I'm thinking about becoming a widow...

decides2dream

comebackgirl wrote:

decides2dream wrote:

OMG...this made me laugh!



i remember oh about a year ago discussing that yea, i love my husband profusely, but sure...there are days i hate him immensely. :P immediately following that post were a few in agreement, and one i remember from a wife saying, yes....loves her man BUT...on some days she'd like to smother him with a pillow. priceless, and true, sentiment. i think EVERYone in a couple feels like that, sometimes....

I am often tempted to smother zoso. Sometimes he just talks too much :shifty:

i'll shut him up for ya if you like.
oops, did i say that out loud? :P
hahahahaha.

Cradles Broken Glass

Dissidentman wrote:

Cradles Broken Glass wrote:

Urgh...ever had these days with your spouse? I swear everyday my husband is off from work he decides to see how big of a douche he can be. I can't wait for Friday to get here, he will be back at work. Anyway, just needed to vent somewhere.

Can we have examples of his "douchebaggery"? If i notice them in myself I will try to be less of a DB next time around.

Don't flip out on your wife when she ask, "honey, will you please clean the litter box tonight?" That's just one for starters. I'm sure some of the other girls on here have plenty of other examples.

justam

I think part of getting along is being sensitive to where the other person IS in their own personal mood. Sometimes I know it's best to leave my husband alone because he's got a lot of stuff on his mind or is tense about work or something. I think the timing of requests is crucial to avoiding arguments sometimes.

At other times, you can't avoid them but at least you can argue in such a way that it's productive and you both come out of it with a new understanding of the other person's point of view. :geek:

I say this after having a bit of a discussion that eventually worked out this very morning. :shock: :oops:
:P

pjhawks

if a guy jokingly talked about killing their wife would it be funny and would the thread have been locked already? just a thought.

RKCNDY

pjhawks wrote:

if a guy jokingly talked about killing their wife would it be funny and would the thread have been locked already? just a thought.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw7gNf_9njs

dimitrispearljam

i can make it look like accident..and we cry together in the funeral
is he a 10c member with low membership number?if yes,ill do it for free

Slap upside the head

RKCNDY wrote:

pjhawks wrote:

if a guy jokingly talked about killing their wife would it be funny and would the thread have been locked already? just a thought.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw7gNf_9njs

I love the Dixie chicks even more than my penis.

Lizard

Slap upside the head wrote:

RKCNDY wrote:

pjhawks wrote:

if a guy jokingly talked about killing their wife would it be funny and would the thread have been locked already? just a thought.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw7gNf_9njs

I love the Dixie chicks even more than my penis.

and I am sure they are cuter!

Slap upside the head

Lizard wrote:

Slap upside the head wrote:

RKCNDY wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw7gNf_9njs

I love the Dixie chicks even more than my penis.

and I am sure they are cuter!

Only when they have lipstick on and my penis doesn't.

comebackgirl

decides2dream wrote:

comebackgirl wrote:

decides2dream wrote:

OMG...this made me laugh!



i remember oh about a year ago discussing that yea, i love my husband profusely, but sure...there are days i hate him immensely. :P immediately following that post were a few in agreement, and one i remember from a wife saying, yes....loves her man BUT...on some days she'd like to smother him with a pillow. priceless, and true, sentiment. i think EVERYone in a couple feels like that, sometimes....

I am often tempted to smother zoso. Sometimes he just talks too much :shifty:

i'll shut him up for ya if you like.
oops, did i say that out loud? :P
hahahahaha.

I keep him around because he does change the litter box willingly and does the grocery shopping.

decides2dream

I'd only shut him up for an evening, ya know take him off your hands for a while. I'm a good friend like that.

comebackgirl

decides2dream wrote:

I'd only shut him up for an evening, ya know take him off your hands for a while. I'm a good friend like that.

That is a a good friend Today when I woke up, I barely had my eyes open...head wasn't even off the pillow yet and he's in my face asking me "would you live in a cave???" :problem: :? :wtf: Apparently he had seen an episode of House Hunters International in which the people were buying a cave home in Spain and he really needed to know if I would be willing to live in a cave home...and he needed to know before I was even fully conscious. Today would be a good day to smother him

decides2dream

comebackgirl wrote:

decides2dream wrote:

I'd only shut him up for an evening, ya know take him off your hands for a while. I'm a good friend like that.

