I have never placed my bum on a public toilet seat....I'm a pro at squats.
and quit 'crack'-ing wise-ass jokes...poor guy
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
Thank goodness they didn't release his name. I hope they catch the person who did this. . . although I doubt the police will be dusting for fingerprints or anything. What a horrible thing to do to a person.
They have those hands free toilets that flush when you move..I bet the stupid toilet just kept flushing and flushing.....He had to laugh at some point,right?
The man was 48. . . what if he was overweight or had some other kind of condition like a heart condition? What if he was diabetic and went into shock or something of that nature while he was stuck there?
I don't mean to be a buzzkill, but this is one of the most horrible things I've heard done for an April Fools joke in a long time. Aside from the humiliation this man went though, what if something would have happened to him while he was stuck there? What if no one heard him calling and he didn't get help?
I don't want to be the moral police, but I don't think this is something to laugh at.
The man was 48. . . what if he was overweight or had some other kind of condition like a heart condition? What if he was diabetic and went into shock or something of that nature while he was stuck there?
I don't mean to be a buzzkill, but this is one of the most horrible things I've heard done for an April Fools joke in a long time. Aside from the humiliation this man went though, what if something would have happened to him while he was stuck there? What if no one heard him calling and he didn't get help?
I don't want to be the moral police, but I don't think this is something to laugh at.
humor rules 101 says you can laugh after the fact since he wasn't really hurt.
The man was 48. . . what if he was overweight or had some other kind of condition like a heart condition? What if he was diabetic and went into shock or something of that nature while he was stuck there?
I don't mean to be a buzzkill, but this is one of the most horrible things I've heard done for an April Fools joke in a long time. Aside from the humiliation this man went though, what if something would have happened to him while he was stuck there? What if no one heard him calling and he didn't get help?
I don't want to be the moral police, but I don't think this is something to laugh at.
Yeah we dont know the specifics but its sounds fishy to me
I can't imagine even in the midst of a rushed poop to not check the seat or wipe it ?
My drinking team has a hockey problem
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
The man was 48. . . what if he was overweight or had some other kind of condition like a heart condition? What if he was diabetic and went into shock or something of that nature while he was stuck there?
I don't mean to be a buzzkill, but this is one of the most horrible things I've heard done for an April Fools joke in a long time. Aside from the humiliation this man went though, what if something would have happened to him while he was stuck there? What if no one heard him calling and he didn't get help?
I don't want to be the moral police, but I don't think this is something to laugh at.
Yeah we dont know the specifics but its sounds fishy to me
I can't imagine even in the midst of a rushed poop to not check the seat or wipe it ?
oh u know dam well their are times when if you turn to look you will be screwed
i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
The man was 48. . . what if he was overweight or had some other kind of condition like a heart condition? What if he was diabetic and went into shock or something of that nature while he was stuck there?
I don't mean to be a buzzkill, but this is one of the most horrible things I've heard done for an April Fools joke in a long time. Aside from the humiliation this man went though, what if something would have happened to him while he was stuck there? What if no one heard him calling and he didn't get help?
I don't want to be the moral police, but I don't think this is something to laugh at.
Yeah we dont know the specifics but its sounds fishy to me
I can't imagine even in the midst of a rushed poop to not check the seat or wipe it ?
oh u know dam well their are times when if you turn to look you will be screwed
Thats true usually after OUTBACK
My drinking team has a hockey problem
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
Yeah, I don't want to bring down the thread. Having a little laugh about it here will neither help or hurt the man who was victimized, but I can tell you, maybe between the ages of 20-40 we always check the seat, just because that's how we were raised, but if he had some sort of condition. . . like Crohn's disease. . . maybe he didn't have that luxury.
Any bathroom mishaps I always think of the zipper scene from Something about Mary
FRANKS and BEANS !
how'd you get the beans above the franks?
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
Oh wow! That's like 10 minutes down the road from me. Why am I just hearing about this here?
Strange. :?
I don't shop at Walmart or sit on public toilets, another master of the squat!
neilybabes86
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people are assholes
but that sucks.. can u imagine if that was u. in ur town u will be forever known as that guy...i bet he checks every seeat b4 sitting down now
and quit 'crack'-ing wise-ass jokes...poor guy
- Christopher McCandless
always put something down on the seat before sitting. always.
i mean we all have had to go in public restrooms..but dam wipe the seat down
okay, i feel bad for him
BUT
that's why you always squat
a HUGE company like Wal-Mart can be sued
Not saying he did it to himself but they can't prove otherwise
He could be looking for a pay day
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
I don't mean to be a buzzkill, but this is one of the most horrible things I've heard done for an April Fools joke in a long time. Aside from the humiliation this man went though, what if something would have happened to him while he was stuck there? What if no one heard him calling and he didn't get help?
I don't want to be the moral police, but I don't think this is something to laugh at.
humor rules 101 says you can laugh after the fact since he wasn't really hurt.
Yeah we dont know the specifics but its sounds fishy to me
I can't imagine even in the midst of a rushed poop to not check the seat or wipe it ?
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
and i guess he couldn't wipe his ass becasue he was stuck
so now you are face down on a stetcher ..with a toilet seat glued to your ass...with crap IN yourn ass...dam glad i wasn't the paramedic on scene
oh u know dam well their are times when if you turn to look you will be screwed
Any bathroom mishaps I always think of the zipper scene from Something about Mary
FRANKS and BEANS !
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
Thats true usually after OUTBACK
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
how'd you get the beans above the franks?
- Christopher McCandless
Wish you were here...
♥~RIP Dad
Strange. :?
I don't shop at Walmart or sit on public toilets, another master of the squat!
You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!
At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
Put out an APB for this guy:
"Dad always said 'it's all about winning'...but I keep hurting asses. *sniff*"