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A question for the guys here....

acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
edited April 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
So what do you do here....
You see a smoking hot girl walking in your direction. You can tell she is built to party, T & A...the whole nine yards.
So knowing how hot she is walking toward you, once she passes do you always turn and check out her ass knowing others around you will see what you are doing? :mrgreen:

If I am in like a mall or somewhere and that happens I have a hard time with that because I am a total ass man and want to see it but I dont want to look like the pig that I am. ;) :twisted:
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  • caifan82caifan82 Posts: 321
    Well, what I usually do in those cases is that I turn my head to where the girl is GOING TO be once she passes me, and just wait for her to get there. That way I cannot be faulted... she crossed my eyesight! Nothing i could do to not see her ass :P
    Lol, not sure if that helps in not making me look like a perv... but unless someone has a better strategy, I'm sticking to it :P
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  • he still standshe still stands Posts: 2,835
    yeah that are plenty of ways to look without making it obvious. The aforementioned is a good one. If you're in a populated area you can just turn around and start walking the other way after she passes you. When I'm with my son it is easy cause no one is going to give me shit for taking a look at a hot girl... I'm carrying around a two year old for pete's sake. He is also my weapon of choice for flirting with girls. He will just run over to anyone and wave and say "hi".... that is a good way to get a girl to talk to you. But, not many girls want to date a single father. frowny face.
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  • jshinjshin Posts: 1,759
    Why not just decide to change direction? You can follow her until another ass comes along and puts you back on course...You'll make it to sbarro pizza eventually.
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    jshin wrote:
    Why not just decide to change direction? You can follow her until another ass comes along and puts you back on course...You'll make it to sbarro pizza eventually.


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  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    jshin wrote:
    Why not just decide to change direction? You can follow her until another ass comes along and puts you back on course...You'll make it to sbarro pizza eventually.
    lol,
    I hate it when a group of old woman get in the way from my one moment to view and nice hiney. I actually get pissed hahahaha.
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  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    I sometimes just throw my whole body on the ground in front of them and start convulsing, but that doesnt always work.
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  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    he still stands wrote:
    yeah that are plenty of ways to look without making it obvious. The aforementioned is a good one. If you're in a populated area you can just turn around and start walking the other way after she passes you. When I'm with my son it is easy cause no one is going to give me shit for taking a look at a hot girl... I'm carrying around a two year old for pete's sake. He is also my weapon of choice for flirting with girls. He will just run over to anyone and wave and say "hi".... that is a good way to get a girl to talk to you. But, not many girls want to date a single father. frowny face.

    You can always use this pick up line I came up with and never used because I'm married: "I make pretty babies, want one?"
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    caifan82 wrote:
    Well, what I usually do in those cases is that I turn my head to where the girl is GOING TO be once she passes me


    Agreed. You have to do it well in advance if you're really wanting to be inconspicuous about it. You just have to accept that you're only gonna see half the movie, one way or another. Trying to see the whole feature is when you'll get in trouble.
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  • sabreleafsabreleaf Posts: 310
    I just look. Life is to short to give a shit. Then I get hit by my wife.
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    sabreleaf wrote:
    I just look. Life is to short to give a shit. Then I get hit by my wife.

    haha!

    Actually, a few days ago I turned to take a peek at a beautiful girl walking by, and An elderly fella was doing the same thing. We both looked at each other like we were busted. haha, we're dogs even when we're old. :P
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  • StillHereStillHere Posts: 7,795
    edited April 2011
    :roll:
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    peace,
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  • megatronmegatron Posts: 3,420
    i do the turn around and look around for another scum bag for an approving nod
  • pjhawkspjhawks Posts: 12,435
    turning around is going a bit too far if you are just walking down the street towards each other. if you are standing in a spot though nothing wrong with the eyes following along.

    the question i have is if you are walking towards each other at what distance does it become too long of a look to make you look bad to the ladies? i mean at what point is it acceptable to get a good look and hold that look as she comes towards you?
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    I try to make eye contact and smile and then turn my whole head and stare as she goes by. Ass is my Kryptonite and i am powerless to resist. If it's really nice i'll point it out to my wife, but she's more a Tits kind of girl.
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    pjhawks wrote:
    turning around is going a bit too far if you are just walking down the street towards each other. if you are standing in a spot though nothing wrong with the eyes following along.

    the question i have is if you are walking towards each other at what distance does it become too long of a look to make you look bad to the ladies? i mean at what point is it acceptable to get a good look and hold that look as she comes towards you?
    HAHA EXACTLY!
    I always try to calculate that with out missing the boat.
    If you wait to long ur SOL....
    Or ir the boyfriend is their he might see what ur up to. lol
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  • DeLukinDeLukin Posts: 2,757
    edited April 2011
    jshin wrote:
    Why not just decide to change direction? You can follow her until another ass comes along and puts you back on course...You'll make it to sbarro pizza eventually.
    ^ Brilliant. You, sir, are my hero.
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    edited April 2011
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Ass is my Kryptonite

    Stay where I can see you...
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  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    Dissidentman wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Ass is my Kryptonite

    Stay whereI can see you...

    Well said by both of you.
  • polaris_xpolaris_x Posts: 13,559
    the answer to this question is in the movie "Hall Pass" ... ;)
  • markymark550markymark550 Posts: 5,138
    sabreleaf wrote:
    I just look. Life is to short to give a shit. Then I get hit by my wife.
    Same here...although I've learned to make it a covert look when the wife is nearby...that way everyone is happy...
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    I'm going to start wearing baggy pants from now on...
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    RKCNDY wrote:
    I'm going to start wearing baggy pants from now on...


    we'll still look...we're guys....we don't know any better
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    TADOW!!!

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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    are any bums 'too big'?

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  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    BinauralJam wrote:
    I try to make eye contact and smile and then turn my whole head and stare as she goes by. Ass is my Kryptonite and i am powerless to resist. If it's really nice i'll point it out to my wife, but she's more a Tits kind of girl.

    I really like your relationship.
    jshin wrote:
    Why not just decide to change direction? You can follow her until another ass comes along and puts you back on course...You'll make it to sbarro pizza eventually.

    awesome.
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    RKCNDY wrote:
    are any bums 'too big'?

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    Yes
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    RKCNDY wrote:
    are any bums 'too big'?

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    Is that a sbarro cup on that table?
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    are any bums 'too big'?

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRwAufkSBb2OUgINeP7c0p1xlnLxKHCEGksCXvmTavLUrm9_Sf0

    Is that a sbarro cup on that table?


    lol...

    Seems she is trying to negotiate how to get through those pylons.
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    :lol:
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
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    :problem:
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