now" :D
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    Sometimes he just gets so............enthusiastic :lol: Funny and lovable...just sometimes I absolutely can't take him. :lol: At least he didn't put vinegar in the febreeze bottle today. :| Or salad in the freezer :problem:

    I like enthusiasm. ;)
    Ok seriously I'll stop now.... :lol:



    Seriously hanging with you two in NYC was a highlight.
    I loved our discussion regarding KOL...haha.
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    norm wrote:
    I'd only shut him up for an evening, ya know take him off your hands for a while. I'm a good friend like that. ;)
    That is a a good friend :lol: Today when I woke up, I barely had my eyes open...head wasn't even off the pillow yet and he's in my face asking me "would you live in a cave???" :problem: :? :wtf: Apparently he had seen an episode of House Hunters International in which the people were buying a cave home in Spain and he really needed to know if I would be willing to live in a cave home...and he needed to know before I was even fully conscious. :| Today would be a good day to smother him :lol:

    your answer..."i wish you were in a cave right now" :D
    :lol: EXACTLY what I was thinking
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    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • i can make it look like accident..and we cry together in the funeral
    is he a 10c member with low membership number?if yes,ill do it for free :lol:

    He is a Ten C member, but I don't think you would want to commit a murder over his number. ;)
    Hearts and thoughts they fade....
    fade away...

    I am at peace with my lust.....for Eddie.
  • I'd only shut him up for an evening, ya know take him off your hands for a while. I'm a good friend like that. ;)
    That is a a good friend :lol: Today when I woke up, I barely had my eyes open...head wasn't even off the pillow yet and he's in my face asking me "would you live in a cave???" :problem: :? :wtf: Apparently he had seen an episode of House Hunters International in which the people were buying a cave home in Spain and he really needed to know if I would be willing to live in a cave home...and he needed to know before I was even fully conscious. :| Today would be a good day to smother him :lol:


    That one is just priceless....

    :lol:
    Hearts and thoughts they fade....
    fade away...

    I am at peace with my lust.....for Eddie.
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    funniest thread yet...we have all been there... :lol::lol::lol:


    Jerry Seinfeld on disagreements in relationships SO FUNNY!! :lol::lol: Worth the watch!!

    http://www.oprah.com/oprahshow/Jerry-Se ... prah-Video

    ...we all do the voice right? :lol::lol::lol:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    funniest thread yet...we have all been there... :lol::lol::lol:


    Jerry Seinfeld on disagreements in relationships SO FUNNY!! :lol::lol: Worth the watch!!

    http://www.oprah.com/oprahshow/Jerry-Se ... prah-Video

    ...we all do the voice right? :lol::lol::lol:
    :lol::lol::lol: Omg we were both dying about the part with the voice. Guilty as charged :shifty:
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    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    Urgh...ever had these days with your spouse? I swear everyday my husband is off from work he decides to see how big of a douche he can be. I can't wait for Friday to get here, he will be back at work. Anyway, just needed to vent somewhere.

    Very familiar feeling. I sometimes wish I had a cage that I could lock him in. I could just through a blanket over it when I've had too enough and then he might go to sleep for a while.

    I love him dearly, but do have moments when I consider swapping him for a guinea pig or hamster.
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,408
    funniest thread yet...we have all been there... :lol::lol::lol:


    Jerry Seinfeld on disagreements in relationships SO FUNNY!! :lol::lol: Worth the watch!!

    http://www.oprah.com/oprahshow/Jerry-Se ... prah-Video

    ...we all do the voice right? :lol::lol::lol:

    I think this is funny.
    Tone of voice gets discussed at my house. As well as volume of voice. My husband has a big booming voice sometimes. :oops: :P
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  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    justam wrote:
    funniest thread yet...we have all been there... :lol::lol::lol:


    Jerry Seinfeld on disagreements in relationships SO FUNNY!! :lol::lol: Worth the watch!!

    http://www.oprah.com/oprahshow/Jerry-Se ... prah-Video

    ...we all do the voice right? :lol::lol::lol:

    I think this is funny.
    Tone of voice gets discussed at my house. As well as volume of voice. My husband has a big booming voice sometimes. :oops: :P


    I'm a bit of a screamer, and not always in a good way. :mrgreen:
    Your home always sounds so rational AM...I just don't work like that much. :lol:
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • Here's another example fresh from today of something that is douchey:

    My husband won a free lunch at work, which was cool and I know it was his free lunch that he won. However, I suggested that our son and I could meet him one day over this next week and have a nice lunch together. This way we could have a nice meal without it straining the family budget too much. So, today he told me that he and a co-worker were going to go to lunch and take an advantage of the free meal. OK, I didn't think twice about it because, after all, it was my husbands meal and he does deserve a break and guy time. However, I now find out that the other guys wife met and ate with them....urgh.
    Hearts and thoughts they fade....
    fade away...

