Onwords

Language is constantly changing. Tell us about new words you like or hate, about words that have changed meaning and what you feel about that, about usage of words that strikes you as funny, irritating, odd, etc.
I'll start with less/fewer. Does your grocery store have a line that says "12 Items or Less"? WRONG! It should say "12 Items or Fewer".
I'll start with less/fewer. Does your grocery store have a line that says "12 Items or Less"? WRONG! It should say "12 Items or Fewer".
"Don't give in to the lies. Don't give in to the fear. Hold on to the truth. And to hope."
-Jim Acosta
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The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
I love chocolate malt, with extra malt but to say the word, or hear someone say it is a horrible, terrible noise to me.
'Look at this picture of us girls. We're all such Divas'
No, you're not. Just because you are a girl, doesn't make you a diva.
Oh dear Lordy Lord, yes! Everything can't be epic. Or face-melting, that's another one. "So and so melted my face! Man, we had an epic blast!"
Grandmas are saying it!!!
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
If people are going to make up words, I think they ought to at the very least be amusing or sound good!! :twisted:
you said that? you said you like horse manure?
and it was right around this time she said she had a boyfriend?.... :think:
Instead of just moredinary?? No??
I cringe when I hear/see someone say:
"I seen it"
Now, I am no grammer expert, but that to me just sounds terrible. And it seems to be creeping into common use more and more, and by people, who up until that comes out of their mouth, I would think are intelligent. Worse than when I hear "I axed a question".
Proper use is "I HAVE seen it" or even "I've seen it" or "I saw it".
I think Diva has become synonomous with fat. You will never find a t-shirt sized XS with the word "Diva" across the chest.
how about shut the fuck up!
ARGH!!!! :twisted:
People take it to mean that someone is acting like a bitch but even THAT isn't what it actually means.
The first "Divas" were women who could be bitchy because they could actually DO something (sing amazing arias) that other people can't do and therefore people had to put up with their bitchiness. Now, every stupid person wants that right without having to do the job that gave the old divas their allowence to be demanding. (!!!) :geek:
Everything is so watered down now...
Roods..
Rural... ruhl.. rew-rawl...
it is really fun to say though.
"douche"
"douche"
"douche"
'Seattle is in WaRshington State'
'I'm gonna waRsh my hands'
'I'm gonna drawL a pretty picture'
and bad grammar sometimes gets to me...
'I gots to gets me something to drink'
- Christopher McCandless
i can see my reflection in the meer or in the water.
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
Wait a second _ I just had an idea for a new word.
If you pronounce "douche" as though it rhymes with "touche," it sounds not like "doosh" but "doo-shay" which is far more elegant.
Douche (picture the little hash mark over the "e" making it be "doo-shay" instead of "doosh") could be used when acknowledging or retorting to a rude comment. For example...
Unlost Dogs: "I got so lost on my way to New Hampshire last weekend. Friggin' GPS."
81: "Must have been using your iPhone."
Unlost Dogs: "Douche, 81, douche."
:P
There is no S!!!
'I'm going to Walmarts.'
Unless you're going to more than one, that makes no sense.
"We were, like, going to the store, right? To like, buy a case of Sam, right? And like, you know the guy behind the counter, right? He was like, "Dude!"
Actually that is an incorrect representation. In these parts you don't go to the liquor store for your beer, you go to the packie.
With leadership like that, no wonder our schools are in the shitter and that wasn't the first time he said that either
They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all