It Hurts !!! How many stitches?

mattdingle
mattdingle Posts: 181
edited April 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
Well fellow jammers .Whats the worst injury accident you ever had ?????? and how many stitches?

Mine was playing soccer and a guy grabbed me by the balls :shock: and out they popped :lol:
14 stitches. Very sore .
Can ya top that .
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  • nuffingman
    nuffingman Posts: 3,014
    I've just been sick. That's too much information.
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    mattdingle wrote:
    Well fellow jammers .Whats the worst injury accident you ever had ?????? and how many stitches?

    Mine was playing soccer and a guy grabbed me by the balls :shock: and out they popped :lol:
    14 stitches. Very sore .
    Can ya top that .

    Holy F#@k! :shock:

    That's insane. I dont think many can top that one.

    When I was a kid I had stitches in my head every other month, but never a bunch at a time, usually 3-4.

    But a few years ago I was surfing and I got hit in the face with my board. 14 stitches right above my eye. it looked pretty bad and the water made it look a lot worse.
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  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    i had a hang nail once, Fuck.

    oh and there was that time with the splinter......i don't even want to think about it.
  • TS1969
    TS1969 Posts: 53
    It's going to take another injury to the balls to top that...
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    I can't top the injury to your sack but in third grade, it was during library and I went to put a book back on the shelf. When I returned to seat, my chair was pushed in and I felt, hit the back of my head on the edge of the desk and blood was everywhere, went to the hospital, and had to get two staples on my head. I don't know what was worse...the staples going in or pulling them out.
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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    they popped out? :?

    ummmmok...i smashed my head on the corner of a mailbox, blood everywhere, 6 stitches.
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  • cbrunelle783
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    Newch91 wrote:
    I can't top the injury to your sack but in third grade, it was during library and I went to put a book back on the shelf. When I returned to seat, my chair was pushed in and I felt, hit the back of my head on the edge of the desk and blood was everywhere, went to the hospital, and had to get two staples on my head. I don't know what was worse...the staples going in or pulling them out.

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  • Attaway77
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    When I was a kid, I was at the beach and ran out into the ocean and there was broken bottle stuck in the sand, stepped right on it. Sliced my foot open from the bottom of my foot to the top, the stitches scar looks like a set of railroad track on my foot now.
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  • loveontwolegs
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    When I was 8 or 9, I was balancing on a crane bucket on my dad's property. The bucket shifted, I fell and cut my chin open.

    Since my parents weren't around, my younger sister called a friend of the family that was a nurse. She thought my sister said I split my shin open and gave instructions and said she would be over to check on me in a bit.

    She arrived and as instructed, I was laying in the bathtub with pressure on the cut, and my leg elevated :lol:

    Ended up with 8 stitches in my chin.
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    mattdingle wrote:
    Well fellow jammers .Whats the worst injury accident you ever had ?????? and how many stitches?

    Mine was playing soccer and a guy grabbed me by the balls :shock: and out they popped :lol:
    14 stitches. Very sore .
    Can ya top that .

    :o:o:o:o:o:o


    only thing I have heard of that might top that is a penile fracture.
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Hockey Stick to the head...4 stitches

    :D
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  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    mattdingle wrote:
    Well fellow jammers .Whats the worst injury accident you ever had ?????? and how many stitches?

    Mine was playing soccer and a guy grabbed me by the balls :shock: and out they popped :lol:
    14 stitches. Very sore .
    Can ya top that .

    :o:o:o:o:o:o


    only thing I have heard of that might top that is a penile fracture.

    I dont even want to know what can happen to the bone that doesnt even have a bone. :P
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  • jmurray
    jmurray Stratham, NH Posts: 3,538
    Arm through a window, 23 stitches.
  • magicredbengal
    magicredbengal Posts: 85
    Can't top it but I had a few nasty ones as a child. 11 year old summer I first jumped while playing football and landed on a rusty chair that broke and speared the back of my calf muscle (6 stitches). Also at 11 years old I was riding my bike, hit gravel, hit the ground, and had my bike land on me with my kick-stand spearing my leg two inches deep and three inches wide (12 stitches and I still have a 2 inch wide upside down V on my thigh). 13 year old summer I jumped off a golf cart, lost my balance, and hit the concert forehead first laying open my left eyelid (10 stitches).
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  • Staggering Genius
    Staggering Genius Posts: 169
    I was in a bicycle accident that literally ripped off the left side of my face and split my chin when I was six.

    My face was reconstructed and I have a very faint scar above my left eye and under my chin as the only evidence.

    I don't remember the stitch count, but my face was bandaged for a few months.

    The handle bar went into my side, and I had some stitches there too.
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  • PermaLogic
    PermaLogic Posts: 31
    I was working with a guy clearing trees. He didnt look when he cut an 8" maple. I was carrying brush to the pile when the tree fell, tipped the front of my baseball hat, knocked my arms down and landed on my leg. The tree snapped my tibia and fibula, now i have a titanium rod in my tibia. It was interesting to look down and see my leg sideways!
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    mattdingle wrote:
    Well fellow jammers .Whats the worst injury accident you ever had ?????? and how many stitches?

    Mine was playing soccer and a guy grabbed me by the balls :shock: and out they popped :lol:
    14 stitches. Very sore .
    Can ya top that .

    :o:o:o:o:o:o


    only thing I have heard of that might top that is a penile fracture.

    I dont even want to know what can happen to the bone that doesnt even have a bone. :P


    yeah, you probably don't want to know, google it if you dare. I was surprised that its even possible.
  • pinkbutterfly
    pinkbutterfly Posts: 1,391
    A lot of your injuries sound so painful. Mine was just when my sister threw a glass jar at my head when we were kids, which required 5 stitches. You can't see the scar, 'cause I wear bangs.
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  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    I have had a number of injuries in the past:

    Broken collar bone (both sides)
    4x broken thumbs
    Broken knee
    Broken ribs
    Broken leg
    Multiple broken fingers and toes
    2x Fractured skull
    Scraped the entire left side of my face off and literally snapped out and broke my four front teeth
    Split my chin open so bad it had a rock sticking out of it
    Nearly cut my thumb off with a stanley blade (13 stitches - only 6 external)

    and various other scrapes and bumps.... but nothing and I mean NOTHING compares to the original post :shock: :o :shock: :o :shock: :o I'm female and even I winced! :sick:
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  • Jukee
    Jukee Posts: 4,500
    When I was in grade 8 my friend was walking infront of me with a crazy carpet and the wind caught it and sliced my eyelid wide open. I can still remember sitting on that operating table with the bright lights like it was yesterday, waiting for stitches.
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