What, does your mom keep it in a jar on the mantle?
:shock:
how to make somebody feel bad in 5 words or less
my mom is dead
see......told ya
:fp: Jesus Christ. :fp: .... that actually inspired that rush of blood to the brain you get when you think you just accidentally sent an email that is trashing your boss to your boss. :fp:
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
:fp: Jesus Christ. :fp: .... that actually inspired that rush of blood to the brain you get when you think you just accidentally sent an email that is trashing your boss to your boss. :fp:
I was taking the train home late last night, and it stopped suddenly 6 meters too early and the doors were stuck closed. After a few minutes this super drunk guy got up, lerched around for a bit like a scared animal looking for a way out of a trap, and just started vomiting profusely all over the place. And kept on puking... and puking.... and puking. It was like the barf-o-rama from Stand By Me. Everyone on the train started panicking. Some of them started trying to force the doors open bjt couldn't. Transit officials were just standing, helpless to do anything, right outside the car watching the scene through the windows, and people inside started banging on the windows, yelling, "help!! Let us out! This guy is spewing all over the train!!! Help!" :fp: It was horrible, as I just sat there with my shirt pulled over my face, but it was also hilarious in a way. I was surprised that no one pressed the panic button or used the emergency escape release, they were freaking out so much.
Finally the doors opened, and everyone ran away.
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
I was taking the train home late last night, and it stopped suddenly 6 meters too early and the doors were stuck closed. After a few minutes this super drunk guy got up, lerched around for a bit like a scared animal looking for a way out of a trap, and just started vomiting profusely all over the place. And kept on puking... and puking.... and puking. It was like the barf-o-rama from Stand By Me. Everyone on the train started panicking. Some of them started trying to force the doors open bjt couldn't. Transit officials were just standing, helpless to do anything, right outside the car watching the scene through the windows, and people inside started banging on the windows, yelling, "help!! Let us out! This guy is spewing all over the train!!! Help!" :fp: It was horrible, as I just sat there with my shirt pulled over my face, but it was also hilarious in a way. I was surprised that no one pressed the panic button or used the emergency escape release, they were freaking out so much.
Finally the doors opened, and everyone ran away.
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that's hysterical
but I'm a little worried about how you spend your time :?
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
:shock:
Don't worry. Its time well spent.
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
how to make somebody feel bad in 5 words or less
my mom is dead
see......told ya
Oh, sorry about your mom.
no
fuck the bricks...pour it in my glass
Do it, its comical.
:P
no worries....
we all die someday
paypal a 50 over and i will consider it.
That is funny
See! I told you. Its cool man, no homo.
This has turned into a Nike campaign... Just do it http://www.google.com/search?q=snakeduc ... 24&bih=632
You Guys!
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
Finally the doors opened, and everyone ran away.