I'M HAMMERED THREAD

81

peacefrompaul wrote:

81 wrote:

peacefrompaul wrote:

keep the beer coming, fucker. I'm gonna fucking go for a run here soon

boozing and running is a bad call. i suggest taking a cab

So... a run around the backyard?

no. don't run when boozed up. bad bad bad

peacefrompaul

81 wrote:

no. don't run when boozed up. bad bad bad

It's my body!!! I'll do what I want!!

81

peacefrompaul wrote:

81 wrote:

no. don't run when boozed up. bad bad bad

It's my body!!! I'll do what I want!!

by all means...go for a jog....

you don't learn without experience.

peacefrompaul

81 wrote:

peacefrompaul wrote:

81 wrote:

no. don't run when boozed up. bad bad bad

It's my body!!! I'll do what I want!!

by all means...go for a jog....

you don't learn without experience.

I'm not. Far too late. That's asking for a 300 dollar ticket

81

peacefrompaul wrote:

I'm not. Far too late. That's asking for a 300 dollar ticket

a ticket for jogging. wtf. 500 fines for over due books. wtf

wisconsin is not a place i would want to live.

i played some pick up roller hockey after a tall boy or two once. that was miserable

81

it's not quite the same as pui.....but this thread is growing on me.

peacefrompaul

81 wrote:

peacefrompaul wrote:

I'm not. Far too late. That's asking for a 300 dollar ticket

a ticket for jogging. wtf. 500 fines for over due books. wtf

wisconsin is not a place i would want to live.

i played some pick up roller hockey after a tall boy or two once. that was miserable

Underage drinking. I'd be fucked

The Eau Claire cops don't really fuck around with people drunk in public.... especially if it is obvious.

besides that, it's not a big deal... we've had cops at our house that didn't care we were drunk

The Fixer

81 wrote:

one more beer

Ah, you stole my line

:thumbup: :wave:

81

The Fixer wrote:

81 wrote:

one more beer

Ah, you stole my line

:thumbup: :wave:

in that case...one more one more beer

:offtothefridge

The Fixer

peacefrompaul wrote:

81 wrote:

peacefrompaul wrote:

I'm not. Far too late. That's asking for a 300 dollar ticket

a ticket for jogging. wtf. 500 fines for over due books. wtf

wisconsin is not a place i would want to live.

i played some pick up roller hockey after a tall boy or two once. that was miserable

Underage drinking. I'd be fucked

The Eau Claire cops don't really fuck around with people drunk in public.... especially if it is obvious.

besides that, it's not a big deal... we've had cops at our house that didn't care we were drunk

Fixer lesson of the day...

95% of cops are enormous douchebags...regardless of where you live

81

The Fixer wrote:

95% of cops are enormous douchebags...regardless of where you live

99% in chicago

peacefrompaul

The Fixer wrote:

Fixer lesson of the day...

95% of cops are enormous douchebags...regardless of where you live

many are... I've dealt with a few here.... the one's that have caught me red handed have been pretty cool. Guess I got lucky.

The Fixer

81 wrote:

The Fixer wrote:

95% of cops are enormous douchebags...regardless of where you live

99% in chicago

I think all are...and my wife has a few PA trooper cousins

81

like will, in fairness....i've not really dealt with many douche bag cops myself....but in fairness to chicago, there are weekly stories on douche bag cops.

from stalking, to taking bribes, to running drug rings, to beating bar maids, to dui, to taking kick backs, to shooting people that they know are unarmed.

shep

81 wrote:

like will, in fairness....i've not really dealt with many douche bag cops myself....but in fairness to chicago, there are weekly stories on douche bag cops.

from stalking, to taking bribes, to running drug rings, to beating bar maids, to dui, to taking kick backs, to shooting people that they know are unarmed.

the most important thing to know is the law....for example:

front door open, you're visibly intoxicated or holding a drink - you're golden.

step through the threshold of the front door and onto the step/porch/lawn.... you're fucked.

81

shep wrote:

81 wrote:

like will, in fairness....i've not really dealt with many douche bag cops myself....but in fairness to chicago, there are weekly stories on douche bag cops.

from stalking, to taking bribes, to running drug rings, to beating bar maids, to dui, to taking kick backs, to shooting people that they know are unarmed.

the most important thing to know is the law....for example:

front door open, you're visibly intoxicated or holding a drink - you're golden.

step through the threshold of the front door and onto the step/porch/lawn.... you're fucked.

i was smashed one night...cops show up asking about a rash of robberies....i invited them in.

shep

81 wrote:

shep wrote:

81 wrote:

like will, in fairness....i've not really dealt with many douche bag cops myself....but in fairness to chicago, there are weekly stories on douche bag cops.

from stalking, to taking bribes, to running drug rings, to beating bar maids, to dui, to taking kick backs, to shooting people that they know are unarmed.

the most important thing to know is the law....for example:

front door open, you're visibly intoxicated or holding a drink - you're golden.

step through the threshold of the front door and onto the step/porch/lawn.... you're fucked.

i was smashed one night...cops show up asking about a rash of robberies....i invited them in.

dumb move...

when i was having party at my house one sunday night in collage, cops showed up. i answered the door. didn't step beyond the threshold, didn't invite them in, and i wouldn't let anyone go out the door... they stood there questioning me (me with a drink in hand) for a good 20-25 minutes before they realized i wasn't going to fuck it up and left... it was kind of fun in a sick way... :twisted:

81

shep wrote:

81 wrote:

dumb move...

when i was having party at my house one sunday night in collage, cops showed up. i answered the door. didn't step beyond the threshold, didn't invite them in, and i wouldn't let anyone go out the door... they stood there questioning me (me with a drink in hand) for a good 20-25 minutes before they realized i wasn't going to fuck it up and left... it was kind of fun in a sick way... :twisted:

fuck em. my house....i'm well over 30. if i wanna get drunk at home....not cause a ruckus....and have no reason for the cops to be called...by all means, they can step inside and ask if have seen anything related to a break in. i fuckin hate thieves, and i told them as much

shep

81 wrote:

fuck em. my house....i'm well over 30. if i wanna get drunk at home....not cause a ruckus....and have no reason for the cops to be called...by all means, they can step inside and ask if have seen anything related to a break in. i fuckin hate thieves, and i told them as much

i'm in complete agreement with you on the theives - fuck anyone who feels that theft is a legitimate way of life...

however, i'm not going to invite a cop in for no good reason... ever.

there are too many fucking crooked ones out there in a place the size of houston....

peacefrompaul

The Fixer wrote:

81 wrote:

The Fixer wrote:

95% of cops are enormous douchebags...regardless of where you live

99% in chicago

I think all are...and my wife has a few PA trooper cousins

Couldn't disagree more, actually.

There are good cops that know the constitution and are looking to keep things calm... not trying to be #1 in giving tickets.

There are asshole cops, though... know your rights