    I am at peace with my lust.....for Eddie.
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    Here's another example fresh from today of something that is douchey:

    My husband won a free lunch at work, which was cool and I know it was his free lunch that he won. However, I suggested that our son and I could meet him one day over this next week and have a nice lunch together. This way we could have a nice meal without it straining the family budget too much. So, today he told me that he and a co-worker were going to go to lunch and take an advantage of the free meal. OK, I didn't think twice about it because, after all, it was my husbands meal and he does deserve a break and guy time. However, I now find out that the other guys wife met and ate with them....urgh.



    THAT is annoying.
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Here's another example fresh from today of something that is douchey:

    My husband won a free lunch at work, which was cool and I know it was his free lunch that he won. However, I suggested that our son and I could meet him one day over this next week and have a nice lunch together. This way we could have a nice meal without it straining the family budget too much. So, today he told me that he and a co-worker were going to go to lunch and take an advantage of the free meal. OK, I didn't think twice about it because, after all, it was my husbands meal and he does deserve a break and guy time. However, I now find out that the other guys wife met and ate with them....urgh.



    THAT is annoying.

    Yes...I completely agree...it's inconsiderate when that happens :(
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • FifthelementFifthelement Posts: 6,958
    Here's another example fresh from today of something that is douchey:

    My husband won a free lunch at work, which was cool and I know it was his free lunch that he won. However, I suggested that our son and I could meet him one day over this next week and have a nice lunch together. This way we could have a nice meal without it straining the family budget too much. So, today he told me that he and a co-worker were going to go to lunch and take an advantage of the free meal. OK, I didn't think twice about it because, after all, it was my husbands meal and he does deserve a break and guy time. However, I now find out that the other guys wife met and ate with them....urgh.

    That does come across as inconsiderate. However, just to play devil's advocate, was your husband aware beforehand that the wife was coming? Chances are he didn't.

    I think the lunch date idea is a great one. You guys could still do that. Why don't you try a quick picnic in a local park close to his work or something? Doesn't break the bank and can give you all some nice out-of -the-ordinary family time :)

    I love this thread though. I just about did a spit-take the first time I read the title. Probably 'cos I have totally had the same feeling on more than one occasion ;):mrgreen:
    "What the CANUCK happened?!? - Esquimalt Barber Shop
  • i can make it look like accident..and we cry together in the funeral
    is he a 10c member with low membership number?if yes,ill do it for free :lol:

    He is a Ten C member, but I don't think you would want to commit a murder over his number. ;)

    I guess we will know who he is when we see a thread titled

    "My wife sometimes thinks I'm a douchebag and often has dreams of killing me"
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,408
    justam wrote:

    I think this is funny.
    Tone of voice gets discussed at my house. As well as volume of voice. My husband has a big booming voice sometimes. :oops: :P


    I'm a bit of a screamer, and not always in a good way. :mrgreen:
    Your home always sounds so rational AM...I just don't work like that much. :lol:

    Lol! You'd think that, and it might sound that way when I use bland phrases but, um, we have these discussions because it can get very noisy and chaotic here sometimes. :oops: :lol: There is one heavy metal guitarist, a pianist, a composer, and a very emotional visual artist living in this house! :mrgreen:
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  • tinkerbelltinkerbell Posts: 2,161
    OMG...this made me laugh!
    :mrgreen:


    i remember oh about a year ago discussing that yea, i love my husband profusely, but sure...there are days i hate him immensely. :P immediately following that post were a few in agreement, and one i remember from a wife saying, yes....loves her man BUT...on some days she'd like to smother him with a pillow. :lol: priceless, and true, sentiment. i think EVERYone in a couple feels like that, sometimes....

    I remember being part of that discussion :lol: I can't remember if it was me who said that, but I was definitely thinking it! I love my husband, he is my best friend... but sometimes :twisted:
    all you need is love, love is all you need
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    tinkerbell wrote:
    OMG...this made me laugh!
    :mrgreen:


    i remember oh about a year ago discussing that yea, i love my husband profusely, but sure...there are days i hate him immensely. :P immediately following that post were a few in agreement, and one i remember from a wife saying, yes....loves her man BUT...on some days she'd like to smother him with a pillow. :lol: priceless, and true, sentiment. i think EVERYone in a couple feels like that, sometimes....

    I remember being part of that discussion :lol: I can't remember if it was me who said that, but I was definitely thinking it! I love my husband, he is my best friend... but sometimes :twisted:


    Now that you mention it, i think it was you if memory serves.
    I just love how matter of fact you wrote it, priceless. :lol:



    And AM....chaotic, whatever....i guess its the language you choose because it just sounds like a pretty healthy and mature household. Not my world at all. :mrgreen:
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


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