she's shoplifting 2 Easter hams...one under each armpit...
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when she woke up this morning, some body parts didn't 'fall back into place'
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
turning around is going a bit too far if you are just walking down the street towards each other. if you are standing in a spot though nothing wrong with the eyes following along.
the question i have is if you are walking towards each other at what distance does it become too long of a look to make you look bad to the ladies? i mean at what point is it acceptable to get a good look and hold that look as she comes towards you?
HAHA EXACTLY!
I always try to calculate that with out missing the boat.
If you wait to long ur SOL....
Or ir the boyfriend is their he might see what ur up to. lol
turning around is going a bit too far if you are just walking down the street towards each other. if you are standing in a spot though nothing wrong with the eyes following along.
the question i have is if you are walking towards each other at what distance does it become too long of a look to make you look bad to the ladies? i mean at what point is it acceptable to get a good look and hold that look as she comes towards you?
HAHA EXACTLY!
I always try to calculate that with out missing the boat.
If you wait to long ur SOL....
Or ir the boyfriend is their he might see what ur up to. lol
sunglasses. BOOM.
if not....20 feet.
nice try...I know when a guy is checking out another girl's bum...because he completely quits talking AND listening, next time, I'm running up to the girl to ask her if I can take a pic of her bum
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
nice try...I know when a guy is checking out another girl's bum...because he completely quits talking AND listening, next time, I'm running up to the girl to ask her if I can take a pic of her bum[/quote]
HAHA EXACTLY!
I always try to calculate that with out missing the boat.
If you wait to long ur SOL....
Or ir the boyfriend is their he might see what ur up to. lol
sunglasses. BOOM.
if not....20 feet.
nice try...I know when a guy is checking out another girl's bum...because he completely quits talking AND listening, next time, I'm running up to the girl to ask her if I can take a pic of her bum
trust me. i've mastered this art.
also, i have a pretty funny story about this that i'll post later
She looks like my toothpaste tube...Someone must've squeezed her legs and everything migrated up north.
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One of my favorite moments with the Mrs. was when on vacation in Mexico... a woman was sun bathing no top on stomach with a thong on... She was checking her out before me and pointed it out... A couple minutes later and she turns over... the wife goes I knew it by her bum... it was...
One of my favorite moments with the Mrs. was when on vacation in Mexico... a woman was sun bathing no top on stomach with a thong on... She was checking her out before me and pointed it out... A couple minutes later and she turns over... the wife goes I knew it by her bum... it was...
:shock:
did you follow up your wife's comment by saying "well, at least one of us was looking at her face".
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One of my favorite moments with the Mrs. was when on vacation in Mexico... a woman was sun bathing no top on stomach with a thong on... She was checking her out before me and pointed it out... A couple minutes later and she turns over... the wife goes I knew it by her bum... it was...
:shock:
did you follow up your wife's comment by saying "well, at least one of us was looking at her face".
I think my next comment sounded something likes this....
blejeljdfisgjogj
One of my favorite moments with the Mrs. was when on vacation in Mexico... a woman was sun bathing no top on stomach with a thong on... She was checking her out before me and pointed it out... A couple minutes later and she turns over... the wife goes I knew it by her bum... it was...
:shock:
did you follow up your wife's comment by saying "well, at least one of us was looking at her face".
I think my next comment sounded something likes this....
blejeljdfisgjogj
Mine would have been "lets find a place to 'do it' quickly".
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long time ago at work i was headed down the hall to talk to an underwriter about a file...
super hot office chick was looking pretty, pretty, pretty good that day... :thumbup:
caught glimpse of her to my left as i was walking towards the door. turned head to get one last look as i opened the door whilst still walking....proceeded to then walk directly into the side of the door. bang. boom. splat. :shock:
cracked upon a scar right at the top of my forehead :roll: ...blood started squirting down my head :oops: ....i'm pretty good about being able to play things off so i nonchalantly turned around and made a beam-line to the bathroom where i applied some tp to my forehead for like 30 minutes. :x fucking thing eventually died down....but now i had a pretty visible gash right on my forehead. so i made my way back to my desk, with my head down and hand on my head like i was scratching it....grabbed my keys and went directly to cvs for a band-aide.
people kept asking "what happened?" "what happened???".......to my credit i would not under any circumstances answer the question. i just kept saying "you don't wanna know. stop asking me. get back to work." i was a team leader at that point so i had a slight bit of authority so people backed off of it after a while. had to sport a band-aide for a solid few days.
amazingly nobody saw me hit the side of the door though. at least i think nobody say it.
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she's shoplifting 2 Easter hams...one under each armpit...
- Christopher McCandless
no ass but has backboobs? :wtf:
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sunglasses. BOOM.
if not....20 feet.
nice try...I know when a guy is checking out another girl's bum...because he completely quits talking AND listening, next time, I'm running up to the girl to ask her if I can take a pic of her bum
- Christopher McCandless
nice try...I know when a guy is checking out another girl's bum...because he completely quits talking AND listening, next time, I'm running up to the girl to ask her if I can take a pic of her bum[/quote]
Woman do it too!
amateur
trust me. i've mastered this art.
also, i have a pretty funny story about this that i'll post later
Yes, yes we do. :shifty:
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that actually made me snort
bless her and her backboobs
She looks like my toothpaste tube...Someone must've squeezed her legs and everything migrated up north.
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words fail me. :shock: :shock:
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did you follow up your wife's comment by saying "well, at least one of us was looking at her face".
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blejeljdfisgjogj
Mine would have been "lets find a place to 'do it' quickly".
*NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
*MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
*Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
*Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
*Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
*VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
*EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
*Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
super hot office chick was looking pretty, pretty, pretty good that day... :thumbup:
caught glimpse of her to my left as i was walking towards the door. turned head to get one last look as i opened the door whilst still walking....proceeded to then walk directly into the side of the door. bang. boom. splat.
cracked upon a scar right at the top of my forehead :roll: ...blood started squirting down my head :oops: ....i'm pretty good about being able to play things off so i nonchalantly turned around and made a beam-line to the bathroom where i applied some tp to my forehead for like 30 minutes. :x fucking thing eventually died down....but now i had a pretty visible gash right on my forehead. so i made my way back to my desk, with my head down and hand on my head like i was scratching it....grabbed my keys and went directly to cvs for a band-aide.
people kept asking "what happened?" "what happened???".......to my credit i would not under any circumstances answer the question.
amazingly nobody saw me hit the side of the door though. at least i think nobody say it.
moral of the story....umm.....hmm. :think:
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what happened to 'super hot office chick'?
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I married her.
one of my friends actually ended up dating her for a while... :x
the story was too embarassing for me to tell anyone though. i held it until a couple weeks ago actually
the healing comes with the telling