That is a a good friend Today when I woke up, I barely had my eyes open...head wasn't even off the pillow yet and he's in my face asking me "would you live in a cave???" :problem: :? :wtf: Apparently he had seen an episode of House Hunters International in which the people were buying a cave home in Spain and he really needed to know if I would be willing to live in a cave home...and he needed to know before I was even fully conscious. Today would be a good day to smother him

Seriously, thank you for. Sharing....I can't stop laughing at the entire scene.
Husbands are funny.

comebackgirl

decides2dream wrote:

comebackgirl wrote:

decides2dream wrote:

I'd only shut him up for an evening, ya know take him off your hands for a while. I'm a good friend like that.

That is a a good friend Today when I woke up, I barely had my eyes open...head wasn't even off the pillow yet and he's in my face asking me "would you live in a cave???" :problem: :? :wtf: Apparently he had seen an episode of House Hunters International in which the people were buying a cave home in Spain and he really needed to know if I would be willing to live in a cave home...and he needed to know before I was even fully conscious. Today would be a good day to smother him

Seriously, thank you for. Sharing....I can't stop laughing at the entire scene.
Husbands are funny.

Sometimes he just gets so............enthusiastic Funny and lovable...just sometimes I absolutely can't take him. At least he didn't put vinegar in the febreeze bottle today. Or salad in the freezer :problem:

norm

comebackgirl wrote:

decides2dream wrote:

I'd only shut him up for an evening, ya know take him off your hands for a while. I'm a good friend like that.

That is a a good friend Today when I woke up, I barely had my eyes open...head wasn't even off the pillow yet and he's in my face asking me "would you live in a cave???" :problem: :? :wtf: Apparently he had seen an episode of House Hunters International in which the people were buying a cave home in Spain and he really needed to know if I would be willing to live in a cave home...and he needed to know before I was even fully conscious. Today would be a good day to smother him

your answer..."i wish you were in a cave right now"

decides2dream

comeback girl wrote:

Sometimes he just gets so............enthusiastic Funny and lovable...just sometimes I absolutely can't take him. At least he didn't put vinegar in the febreeze bottle today. Or salad in the freezer :problem:

I like enthusiasm.
Ok seriously I'll stop now....



Seriously hanging with you two in NYC was a highlight.
I loved our discussion regarding KOL...haha.

comebackgirl

norm wrote:

comebackgirl wrote:

decides2dream wrote:

I'd only shut him up for an evening, ya know take him off your hands for a while. I'm a good friend like that.

That is a a good friend Today when I woke up, I barely had my eyes open...head wasn't even off the pillow yet and he's in my face asking me "would you live in a cave???" :problem: :? :wtf: Apparently he had seen an episode of House Hunters International in which the people were buying a cave home in Spain and he really needed to know if I would be willing to live in a cave home...and he needed to know before I was even fully conscious. Today would be a good day to smother him

your answer..."i wish you were in a cave right now"

EXACTLY what I was thinking

Cradles Broken Glass

dimitrispearljam wrote:

i can make it look like accident..and we cry together in the funeral
is he a 10c member with low membership number?if yes,ill do it for free

He is a Ten C member, but I don't think you would want to commit a murder over his number.

Cradles Broken Glass

comebackgirl wrote:

decides2dream wrote:

I'd only shut him up for an evening, ya know take him off your hands for a while. I'm a good friend like that.

That is a a good friend Today when I woke up, I barely had my eyes open...head wasn't even off the pillow yet and he's in my face asking me "would you live in a cave???" :problem: :? :wtf: Apparently he had seen an episode of House Hunters International in which the people were buying a cave home in Spain and he really needed to know if I would be willing to live in a cave home...and he needed to know before I was even fully conscious. Today would be a good day to smother him

That one is just priceless....

ShimmyMommy

funniest thread yet...we have all been there...


Jerry Seinfeld on disagreements in relationships SO FUNNY!! Worth the watch!!

http://www.oprah.com/oprahshow/Jerry-Se ... prah-Video

...we all do the voice right?